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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I was working in asda stacking washing up powder, and all of a sudden a woman I was talking too online came up to me and said "You liar! You told me you was in the red arrows!"
I replied "No! I told you was on the ariel display team!" |
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These are some of my favourites
Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh!
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make? Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
How do you get a country girl’s attention? A tractor |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My 4 year old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word please
Which I think is poor for four!"
Por favor ¿
Que!
I’m saving this one 
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By *ancsduoCouple
over a year ago
Morecambe |
Family driving behind a bin truck when a dildo hits the window screen..embarrassed,the mum says to young son,don't worry,it was just an insect...
Boy replies,jeez,wonder how it flies with a cock that big.
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"My 4 year old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word please
Which I think is poor for four!
Was this a Dave Allen joke? It's a good one. "
I'm not sure I only heard it today at work but I did have a giggle at it haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I went to the hospital after an accident and tried to park on the car park...attendant says it was for badge holders only...I told him it was ok...I had a bad shoulder... |
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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago
Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe |
I got shouted at by a car park attendant for parking in a disabled parking bay. "You can't park there, you're not disabled", he shouted.
"Yes I am",I shouted back, "I've got fucking Tourettes, so fuck off, you fucking cunt, before I fucking twat you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Family walks into a hotel and the father says to the concierge "I hope the porn is disabled"
The concierge replies "No, it's just regular porn you sick fuck!" |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’ |
Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and George Washington are on a sinking ship.
As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts: “Save the women!”
George W. Bush hysterically hollers: “Screw the women!”
Bill Clinton asks excitedly: “Do we have time?"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A blind man walks into a shop and starts swinging his guide dog around his head,
"Can i help you?" Said the shopkeeper
"Its ok" the blind man says "i'm just having a look around" |
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I judged a beauty contest once and the contestants were very competitive.
Contestant 1 came up to me and said "If you let me win I'll give you a cuddle".
Contestant 2 cornered me and said "If you let me win I'll give you a big kiss".
Contestant 3 came to me and said "If you let me win I'll give you a big kiss and press my body up against you".
In the end contestant 38 won. |
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made me laugh!!! 
