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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How strange I just been to my doctor as well I told him I have this problem that every morning at 7 am I go for a crap, he said whats wrong with that so I said well I dont get up until 8!!!! |
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It's a special experimental nhs surgery for highly sexed males, all the doctors are nymphos and the nurses are qualified to give Thai massage,
When you make an appointment you are picked up in a stretch limo drive by an ex lap dancer from Vegas
The surgery is in a country house and is never busy |
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"It's a special experimental nhs surgery for highly sexed males, all the doctors are nymphos and the nurses are qualified to give Thai massage,
When you make an appointment you are picked up in a stretch limo drive by an ex lap dancer from Vegas
The surgery is in a country house and is never busy"
That is called a brothal lol |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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"My doctor just told me I
need help because I'm a compulsive liar... then she gave me a titwank and sucked me off in her office."
Changed your profile name to Walter Mitty
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I fit blinds for a living and had a job at the local convent which is being refirbished.
Due to cutbacks head sister insisted that costs must be reduced and that all nuns must paint there dormitory without getting paint on their habbits.
The nuns had the great idea (as they are all girls) to paint naked, hence no paint would be spilled onto their clothes. They duly carried out the task starkers, when I arrived and knocked on the door I heard a meek voice say "who is it?"....... "Blind Man" I shouted through the closed door. The sisters had a conflab and decieded what harm could it do as I was blind and would not see them in a naked state.
"Come in" shouted the voice, on entering I said "nice tits, now where do you want your blinds!!!!" True story, or is it??
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"Luckily you have a female Doctor 
Who says he has 
He said she sucked him office in her office.
Who said the NHS was rubbish lol"
But he's a compulsive liar so maybe just maybe he lied about his doctor being a she
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oh this has made me chuckle
nice one pablo 