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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
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"If anything is possible, is it possible for something to be impossible?"
If “anything is possible”, then the idea that “something-is-impossible” is impossible. Because if anything is possible, then nothing is impossible. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it true that jizz on the face has an an anti ageing effect as people keep telling me this and I’m not sure I believe them.
It’s definitely true, you can trust me 100%  "
Ah well you’ve always been honest with me so it’s obviously true. Thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If anything is possible, is it possible for something to be impossible?
If “anything is possible”, then the idea that “something-is-impossible” is impossible. Because if anything is possible, then nothing is impossible. "
But anything is possible and therefore you would think it is possible for something to be impossible. If something is impossible, wouldn't it disprove the fact that anything is possible? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning.
Ask me any question you like and I will answer....  "
If I had you in a headlock , would you either get a tattoo of the tiger king on your bum or would you have a ham salad sandwich?
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
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"If there's a rule stating "There's an exception to every rule" does that mean there's an exception yo that rule, and therefore it's false?"
In human terms there is no such thing. So, exceptions aren't usually exceptions. They are either a complete change of conditions, which change the rule, or additions to the rule and therefore part of the rule, not exceptions to it. |
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"Will santa claus be banned from entering england due to the pandemic?
He may need to self isolate for 2 weeks before he can start delivering presents."
Will he be an essential worker like the Easter Bunny was in New Zealand? |
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"If anything is possible, is it possible for something to be impossible?
If “anything is possible”, then the idea that “something-is-impossible” is impossible. Because if anything is possible, then nothing is impossible. "
If God can do anything can He create a stone so heavy not even He can lift it? |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Is it true that jizz on the face has an an anti ageing effect as people keep telling me this and I’m not sure I believe them. "
There isn't any scientific evidence to back up the idea that jizz on your face will make you look younger.It can result in allergic reactions and sexually transmitted infections though.(STIs). |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"why is a boxing ring square? "
The name "ring" is a relic from when contests were fought in a roughly drawn circle on the ground. ... That ring was specified as 24 feet (7.3 m) square and bound by two ropes. For these and other reasons, the boxing ring is commonly referred to as the "squared circle" |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
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"If something "goes without saying", why do people say it anyway? "
People say this after realizing they said something obvious....
like "What do you see in her?" someone might respond "She's really smart, but that goes without saying.... |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
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"Good morning.
Ask me any question you like and I will answer....
If I had you in a headlock , would you either get a tattoo of the tiger king on your bum or would you have a ham salad sandwich?
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I do love a sandwich..... |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Morning ash.
Does would you like to sit on a volcano?
Would you be worried about pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis?  "
I think it's too soon to make jokes about volcanoes…we should at least wait until the dust settles. |
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"If anything is possible, is it possible for something to be impossible?
If “anything is possible”, then the idea that “something-is-impossible” is impossible. Because if anything is possible, then nothing is impossible.
But anything is possible and therefore you would think it is possible for something to be impossible. If something is impossible, wouldn't it disprove the fact that anything is possible?"
People are simply confusing anything and everything.
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"What is cake?! 
Have you been dreaming about them?....
It was more of an existential question - like what is the meaning of life? What is cake? Put your philosophical hat on, Ash "
I think about cake, therefore I am |
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"Will santa claus be banned from entering england due to the pandemic?
He may need to self isolate for 2 weeks before he can start delivering presents.
Will he be an essential worker like the Easter Bunny was in New Zealand?"
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHOa4TtkOeU |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
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"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly how did it fall off? And how comes she was the only woman in the whole kingdom with that size feet?"
Did you know Cinderella's real name is Ella (Mary Beth Ella Gertrude) via the Disney version of the tale. The stepsisters called her that because she was forced to sleep in the cinders by the fireplace, leaving her dirty. so they were calling her Dirty Ella aka Cinderella. |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
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"What is cake?!
Have you been dreaming about them?....
It was more of an existential question - like what is the meaning of life? What is cake? Put your philosophical hat on, Ash "
I will have a look for it.... |
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Hi Ash. As you know, I collect miniatures. I'm thinking of either a Sherman Firefly or a Churchill for my next purchase. Course, if I go down the Churchill route, then there's so many variants - AVRE, 76mm, 75mm, Crocodile - you get the picture. The Firefly is the primary AT for a British force though, but y'know what if my opponent doesn't take armour and takes an extra squad, it's just a waste.
Anyway, my question is: should I eat my Zillionaires cheesecake tonight?
Mr KC |
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over a year ago
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I'm doing home made pizza for dinner tonight, I hate ham and pineapple but live with two wrong-uns, how can I convince them that neither pizza should have pineapple on? |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
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"Hi Ash. As you know, I collect miniatures. I'm thinking of either a Sherman Firefly or a Churchill for my next purchase. Course, if I go down the Churchill route, then there's so many variants - AVRE, 76mm, 75mm, Crocodile - you get the picture. The Firefly is the primary AT for a British force though, but y'know what if my opponent doesn't take armour and takes an extra squad, it's just a waste.
Anyway, my question is: should I eat my Zillionaires cheesecake tonight?
Mr KC"
I think you should share it with us on the nocturnal thread tonight Mr KC... |
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"Given that god is Infinite and that the universe is also infinite would you like a piece of toast
2 slices of toast please with infinite peanut butter "
The idea of an infinite peanut appeals to me, for some reason. |
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"Hi Ash. As you know, I collect miniatures. I'm thinking of either a Sherman Firefly or a Churchill for my next purchase. Course, if I go down the Churchill route, then there's so many variants - AVRE, 76mm, 75mm, Crocodile - you get the picture. The Firefly is the primary AT for a British force though, but y'know what if my opponent doesn't take armour and takes an extra squad, it's just a waste.
Anyway, my question is: should I eat my Zillionaires cheesecake tonight?
Mr KC
I think you should share it with us on the nocturnal thread tonight Mr KC... "
And I have to live with this, Ash
Mrs |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi Ash. As you know, I collect miniatures. I'm thinking of either a Sherman Firefly or a Churchill for my next purchase. Course, if I go down the Churchill route, then there's so many variants - AVRE, 76mm, 75mm, Crocodile - you get the picture. The Firefly is the primary AT for a British force though, but y'know what if my opponent doesn't take armour and takes an extra squad, it's just a waste.
Anyway, my question is: should I eat my Zillionaires cheesecake tonight?
Mr KC
I think you should share it with us on the nocturnal thread tonight Mr KC...
And I have to live with this, Ash
Mrs"
Not easy is it. |
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"Hi Ash. As you know, I collect miniatures. I'm thinking of either a Sherman Firefly or a Churchill for my next purchase. Course, if I go down the Churchill route, then there's so many variants - AVRE, 76mm, 75mm, Crocodile - you get the picture. The Firefly is the primary AT for a British force though, but y'know what if my opponent doesn't take armour and takes an extra squad, it's just a waste.
Anyway, my question is: should I eat my Zillionaires cheesecake tonight?
Mr KC
I think you should share it with us on the nocturnal thread tonight Mr KC...
And I have to live with this, Ash
Mrs
Not easy is it. "
It has its pros and cons  |
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"Good afternoon Ash, I haven't read through the thread, so apologies if it has already been asked but... When is the wedding?! 
Jo.Xx 
It had already been asked Jo "
Yes I saw Nora's comment after I had posted! 
That'll teach me. 
Oh well no harm done.
At least you don't have soggy cornflakes. 
Jo.Xx |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
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"I'm doing home made pizza for dinner tonight, I hate ham and pineapple but live with two wrong-uns, how can I convince them that neither pizza should have pineapple on? "
Tell them that there is a national shortage of pineapples due to covid and they could really help by not eating any. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good afternoon Ash, I haven't read through the thread, so apologies if it has already been asked but... When is the wedding?!
Jo.Xx
It had already been asked Jo
Yes I saw Nora's comment after I had posted!
That'll teach me.
Oh well no harm done.
At least you don't have soggy cornflakes.
Jo.Xx "
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"If 42 is the answer, what's the question?
you might find the answer in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. the answer is what is 8 x 7
56 that's the point . It doesn't make sense"
I hate to be a hitchhiking geek here, but I'm gonna be .... the original question is "what is 9 x 6?" Which is 54 ... or ... 42 in base 13 ... although Adams always smiled that he didn't make jokes in base 13 |
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"If 42 is the answer, what's the question?
you might find the answer in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. the answer is what is 8 x 7
56 that's the point . It doesn't make sense
I hate to be a hitchhiking geek here, but I'm gonna be .... the original question is "what is 9 x 6?" Which is 54 ... or ... 42 in base 13 ... although Adams always smiled that he didn't make jokes in base 13"
I stand corrected |
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