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By *hav02 OP Man
over a year ago
Glasgow/London |
It's Friday, it's the weeeeeekend, and it's getting colder outside.
So as the resident barman, step into my smutty Fab Bar for an unsolicited flirt and a chilled beverage of your choosing.
Take a seat, let me serve you a drink, and heed your woes, send a wink, fab a bum/boob, spank the waiter, or if you're too shy, send it to me and I'll post your filth for someone you fancy here.....
Free slice of cheesecake with every order while it lasts?  |
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By *hav02 OP Man
over a year ago
Glasgow/London |
"Big mug of tea with honey and a shot of brandy please oh and snuggle  "
*points to the sofa* get yourself cosy by the fire.
Will a hot toddy in a jug suit you? I'll throw in a mince pie. |
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By *hav02 OP Man
over a year ago
Glasgow/London |
"Just a coffee for now, if you please? What sort of cheesecake  ? "
Can I upgrade that to an irish coffee for you?
Feel free to peruse my selection of sweet and creamy delights... no dipping your fingers in though for a taste  |
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"Just a coffee for now, if you please? What sort of cheesecake ?
Can I upgrade that to an irish coffee for you?
Feel free to peruse my selection of sweet and creamy delights... no dipping your fingers in though for a taste "
Ooooo something sticky please Mr Barman
I'll just have a black coffee for now, 'else I'll be asleep  |
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By *hav02 OP Man
over a year ago
Glasgow/London |
"Just a coffee for now, if you please? What sort of cheesecake ?
Can I upgrade that to an irish coffee for you?
Feel free to peruse my selection of sweet and creamy delights... no dipping your fingers in though for a taste
Ooooo something sticky please Mr Barman
I'll just have a black coffee for now, 'else I'll be asleep "
the last bar stool is kinda sticky... i blame busty_belle 
black coffee from my finest columbian it is  |
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"Just a coffee for now, if you please? What sort of cheesecake ?
Can I upgrade that to an irish coffee for you?
Feel free to peruse my selection of sweet and creamy delights... no dipping your fingers in though for a taste
Ooooo something sticky please Mr Barman
I'll just have a black coffee for now, 'else I'll be asleep
the last bar stool is kinda sticky... i blame busty_belle
black coffee from my finest columbian it is "
Gosh, she's always spreading her sauce round, that Belle
A finest Colombian? Ding dong - yes please  |
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over a year ago
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"A nice coffee and cheese cake please. And a hug if there's any going spare! 
always hugs here.. they don't run out.. and a cheeky bum squeeze "
They're always welcome too |
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By *hav02 OP Man
over a year ago
Glasgow/London |
"Could I please have a Grey Goose with diet bitter lemon and ice please?"
coming riiiight up. with fresh extra lemon for that extra bitterness.
care for a dip in my lemon sherbert too? |
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By *hav02 OP Man
over a year ago
Glasgow/London |
"Just a coffee for now, if you please? What sort of cheesecake ?
Can I upgrade that to an irish coffee for you?
Feel free to peruse my selection of sweet and creamy delights... no dipping your fingers in though for a taste
Ooooo something sticky please Mr Barman
I'll just have a black coffee for now, 'else I'll be asleep
the last bar stool is kinda sticky... i blame busty_belle
black coffee from my finest columbian it is
Gosh, she's always spreading her sauce round, that Belle
A finest Colombian? Ding dong - yes please "
I know! tut tut.... go chase her and give her a spanking will you |
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By *hav02 OP Man
over a year ago
Glasgow/London |
"Hmmmm a cheeky gin and lemonade please Mr Barman
Cheesecake you say? Yes please
What flavour are you offering? "
triple gin and a snog? suuuure thing! 
wait,have you been fingering my cakes again? think you need a spanking for that! |
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over a year ago
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"Could I please have a Grey Goose with diet bitter lemon and ice please?
coming riiiight up. with fresh extra lemon for that extra bitterness.
care for a dip in my lemon sherbert too?"
Oh sherbert round the rim of the glass would be just divine |
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By *hav02 OP Man
over a year ago
Glasgow/London |
"A French martini please Mr Barman x could that be served with a flirty snog?"
for you, there's always a flirty french snog rumour has it, you're hiding a diamond somewhere discretely? |
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"A French martini please Mr Barman x could that be served with a flirty snog?
for you, there's always a flirty french snog rumour has it, you're hiding a diamond somewhere discretely? "
I could be! You’ll have to find it |
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By *hav02 OP Man
over a year ago
Glasgow/London |
"Good evening barkeep, quite busy in here tonight. Can I get an espresso martini, but with frangelico instead of Tia Maria. Have one for yourself "
Espresso Martini - my personal specialty cocktail haven't tried with frangelico., but I use a Loch Fyne Honey liquer as a sweetener
Enjoy perving this evening...... |
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"Hmmmm a cheeky gin and lemonade please Mr Barman
Cheesecake you say? Yes please
What flavour are you offering?
triple gin and a snog? suuuure thing!
wait,have you been fingering my cakes again? think you need a spanking for that! "
Ooooft it's going to be a tipsy night for me it seems
I was only just testing the flavours But since those are the rules...*bends over* |
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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago
Nottinghamshire |
"Coukd I have a double rhubarb gin and ginger ale please
ooft, someone likes it spicy!
how you doing tonight Miss Roxy and mind the sticky seats!"
I'm doing good and you ? can I sit on your lap to avoid the sticky seats |
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over a year ago
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"Good evening barkeep, quite busy in here tonight. Can I get an espresso martini, but with frangelico instead of Tia Maria. Have one for yourself
Espresso Martini - my personal specialty cocktail haven't tried with frangelico., but I use a Loch Fyne Honey liquer as a sweetener
Enjoy perving this evening...... "
Oooh, well I'll leave it in your capable hands then. (will have to try that one time now)
Oh, I'm sure I will |
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By *hav02 OP Man
over a year ago
Glasgow/London |
"Hmmmm a cheeky gin and lemonade please Mr Barman
Cheesecake you say? Yes please
What flavour are you offering?
triple gin and a snog? suuuure thing!
wait,have you been fingering my cakes again? think you need a spanking for that!
Ooooft it's going to be a tipsy night for me it seems
I was only just testing the flavours But since those are the rules...*bends over* "
lightweight
you're just wanting to get in that "Spank Me Harder" corner again arent' you |
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By *hav02 OP Man
over a year ago
Glasgow/London |
"Coukd I have a double rhubarb gin and ginger ale please
ooft, someone likes it spicy!
how you doing tonight Miss Roxy and mind the sticky seats! I'm doing good and you ? can I sit on your lap to avoid the sticky seats "
I'm great thank you, and admiring the view
I can't promise my lap won't get sticky though! |
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"Hmmmm a cheeky gin and lemonade please Mr Barman
Cheesecake you say? Yes please
What flavour are you offering?
triple gin and a snog? suuuure thing!
wait,have you been fingering my cakes again? think you need a spanking for that!
Ooooft it's going to be a tipsy night for me it seems
I was only just testing the flavours But since those are the rules...*bends over*
lightweight
you're just wanting to get in that "Spank Me Harder" corner again arent' you "
Just means I'm a cheap date
Me? Never |
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By *hav02 OP Man
over a year ago
Glasgow/London |
"Good evening barkeep, quite busy in here tonight. Can I get an espresso martini, but with frangelico instead of Tia Maria. Have one for yourself
Espresso Martini - my personal specialty cocktail haven't tried with frangelico., but I use a Loch Fyne Honey liquer as a sweetener
Enjoy perving this evening......
Oooh, well I'll leave it in your capable hands then. (will have to try that one time now)
Oh, I'm sure I will "
I still use tia maria, but overall the drink can be quite dry and bitter without buckets of sugar - I prefer to use a sweetened liquer instead. Gentleman must watch our calories too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wine for me pretty please
I’m in the mood for a Chardonnay
For you my friend, the finest chardonnay and hug...
and a jug of tea brewing for later "
Yay! It’s so nice when people know what I want! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good evening barkeep, quite busy in here tonight. Can I get an espresso martini, but with frangelico instead of Tia Maria. Have one for yourself
Espresso Martini - my personal specialty cocktail haven't tried with frangelico., but I use a Loch Fyne Honey liquer as a sweetener
Enjoy perving this evening......
Oooh, well I'll leave it in your capable hands then. (will have to try that one time now)
Oh, I'm sure I will
I still use tia maria, but overall the drink can be quite dry and bitter without buckets of sugar - I prefer to use a sweetened liquer instead. Gentleman must watch our calories too"
A never used Tia Maria after trying it with Frangelico, as you say can be rather dry and bitter. Think it's a caramel liqueur. For me it's the weekend so to hell with watching calories |
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By *hav02 OP Man
over a year ago
Glasgow/London |
"Good evening barkeep, quite busy in here tonight. Can I get an espresso martini, but with frangelico instead of Tia Maria. Have one for yourself
Espresso Martini - my personal specialty cocktail haven't tried with frangelico., but I use a Loch Fyne Honey liquer as a sweetener
Enjoy perving this evening......
Oooh, well I'll leave it in your capable hands then. (will have to try that one time now)
Oh, I'm sure I will
I still use tia maria, but overall the drink can be quite dry and bitter without buckets of sugar - I prefer to use a sweetened liquer instead. Gentleman must watch our calories too
A never used Tia Maria after trying it with Frangelico, as you say can be rather dry and bitter. Think it's a caramel liqueur. For me it's the weekend so to hell with watching calories "
Kahlua is the original recipe ingredient, as you're supposed to have a coffee liquer. I mix it up a lil though |
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"Evening B. Could I have a virgin sex on the beach? With a hug chaser
Eeeevening! ssshhhh, don't shout out our post-lockdown summer plans  "
Oops! Pardon my loose lips 
Can I at least have a slice of cheesecake? Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good evening barkeep, quite busy in here tonight. Can I get an espresso martini, but with frangelico instead of Tia Maria. Have one for yourself
Espresso Martini - my personal specialty cocktail haven't tried with frangelico., but I use a Loch Fyne Honey liquer as a sweetener
Enjoy perving this evening......
Oooh, well I'll leave it in your capable hands then. (will have to try that one time now)
Oh, I'm sure I will
I still use tia maria, but overall the drink can be quite dry and bitter without buckets of sugar - I prefer to use a sweetened liquer instead. Gentleman must watch our calories too
A never used Tia Maria after trying it with Frangelico, as you say can be rather dry and bitter. Think it's a caramel liqueur. For me it's the weekend so to hell with watching calories
Kahlua is the original recipe ingredient, as you're supposed to have a coffee liquer. I mix it up a lil though"
That's the mixologist way |
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"Evening B. Could I have a virgin sex on the beach? With a hug chaser
Eeeevening! ssshhhh, don't shout out our post-lockdown summer plans "
Oops! Pardon my loose lips
Can I at least have a slice of cheesecake? Xx |
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By *hav02 OP Man
over a year ago
Glasgow/London |
"Evening B. Could I have a virgin sex on the beach? With a hug chaser
Eeeevening! ssshhhh, don't shout out our post-lockdown summer plans
Oops! Pardon my loose lips
Can I at least have a slice of cheesecake? Xx"
it's my last bit of cheesecake...but i'll let you lick the cream on the edges and the crumbs |
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By *hav02 OP Man
over a year ago
Glasgow/London |
"I remember what happened last time you were a barman
So I'll have a large G&T please "
Cede!!! How are you, you lovely lass
I think you're safe tonight, All the mischievous lot are sleeping tonight 
Large G&T coming up for you, and a second one free if you flash your boobs |
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"Evening B. Could I have a virgin sex on the beach? With a hug chaser
Eeeevening! ssshhhh, don't shout out our post-lockdown summer plans
Oops! Pardon my loose lips
Can I at least have a slice of cheesecake? Xx
it's my last bit of cheesecake...but i'll let you lick the cream on the edges and the crumbs "
Thanks, Lovely. I'll take my time licking.....x |
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By *hav02 OP Man
over a year ago
Glasgow/London |
"Sorry im a bit to the bar.. mind if i have a nice rosè please?
Any gent want some company? If not i can prop up the bar x "
Better late than never ...
I'll just give you the bottle
I found some broccoli |
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over a year ago
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"Sorry im a bit to the bar.. mind if i have a nice rosè please?
Any gent want some company? If not i can prop up the bar x
Better late than never ...
I'll just give you the bottle
I found some broccoli "
Hahaha wanker x x
But i suppose its a healthy snack.. haha |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"I remember what happened last time you were a barman
So I'll have a large G&T please
Cede!!! How are you, you lovely lass
I think you're safe tonight, All the mischievous lot are sleeping tonight
Large G&T coming up for you, and a second one free if you flash your boobs "
I'm very well thank you. How are you?
I couldn't possibly go flashing the poor unsuspecting people of the bar |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Makes my own Gin
Nooo i will get you a drink..
Bhav is off flirting his way around everyone but cant have you getting your own drink xx
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Thank you sassy,your a sweetheart xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Makes my own Gin
Nooo i will get you a drink..
Bhav is off flirting his way around everyone but cant have you getting your own drink xx
Thank you sassy,your a sweetheart xx"
Us sassy birds have to stick together hehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Makes my own Gin
Nooo i will get you a drink..
Bhav is off flirting his way around everyone but cant have you getting your own drink xx
Thank you sassy,your a sweetheart xx
Us sassy birds have to stick together hehe "
We do indeed x |
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By *hav02 OP Man
over a year ago
Glasgow/London |
"I remember what happened last time you were a barman
So I'll have a large G&T please
Cede!!! How are you, you lovely lass
I think you're safe tonight, All the mischievous lot are sleeping tonight
Large G&T coming up for you, and a second one free if you flash your boobs
I'm very well thank you. How are you?
I couldn't possibly go flashing the poor unsuspecting people of the bar "
After last time, everyone's seen them, and twisted and played with them |
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By *hav02 OP Man
over a year ago
Glasgow/London |
"Makes my own Gin
Nooo i will get you a drink..
Bhav is off flirting his way around everyone but cant have you getting your own drink xx
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More like, someone chocked me with broccoli |
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"Makes my own Gin
Nooo i will get you a drink..
Bhav is off flirting his way around everyone but cant have you getting your own drink xx
More like, someone chocked me with broccoli "
Looks around..
Who would do such a thing?! |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"I remember what happened last time you were a barman
So I'll have a large G&T please
Cede!!! How are you, you lovely lass
I think you're safe tonight, All the mischievous lot are sleeping tonight
Large G&T coming up for you, and a second one free if you flash your boobs
I'm very well thank you. How are you?
I couldn't possibly go flashing the poor unsuspecting people of the bar
After last time, everyone's seen them, and twisted and played with them "
I wasn't my fault! I was tied up at the time - literally |
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By *hav02 OP Man
over a year ago
Glasgow/London |
"Makes my own Gin
Nooo i will get you a drink..
Bhav is off flirting his way around everyone but cant have you getting your own drink xx
More like, someone chocked me with broccoli
Looks around..
Who would do such a thing?! "
Yea exactly..i didn't see. I was smothered by boobs |
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By *hav02 OP Man
over a year ago
Glasgow/London |
"I remember what happened last time you were a barman
So I'll have a large G&T please
Cede!!! How are you, you lovely lass
I think you're safe tonight, All the mischievous lot are sleeping tonight
Large G&T coming up for you, and a second one free if you flash your boobs
I'm very well thank you. How are you?
I couldn't possibly go flashing the poor unsuspecting people of the bar
After last time, everyone's seen them, and twisted and played with them
I wasn't my fault! I was tied up at the time - literally "
That is true... But you secretly enjoyed it what's on your telly tonight? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Makes my own Gin
Nooo i will get you a drink..
Bhav is off flirting his way around everyone but cant have you getting your own drink xx
More like, someone chocked me with broccoli
Looks around..
Who would do such a thing?!
Yea exactly..i didn't see. I was smothered by boobs "
Lol not mine.. |
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By *hav02 OP Man
over a year ago
Glasgow/London |
"Hmmmm a cheeky gin and lemonade please Mr Barman
Cheesecake you say? Yes please
What flavour are you offering?
triple gin and a snog? suuuure thing!
wait,have you been fingering my cakes again? think you need a spanking for that!
Ooooft it's going to be a tipsy night for me it seems
I was only just testing the flavours But since those are the rules...*bends over*
lightweight
you're just wanting to get in that "Spank Me Harder" corner again arent' you
Just means I'm a cheap date
Me? Never "
A double triple gin then 
*Dips hands in ice bucket* muahahaaa |
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By *hav02 OP Man
over a year ago
Glasgow/London |
"Makes my own Gin
Nooo i will get you a drink..
Bhav is off flirting his way around everyone but cant have you getting your own drink xx
More like, someone chocked me with broccoli
Looks around..
Who would do such a thing?!
Yea exactly..i didn't see. I was smothered by boobs
Lol not mine.. "
Blame Cede then |
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"Hmmmm a cheeky gin and lemonade please Mr Barman
Cheesecake you say? Yes please
What flavour are you offering?
triple gin and a snog? suuuure thing!
wait,have you been fingering my cakes again? think you need a spanking for that!
Ooooft it's going to be a tipsy night for me it seems
I was only just testing the flavours But since those are the rules...*bends over*
lightweight
you're just wanting to get in that "Spank Me Harder" corner again arent' you
Just means I'm a cheap date
Me? Never
A double triple gin then
*Dips hands in ice bucket* muahahaaa"
Oh jeez are you trying to get me d*unk barman?
And that cold hand best not be for me! |
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By *hav02 OP Man
over a year ago
Glasgow/London |
"Hmmmm a cheeky gin and lemonade please Mr Barman
Cheesecake you say? Yes please
What flavour are you offering?
triple gin and a snog? suuuure thing!
wait,have you been fingering my cakes again? think you need a spanking for that!
Ooooft it's going to be a tipsy night for me it seems
I was only just testing the flavours But since those are the rules...*bends over*
lightweight
you're just wanting to get in that "Spank Me Harder" corner again arent' you
Just means I'm a cheap date
Me? Never
A double triple gin then
*Dips hands in ice bucket* muahahaaa
Oh jeez are you trying to get me d*unk barman?
And that cold hand best not be for me! "
Not difficult .. the guy over there has offered you another gin
Ooooo you are hot when you're trying your tough girl act *slaps ice cold hand on the back of your neck* |
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By *hav02 OP Man
over a year ago
Glasgow/London |
"Evening '-). I'll have a bottle of Rioja please, and I'll take 2 glasses incase anyone wants to share
Oh hi there
Hiya here you go "
Eeeevening cilit, saved that table for two you asked for Rioja ready and a plate of nachos.
Is cutensassy your date? Be careful with her, she's wild |
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A double triple gin then
*Dips hands in ice bucket* muahahaaa
Oh jeez are you trying to get me d*unk barman?
And that cold hand best not be for me!
Not difficult .. the guy over there has offered you another gin
Ooooo you are hot when you're trying your tough girl act *slaps ice cold hand on the back of your neck* "
Aw well thank you mystery gentleman
As for you, I don't thank you, you cheeky bam!! |
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"Evening '-). I'll have a bottle of Rioja please, and I'll take 2 glasses incase anyone wants to share
Oh hi there
Hiya here you go
Eeeevening cilit, saved that table for two you asked for Rioja ready and a plate of nachos.
Is cutensassy your date? Be careful with her, she's wild "
Thanks, and nice touch with the nachos . Sassy's nothing I can't handle |
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"Evening '-). I'll have a bottle of Rioja please, and I'll take 2 glasses incase anyone wants to share
Oh hi there
Hiya here you go
Eeeevening cilit, saved that table for two you asked for Rioja ready and a plate of nachos.
Is cutensassy your date? Be careful with her, she's wild "
Bhav will you stop putting people off me..
Cilit i am a pussy cat |
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By *hav02 OP Man
over a year ago
Glasgow/London |
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A double triple gin then
*Dips hands in ice bucket* muahahaaa
Oh jeez are you trying to get me d*unk barman?
And that cold hand best not be for me!
Not difficult .. the guy over there has offered you another gin
Ooooo you are hot when you're trying your tough girl act *slaps ice cold hand on the back of your neck*
Aw well thank you mystery gentleman
As for you, I don't thank you, you cheeky bam!! "
Sorry, i can't understand your Deen speak. Have a seat right here, you're looking a little wobbly in those 5 inch heels |
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A double triple gin then
*Dips hands in ice bucket* muahahaaa
Oh jeez are you trying to get me d*unk barman?
And that cold hand best not be for me!
Not difficult .. the guy over there has offered you another gin
Ooooo you are hot when you're trying your tough girl act *slaps ice cold hand on the back of your neck*
Aw well thank you mystery gentleman
As for you, I don't thank you, you cheeky bam!!
Sorry, i can't understand your Deen speak. Have a seat right here, you're looking a little wobbly in those 5 inch heels "
You are a sassy one and 5 inches? a couple inches off Hehe what are you drinking yourself there inbetween perving? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening '-). I'll have a bottle of Rioja please, and I'll take 2 glasses incase anyone wants to share
Oh hi there
Hiya here you go
Eeeevening cilit, saved that table for two you asked for Rioja ready and a plate of nachos.
Is cutensassy your date? Be careful with her, she's wild
Bhav will you stop putting people off me..
Cilit i am a pussy cat "
You mean lioness right? |
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By *hav02 OP Man
over a year ago
Glasgow/London |
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A double triple gin then
*Dips hands in ice bucket* muahahaaa
Oh jeez are you trying to get me d*unk barman?
And that cold hand best not be for me!
Not difficult .. the guy over there has offered you another gin
Ooooo you are hot when you're trying your tough girl act *slaps ice cold hand on the back of your neck*
Aw well thank you mystery gentleman
As for you, I don't thank you, you cheeky bam!!
Sorry, i can't understand your Deen speak. Have a seat right here, you're looking a little wobbly in those 5 inch heels
You are a sassy one and 5 inches? a couple inches off Hehe what are you drinking yourself there inbetween perving? "
I'm the gentlemanly Barman, actually.
Well, what do I know about inches
I'm sneaking a few sips of your gin... Seeing if your lipstick claims to be non-transfer,
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