Stomp about with a face on, slam every cupboard in the house for around a few hours as if this behaviour is acceptable then remind everyone that the decorators are in

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By *B69Woman over a year ago

Wiltshire

Get a sky remote and see how I compare

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get a sky remote and see how I compare"

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By *hav02Man over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Panic

and then log on to fab and send everyone pics of my tits

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

Do a helicopter and a boing vid.

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By *ony1980Man over a year ago

bromsgrove

I’d finger myself then spend the rest of the day learning to drive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’d probably spend a few hours playing with myself then spend the rest of the day learning how to drive

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By *ony1980Man over a year ago

bromsgrove

"I’d probably spend a few hours playing with myself then spend the rest of the day learning how to drive

That’s original ??????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d probably spend a few hours playing with myself then spend the rest of the day learning how to drive

That’s original ??????"

You got there just before me lol

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By *othin 2 proveCouple over a year ago

Blackpool

Make a cup of tea.

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By *ony1980Man over a year ago

bromsgrove

"I’d probably spend a few hours playing with myself then spend the rest of the day learning how to drive

That’s original ??????

You got there just before me lol"

Great minds eh

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By *abble-onMan over a year ago

Rotherfield

"same as I do being this sex... have a piss!"

Literally this haha, but would have to sit down

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By *eachAndyMan over a year ago

Studland

Tidy up

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman over a year ago

The place where fairies live

Go back to sleep until my partner brought me breakfast in bed..

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By *tarburst babydollMan over a year ago

Dingwall

Send women and couples a message saying 'how are you' with 3 pictures of my new cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Send women and couples a message saying 'how are you' with 3 pictures of my new cock"

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan over a year ago

Hastings

"Send women and couples a message saying 'how are you' with 3 pictures of my new cock

Put my make up on brush my hair as I guess it would come naturally.

But I do wonder how meany put play with my fanny beffor get a wax

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman over a year ago

Southampton

Take a picture of my cock next to a Sky remote/Lynx can and think that all women will want me

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I would become a lipstick lesbian and a pillow princess

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Take a picture of my cock next to a Sky remote/Lynx can and think that all women will want me"

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

I (Luke) would get myself down to the gym and the pool and make good use of the ladies changing rooms.

Then I'd contact various Fab ladies who say they can't get a meet just with another woman and see if they would like to get together.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fuck all

I'd have a woman to do stuff for me"

Winner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would definitely touch my cock to feel it grow hard in my own hand and enjoy the sensation I give to myself.

I'd love to know how it feels to fuck with it. So I would spoon my boyfriend and.....

Knowing me I would want to stick it in everyone and everything... oh the fun I would have....ooh blowjobs I could experience those too from the other end

Her x

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

Head down to the nearest supermarket and block one of the aisles with my trolley while discussing random bullshit with a friend and be totally oblivious to anyone else around me..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Moan about a lot of things, drive badly, leave hairpins everywhere, cry about every other thing, talk too much, but every toy from Anne summers and try each one, take too long at getting ready.

By the way, this is tongue in cheek, probably going to get me a lot of grief. Ha.

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By *uckmy8inchesMan over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead

Id rub my clit and finger myself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go on a fad diet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Start an OnlyFans, Make this pussy work that camera

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By *obbychickWoman over a year ago

Essex

I’d sit on the bog for hours and tell you all that it’s my only time I get to myself.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Reply to messages lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d sit on the bog for hours and tell you all that it’s my only time I get to myself. "

When else are us married guys meant to 'fab' in privacy?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would see how many sky remotes I could get up my doof. Just so I know how big it is you know

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Some good answers

... loving the wit !!

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By *wistedbambi69Woman over a year ago

Somerset

The helicopter!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have a wank, boing and helicopter and then I’d think I’d want to stick it in things to see how it felt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

See how big my cock is

Go to the toilet and leave the seat up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"same as I do being this sex... have a piss!"

Enjoy the liberty of standing up, and try not to get any on the seat!

I'd have to get a neck brace to stop myself constantly looking down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’d play with my cock and balls all day. I’d love to be a man for a day just to see how it feels

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd wonder why my salary had suddenly reduced, why my fab inbox was suddenly full, and then see if my new clit was easy to find!

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By *ocksareoffMan over a year ago

Out n About

Go for a bike ride over cobbles

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'd wonder why my salary had suddenly reduced, why my fab inbox was suddenly full, and then see if my new clit was easy to find!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Be very confused and wonder where the hell I was the night before......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Leave the fecking loo seat up

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Have a bloody nice fondle

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