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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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In a sweat,
See me fret,
We've never met,
But I've sent a naked picture to her on the internet.
Weeks go by,
There's no reply,
I start to cry,
About the photo of my cock and a remote from Sky.
One big con,
I've done wrong,
I'm such a mong,
She'll want big money or the world will see my schlong.
Such a twat
Can't go back,
I fear the sack,
If the boys see the wrinkly balls and my hairy crack.
There's the wife,
So much strife,
My secret life,
If she ever found out she'll chop off my balls with a knife.
Fear a bribe,
Want to hide,
I'm dead inside,
It's come down to give her money or to risk losing my pride.
Then one day,
blow me away,
I got a little message and this she had to say:
I found it funny that you think I want your money,
I never took a peep, it went straight to delete,
You'll never been in danger of getting a single view,
Until you do something radical like sending a photo of just.....you.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hey folks, do you like rhyming?
Think it's nothing but a mixture of words and good timing?
Like you could make up a better verse? Well run it by me.
Or if you just wanna battle then you know where you can find me.
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Please take a second, and run it through your mind.
Grab a pen and some paper, list the words that you could find.
To describe me in your time.
Writing line after line.
Trying to stick me with your points like you was a porcupine.
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Your best efforts fall flat, your light has dimmed and faded.
Your points have gotten blunt and your fans have gotten jaded.
Those pictures that you take are anything but x-rated,
Cause your mums behind the camera as your boys have all vacated.
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If you bring your rhymes at me I'll make it clear enough to see,
That I'm the Naughtiest mc who puts the OP in O.P.P.
I'm the Fab fit fellow, who mixes it acapello, hit the floor running from the get go, cant keep up because your too slow.
If you get into my mind, you will find out in time, I'm a kind and honest guy who will fuck you from behind. I'm that nice man on your block, im your rock, but dont be shocked, when I help you with your shopping then your gagging on my cock.
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There ain't no one like me, please believe, I am more than what you see, come for tea, I've got cream, now let me get you on your knees 
*I love your poetry OP, your verses are always really good. I just wasted 45 minutes of my time writing this drivel as I cant see shit without wanting some for myself  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Eminem ladies and gentlemen has lllleeft the building...
I bet he didn't type all his lyrics on here before he left  "
You never know, he could actually be on here. If you listen to his latest album there's multiple references to how he can improve his profile, why girls don't reply to his messages and the differences between straight and FAB straight  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You've got to hold and give
But do it at the right time
You can be slow or fast
But you must get to the line
They'll always hit you and hurt you
Defend and attack
There's only one way to beat them
Get round the back
Catch me if you can
'Cause I'm the England man
And what you're looking at
Is the master plan
We ain't no hooligans
This ain't a football song
Three lions on my chest
I know we can't go wrong |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You've got to hold and give
But do it at the right time
You can be slow or fast
But you must get to the line
They'll always hit you and hurt you
Defend and attack
There's only one way to beat them
Get round the back
Catch me if you can
'Cause I'm the England man
And what you're looking at
Is the master plan
We ain't no hooligans
This ain't a football song
Three lions on my chest
I know we can't go wrong"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hey folks, do you like rhyming?
Think it's nothing but a mixture of words and good timing?
Like you could make up a better verse? Well run it by me.
Or if you just wanna battle then you know where you can find me.
-
Please take a second, and run it through your mind.
Grab a pen and some paper, list the words that you could find.
To describe me in your time.
Writing line after line.
Trying to stick me with your points like you was a porcupine.
-
Your best efforts fall flat, your light has dimmed and faded.
Your points have gotten blunt and your fans have gotten jaded.
Those pictures that you take are anything but x-rated,
Cause your mums behind the camera as your boys have all vacated.
-
If you bring your rhymes at me I'll make it clear enough to see,
That I'm the Naughtiest mc who puts the OP in O.P.P.
I'm the Fab fit fellow, who mixes it acapello, hit the floor running from the get go, cant keep up because your too slow.
If you get into my mind, you will find out in time, I'm a kind and honest guy who will fuck you from behind. I'm that nice man on your block, im your rock, but dont be shocked, when I help you with your shopping then your gagging on my cock.
-
There ain't no one like me, please believe, I am more than what you see, come for tea, I've got cream, now let me get you on your knees
*I love your poetry OP, your verses are always really good. I just wasted 45 minutes of my time writing this drivel as I cant see shit without wanting some for myself "
Quality stuff mate. Nice one. |
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