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over a year ago
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"Would you phone an ambulance or go to hospital if you had a banana stuck up your arse?
How many times have you done this now ?!"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Not sure but I'd call one if I had a lettuce stuck up there...and that's just the tip of the iceberg."
Lettuce was first cultivated in ancient Egypt for the production of oil from its seeds. This plant was probably selectively bred by the Egyptians into a plant grown for its edible leaves, with evidence of its cultivation appearing as early as 2680 BC |
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"Not sure but I'd call one if I had a lettuce stuck up there...and that's just the tip of the iceberg.
Lettuce was first cultivated in ancient Egypt for the production of oil from its seeds. This plant was probably selectively bred by the Egyptians into a plant grown for its edible leaves, with evidence of its cultivation appearing as early as 2680 BC"
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