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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

That’s it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is this something you've experienced, want to experience or just an idea that popped into your head?

What colour paper would you use?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No. No, no no no

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is this something you've experienced, want to experience or just an idea that popped into your head?

What colour paper would you use? "

Yes

Orange

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By *antasticMrsFoxMan over a year ago

Exeter

vomit

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By *oo32Man over a year ago

tipperary

"That’s it"

What in the name of satan's butthole is wrong with you....

I clenched involuntarily...my hands immediately went down to cup or almost cradle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this something you've experienced, want to experience or just an idea that popped into your head?

What colour paper would you use?

Yes

Orange"

Ooohhh autumnal

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is this something you've experienced, want to experience or just an idea that popped into your head?

What colour paper would you use?

Yes

Orange

Ooohhh autumnal "

I like autumn

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By *umblefunMan over a year ago

London/ South East

I’m still cringing after reading OPs post!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"That’s it"

Fucks sake you crack me up Queenie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shiver me timbers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Trying to work out if this cut was accidental or deliberate- either mind boggling ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That’s it

Fucks sake you crack me up Queenie

Good

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I always keep my pants on when I seal envelopes or open them

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I always keep my pants on when I seal envelopes or open them

You’re a smart man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never papercut, but caught my scrotum in my zip once.. Brought a tear to my eye!

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By *tephanjMan over a year ago

Kettering

Ouch !!!

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By *otsossieMan over a year ago

Chesterfield

Bit niche.

I once accidentally saw a cam and it’s someone putting an electrical terminal screwdriver down the end of his clock then pressing the button to make it light up.

I’m still not over it.

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By *otsossieMan over a year ago

Chesterfield

It’s bad enough cutting myself shaving without stuff like that going on.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some people kiss a letter they are sending to a loved one.....

I guess some men may wipe their cock over a letter to a loved one lol....some women may wipe their fanny over a letter

Which means that letters to HMRC may lead to a paper cut on your puckered star

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

And a thousand men winced.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bit niche.

I once accidentally saw a cam and it’s someone putting an electrical terminal screwdriver down the end of his clock then pressing the button to make it light up.

I’m still not over it. "

WHAT

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By *otsossieMan over a year ago

Chesterfield

"WHAT"

Yeah. Window looked empty when I clicked it.

I much prefer the traditional perving at ladies thing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thats taking torture to the maximun level.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I once saw an old video doing the rounds at work of where a guy managed to get a vibrator up his japs eye withbquite a lot of ease by the looks of it. And he must have liked it, as after pulling it out baby gravy was everywhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

This

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