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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

What's the funniest or strangest thing someone has said during sex ?

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By *ENDAROOSCouple  over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Once had a man say 'Aww the end of your nose turns up' while in the middle of shagging me. Found that a bit of a strange thing to say at that moment

Put me off, for a few seconds

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Me: Fucking hell! Look at all the blood on my carpet!

Him: I think I need to go to hospital.

Me: Fuck that! Look at all the blood on my carpet!

Him: I don't think I can drive without making it worse.

Me: Oh bollox, look at it all, it's everywhere!

Him: Will you drop me off at A&E? What are you doing? Hey? What are you doing?

Me: I'm getting my fucking carpet cleaner out what do you fucking think I'm doing!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can my husband join us next time? he likes to watch me getting it...She never told me that she was married...My cock just shrink and the condom nearly drop inside her...

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