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Honest, don't read on if you are easily riled, have hypertension or a heart condition, this is serious stuff and not for the mild and delicate of spirit.
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A.How often do you wash your towels?
B. How often do you change your sheets?
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Hand towels in the bathrooms and tea towels I change every day. Bath towel I’ll probably use twice. Everyone’s beds get stripped and changed every Saturday. |
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"Honest, don't read on if you are easily riled, have hypertension or a heart condition, this is serious stuff and not for the mild and delicate of spirit.
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Ready?
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A.How often do you wash your towels?
B. How often do you change your sheets?
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A. Weekly
B. Depends monthly at a maximum biscuits on bed may expedite this happening ahead of schedule |
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"Depends how many chocolate biscuits Ive been eating in bed
Chocolate hobnobs are the best
Are you telling us, you have Hobnobs?!? "
I might...
I might have some dark chocolate hobnobs it depends who's asking?  |
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"Honest, don't read on if you are easily riled, have hypertension or a heart condition, this is serious stuff and not for the mild and delicate of spirit.
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A.How often do you wash your towels?
B. How often do you change your sheets?
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:*towels once a week and bedding every two! I try not eat anything I shouldn’t in bed, and probably a little OCD |
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"Depends how many chocolate biscuits Ive been eating in bed
Chocolate hobnobs are the best
Are you telling us, you have Hobnobs?!?
I might...
I might have some dark chocolate hobnobs it depends who's asking? "
Fuck! Me... How soon can you get here!!  |
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"Usually wait until we've spilt Chinese in the bed before changing the sheets  "
That reminds me of a makeover show back in the 80's. The presenter found a manky mat hidden behind a sofa and when asked, was told it was their curry rug, the thing they put their takeaways on to save the carpet! |
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"I know folk who wash their towels after every use."
WOW.
My hair towel when ever I remember 
And my main towel once to twice a week.
Is this normal or am I minging? |
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"Depends how many chocolate biscuits Ive been eating in bed
Chocolate hobnobs are the best
Chocolate hobnobs are number 1 in the biscuit rating!  "
Yeah you bet. They would be even better with a bit of squirty cream |
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"Depends how many chocolate biscuits Ive been eating in bed
Chocolate hobnobs are the best
Chocolate hobnobs are number 1 in the biscuit rating!
Yeah you bet. They would be even better with a bit of squirty cream "
I've got the squirty cream sorted, I just need the chocolate hobnobs |
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"I know folk who wash their towels after every use.
WOW.
My hair towel when ever I remember
And my main towel once to twice a week.
Is this normal or am I minging?
I think that's utterly normal."
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"Depends how many chocolate biscuits Ive been eating in bed
Chocolate hobnobs are the best
Chocolate hobnobs are number 1 in the biscuit rating!
Yeah you bet. They would be even better with a bit of squirty cream
I've got the squirty cream sorted, I just need the chocolate hobnobs "
Would you make an exception for a shortest chap like me? |
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"Honest, don't read on if you are easily riled, have hypertension or a heart condition, this is serious stuff and not for the mild and delicate of spirit.
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Ready?
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A.How often do you wash your towels?
B. How often do you change your sheets?
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Need an option C adding in
- Who Irons them ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Towels I use twice then wash
Bedding is changed Twice a week
Twice a week!
I do ours once a week and the day before we switch to the other house. "
I change my house twice a week. |
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"Usually wait until we've spilt Chinese in the bed before changing the sheets
That reminds me of a makeover show back in the 80's. The presenter found a manky mat hidden behind a sofa and when asked, was told it was their curry rug, the thing
they put their takeaways on to save the carpet!"
Gross  |
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"Honest, don't read on if you are easily riled, have hypertension or a heart condition, this is serious stuff and not for the mild and delicate of spirit.
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Ready?
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A.How often do you wash your towels?
B. How often do you change your sheets?
Need an option C adding in
- Who Irons them ?"
Duvet / pillow cases only! |
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"Depends how many chocolate biscuits Ive been eating in bed
Chocolate hobnobs are the best
Chocolate hobnobs are number 1 in the biscuit rating!
Yeah you bet. They would be even better with a bit of squirty cream
I've got the squirty cream sorted, I just need the chocolate hobnobs
Would you make an exception for a shortest chap like me? "
It you have a whole pack of chocolate hobnobs, then...hell yes!  |
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"Depends how many chocolate biscuits Ive been eating in bed
Chocolate hobnobs are the best
Chocolate hobnobs are number 1 in the biscuit rating!
Yeah you bet. They would be even better with a bit of squirty cream
I've got the squirty cream sorted, I just need the chocolate hobnobs
Would you make an exception for a shortest chap like me?
It you have a whole pack of chocolate hobnobs, then...hell yes! "
I think you could convince me to let you have the whole sheboodle |
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I usually wait until the mould that grows on the towel decides to twist the towel and whip me with it, before I change it.
And as for the bedding I wait until the bedbugs start complaining before Changing those....... |
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