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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

What things that you see on profiles do you find ironic?

For example: “please don’t send a dick pic” and their profile is just filled with pussy pics.

Or

“Please have a pic or we won’t be chatting” and they have no pics themselves.

Any others you have noticed?

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By *osie xWoman  over a year ago

wolverhampton

Can’t accom or travel always makes me wonder where they meet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't read profiles just look at the pictures

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can’t accom or travel always makes me wonder where they meet"

I wonder if people have done that because of Covid?

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By *osie xWoman  over a year ago

wolverhampton


"Can’t accom or travel always makes me wonder where they meet

I wonder if people have done that because of Covid?"

No, they’ve been around long before Covid struck

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I don't read profiles just look at the pictures "

Pretty much the same a lot of the time, I see these comments in statuses a lot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When they meet the man of their dreams and then his beautiful wife

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When they meet the man of their dreams and then his beautiful wife "

It’s it ironic

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can’t accom or travel always makes me wonder where they meet

I wonder if people have done that because of Covid?"

mines been like that since i joined( i meet very local)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Couples profiles that moan that messages are only directed at her when they have about a thousand photos of her and just one of him which is usually just his cock

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Couples profiles that moan that messages are only directed at her when they have about a thousand photos of her and just one of him which is usually just his cock "

I like it when they don’t tell you who’s messaging you, then you find out you’ve been flirting with the husband, dammit, how many times!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Couples profiles that moan that messages are only directed at her when they have about a thousand photos of her and just one of him which is usually just his cock

I like it when they don’t tell you who’s messaging you, then you find out you’ve been flirting with the husband, dammit, how many times!"

You tart

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Couples profiles that moan that messages are only directed at her when they have about a thousand photos of her and just one of him which is usually just his cock

I like it when they don’t tell you who’s messaging you, then you find out you’ve been flirting with the husband, dammit, how many times!

You tart "

That’s on a previous profile, I flirt with no one on this profile

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By *icolerobbieCouple  over a year ago

walsall


"When they meet the man of their dreams and then his beautiful wife

It’s it ironic "

That’s not ironic, that’s just unfortunate. The only thing ironic about that song is that she doesn’t understand irony...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When they meet the man of their dreams and then his beautiful wife

It’s it ironic

That’s not ironic, that’s just unfortunate. The only thing ironic about that song is that she doesn’t understand irony... "

Only the millionth person to say that lol

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By *icolerobbieCouple  over a year ago

walsall


"When they meet the man of their dreams and then his beautiful wife

It’s it ironic

That’s not ironic, that’s just unfortunate. The only thing ironic about that song is that she doesn’t understand irony...

Only the millionth person to say that lol"

Ed Byrnes sketch.... I really laughed at that

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands

We've had messages and winks off profiles that say they don't meet blacks

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By *eicesterstallionMan  over a year ago

leicester

Must have face pic / this is not blind date yet they haven’t even got a pic

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By *eicesterstallionMan  over a year ago

leicester


"We've had messages and winks off profiles that say they don't meet blacks "
they dont know what there missing

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple  over a year ago

Essex


"We've had messages and winks off profiles that say they don't meet blacks "

maybe they were confused and meant the didn't meet in Blacks. Despite looking like a swinger's holiday, all those tents are for display only :D

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Please send a face pic with your first message when they won't send one back themselves

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not replying to messages then they reply

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not replying to messages then they reply "

Mr Bigshot here getting replies to his messages

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool

"Been here before, know how it works". Does not even close to know how it works.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""Been here before, know how it works". Does not even close to know how it works. "

I was quite clear about that on my profile.

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


""Been here before, know how it works". Does not even close to know how it works.

I was quite clear about that on my profile."

Finally some honesty!

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By *luebell888Woman  over a year ago

Glasgowish


"What things that you see on profiles do you find ironic?

For example: “please don’t send a dick pic” and their profile is just filled with pussy pics.

Or

“Please have a pic or we won’t be chatting” and they have no pics themselves.

Any others you have noticed?"

I do not mind dick pics on profiles but would rather not be sent one with a message.

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By *opsy RogersWoman  over a year ago

London


"Can’t accom or travel always makes me wonder where they meet"

I had that on my profile for a while because I couldn't do either but explained it in my profile text. Lodging with family ruled out meeting at mine and unreliable transport meant I could only travel occasionally and not far.

Folk see 'able to travel' and think I'm going to do a two hour round trip for a shag.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When they have a long list of instructions, demands, a password at the end of their profile and tell me to make my messages interesting to avoid deletion and then they message ME with a "hi, how are you?" And don't even put "hey gorgeous" in the subject title......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Safe sex only, we take our sexual health seriously." and then they are looking for gangbang this weekend in the middle of the pandemic. Sure, why not.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not replying to messages then they reply

Mr Bigshot here getting replies to his messages "

doesnt everyone

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By *atBottomGirlsWoman  over a year ago

St Austell-ish

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By *atBottomGirlsWoman  over a year ago

St Austell-ish

My fave is the ones whose status just says bored (no profile), then send a message that says: "hey."

(Great, now I'm bored, too)

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By *ecadent_DevonMan  over a year ago

Okehampton

People that say they don’t like liars and players when in fact they are those things themselves.

Ho hum

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By *aked AngelMan  over a year ago

Hampshire / Surrey


"Can’t accom or travel always makes me wonder where they meet"

Expecially if also state in the profile that they don't do hotel meets

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Couples profiles that moan that messages are only directed at her when they have about a thousand photos of her and just one of him which is usually just his cock

I like it when they don’t tell you who’s messaging you, then you find out you’ve been flirting with the husband, dammit, how many times!"

I get messages from couples from the woman but it is obvious from the choice of language that it’s the man writing Lol

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple  over a year ago

Planet Ork

Profiles that use tv characters for their profile names or song lyrics for their status updates. Bloody boring!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford


"Can’t accom or travel always makes me wonder where they meet"

Home town? X

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan  over a year ago

Sussex

A long list of interests including some pretty kinky stuff .... but still describe themselves as 'straight'

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