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"...had sex?
I have
It felt great
Can you elaborate for us all? Did it change your life?
It did indeed
Would you recommend it to others?"
Only to nice people |
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"Sex?.... That's the thing that comes after 5 right?
Yes"
Just read the instructions for this sex thing... It says something about putting a penis in a vagina  after I read that filthy smut I was no longer interested in learning what it was  |
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"...had sex?
I have
It felt great
Can you elaborate for us all? Did it change your life?
It did indeed
Would you recommend it to others?
Only to nice people "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...had sex?
I have
It felt great
Can you elaborate for us all? Did it change your life?
It did indeed
Would you recommend it to others?
Only to nice people
Did you pick up any good tips you can share?"
No, no tips. Don’t want anyone beating me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...had sex?
I have
It felt great
I’ve heard the young folk talking about it....Never seen one.....do they look like a Haggis?"
No, haggis have four legs |
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"...had sex?
I have
It felt great
I’ve heard the young folk talking about it....Never seen one.....do they look like a Haggis?
No, haggis have four legs"
Four legs but one side shorter than the other so they can navigate hills faster? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...had sex?
I have
It felt great
I’ve heard the young folk talking about it....Never seen one.....do they look like a Haggis?
No, haggis have four legs
Four legs but one side shorter than the other so they can navigate hills faster?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sex.. Sex.. I'm sure I recall this term from many many moons ago, but I'm afraid I have forgotten what this is. Would anyone be so kind to help a man out and jog his memory?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I did it once, purely by accident. I was walking home after a particularly spirited night out, crabbing left to right like a small boat on a windy day, when suddenly I slipped on what may have been a puddle of regurgitated alcohol and kebab. As I fell between two parked cars I spotted a semi conscious maiden in short skirt and thigh high fuck me boots (possibly the owner of said regurgitation) and although I tried to stop myself from falling upon her my efforts were in vain. She let out the kind of noise I expect a swan makes when laying a particularly large egg. Well anyway, once I’d managed to regain my footing, balance and indeed my composure, which took quite a long time I can tell you, she informed me in a slurred voice that we’d just partaken in ‘the sex.’ Being a rather gullible fellow, not to mention being utterly mullered, I believed her and have been traumatised ever since.  |
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Ohh yeah, that ol sex thing, you got ya laying down sex, ya standing up sex, ontop of him sex, side by side sex, ya get behind me Satan sex, sex in the bath, sex in the shower, sex on the kitchen table, sex on the sofa, sex on the stairs, sex in the car, sex out the car, sex with the watchers watching, sex in the dunes, sex in the sea, sex club sex...ermmm yeah I have done the sex many many times  |
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"Ohh yeah, that ol sex thing, you got ya laying down sex, ya standing up sex, ontop of him sex, side by side sex, ya get behind me Satan sex, sex in the bath, sex in the shower, sex on the kitchen table, sex on the sofa, sex on the stairs, sex in the car, sex out the car, sex with the watchers watching, sex in the dunes, sex in the sea, sex club sex...ermmm yeah I have done the sex many many times "
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