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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Right forumites, this thread is for all of us horny buggers that have shown true will power and have fought the urge to wank off today. Those who have failed feel free to beg us higher mortals forgiveness.
All those without sin will be awarded a medal and some cake. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ahh, I didn't know there would be cake  "
But you haven't had a lady wank yet Sparkles, regardless of if you had a little play over the dry humping thread, it only counts if you cum, so have some cake  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nope not wanked this week  "
It’s not even funny. I’ve even been searching the kids rooms in case they mistaked it for one of their game chargers! It’s disappeared  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ahh, I didn't know there would be cake
But you haven't had a lady wank yet Sparkles, regardless of if you had a little play over the dry humping thread, it only counts if you cum, so have some cake "
Erm.....yeah okay, we'll go with that 
*Takes cake and runs* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ahh, I didn't know there would be cake
But you haven't had a lady wank yet Sparkles, regardless of if you had a little play over the dry humping thread, it only counts if you cum, so have some cake
Erm.....yeah okay, we'll go with that
*Takes cake and runs* "
SPARKLES! Right Missus, put the cake down until and let me sniff test you, if your gusset smells of lady jizz you are in trouble! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have stayed strong today  
Must try harder 
It's been a challenge. Like walking around with a loaded gun  "
I feel your pain brother, the fight is real. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nope not wanked this week
It’s not even funny. I’ve even been searching the kids rooms in case they mistaked it for one of their game chargers! It’s disappeared
Fingers?  "
My fingers bore me. I like my wand  |
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"Ahh, I didn't know there would be cake
But you haven't had a lady wank yet Sparkles, regardless of if you had a little play over the dry humping thread, it only counts if you cum, so have some cake
Erm.....yeah okay, we'll go with that
*Takes cake and runs*
SPARKLES! Right Missus, put the cake down until and let me sniff test you, if your gusset smells of lady jizz you are in trouble!"
Could you resist just sniffing, or would you need to... proceed?
Down on your knees in front of her |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ahh, I didn't know there would be cake
But you haven't had a lady wank yet Sparkles, regardless of if you had a little play over the dry humping thread, it only counts if you cum, so have some cake
Erm.....yeah okay, we'll go with that
*Takes cake and runs*
SPARKLES! Right Missus, put the cake down until and let me sniff test you, if your gusset smells of lady jizz you are in trouble!
Could you resist just sniffing, or would you need to... proceed?
Down on your knees in front of her"
Admittedly I would need to rub my face against her, just to be certain |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ahh, I didn't know there would be cake
But you haven't had a lady wank yet Sparkles, regardless of if you had a little play over the dry humping thread, it only counts if you cum, so have some cake
Erm.....yeah okay, we'll go with that
*Takes cake and runs*
SPARKLES! Right Missus, put the cake down until and let me sniff test you, if your gusset smells of lady jizz you are in trouble!"
That would require me to be wearing knickers originally surely?
Okay I'm just going to sit and take my punishment now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ahh, I didn't know there would be cake
But you haven't had a lady wank yet Sparkles, regardless of if you had a little play over the dry humping thread, it only counts if you cum, so have some cake
Erm.....yeah okay, we'll go with that
*Takes cake and runs*
SPARKLES! Right Missus, put the cake down until and let me sniff test you, if your gusset smells of lady jizz you are in trouble!
That would require me to be wearing knickers originally surely?
Okay I'm just going to sit and take my punishment now "
Your punishment is watching me eat cake |
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By *ogloomMan
over a year ago
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"Emergency nora needs mouth to pussy
 . If only I could keep an emergency man in my office drawer
I fit in a filing cabinet draw if thats any good?"
The things people get upto in the office these days.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Managed to resist so far today. Can't help but feel this thread will encourage some in here to try and tempt others towards giving in though lol "
I’d never do something like that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve not wanked in years.....
tried my First Lady wank a couple of weeks ago but it was way too soon after surgery so it wasn’t nice at all  "
Well fingers crossed you can enjoy the pleasure very soon, it can't be nice but in the end I'm sure it will be well worth it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Managed to resist so far today. Can't help but feel this thread will encourage some in here to try and tempt others towards giving in though lol "
Just send the ladies toward the dry humping thread, the lights will dip as 1000's of wands fire up in unison! |
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"Ahh, I didn't know there would be cake
But you haven't had a lady wank yet Sparkles, regardless of if you had a little play over the dry humping thread, it only counts if you cum, so have some cake
Erm.....yeah okay, we'll go with that
*Takes cake and runs*
SPARKLES! Right Missus, put the cake down until and let me sniff test you, if your gusset smells of lady jizz you are in trouble!
That would require me to be wearing knickers originally surely?
Okay I'm just going to sit and take my punishment now
Your punishment is watching me eat cake "
Sweet, moist, delicious... |
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By *X2019Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
"Managed to resist so far today. Can't help but feel this thread will encourage some in here to try and tempt others towards giving in though lol
I’d never do something like that "
I'll have to keep an eye on you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Managed to resist so far today. Can't help but feel this thread will encourage some in here to try and tempt others towards giving in though lol
I’d never do something like that
I'll have to keep an eye on you "
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By *ogloomMan
over a year ago
Levens |
"Managed to resist so far today. Can't help but feel this thread will encourage some in here to try and tempt others towards giving in though lol
I’d never do something like that "
Just checked your profile pics to see if could spot the missing cable. (I like to be helpful)
Trouble is this has led me to a situation where I may become the biggest failure. So tempted to go for number four now.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ahh, I didn't know there would be cake
But you haven't had a lady wank yet Sparkles, regardless of if you had a little play over the dry humping thread, it only counts if you cum, so have some cake
Erm.....yeah okay, we'll go with that
*Takes cake and runs*
SPARKLES! Right Missus, put the cake down until and let me sniff test you, if your gusset smells of lady jizz you are in trouble!
That would require me to be wearing knickers originally surely?
Okay I'm just going to sit and take my punishment now
Your punishment is watching me eat cake "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Managed to resist so far today. Can't help but feel this thread will encourage some in here to try and tempt others towards giving in though lol
I’d never do something like that
Just checked your profile pics to see if could spot the missing cable. (I like to be helpful)
Trouble is this has led me to a situation where I may become the biggest failure. So tempted to go for number four now.... "
that made me laugh |
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By *X2019Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
"Managed to resist so far today. Can't help but feel this thread will encourage some in here to try and tempt others towards giving in though lol
Just send the ladies toward the dry humping thread, the lights will dip as 1000's of wands fire up in unison!"
You're not wrong haha. Electricity suppliers will be wondering where the sudden demand has come from |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Has a even a whole cake equivalent in slices been given out yet or are they cupcakes?"
Slices of cake, you can use it to lure in the lady wankers amongst us |
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"Has a even a whole cake equivalent in slices been given out yet or are they cupcakes?
Slices of cake, you can use it to lure in the lady wankers amongst us "
So they can slowly feast while being feasted upon? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve not wanked in years.....
tried my First Lady wank a couple of weeks ago but it was way too soon after surgery so it wasn’t nice at all
Well fingers crossed you can enjoy the pleasure very soon, it can't be nice but in the end I'm sure it will be well worth it "
I’m sure it will. Thank you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Has a even a whole cake equivalent in slices been given out yet or are they cupcakes?
Slices of cake, you can use it to lure in the lady wankers amongst us
So they can slowly feast while being feasted upon?"
Yes, I find keeping them distracted allows me to enjoy vaginal nuzzling without the fear of being punched or kicked |
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"Has a even a whole cake equivalent in slices been given out yet or are they cupcakes?
Slices of cake, you can use it to lure in the lady wankers amongst us
So they can slowly feast while being feasted upon?
Yes, I find keeping them distracted allows me to enjoy vaginal nuzzling without the fear of being punched or kicked "
Oh I was more picturing "I'll have what she's having" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I haven't wanked for 6 months. I am in control.
A test or just not in the mood? Just curious as that I can't imagine it."
No porn either. Just not in the mood when there's no possibility of actual sex. Have been turned on enough to have pre-cum leaking but I wait a few minutes and it subsides.
The more I wanked the more frustrating I found it. I've broken the habit.
At the moment I'd have to be sexting with the right person turning me on so much that I wouldn't be able to resist. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I've failed miserably. This thread is so not for me. But I'm not taking the blame for this.
#youknowwhoyouare
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Yep.... you're one. If I didn't adore you.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've failed miserably. This thread is so not for me. But I'm not taking the blame for this.
#youknowwhoyouare
Yep.... you're one. If I didn't adore you.... "
I'll pick you up and off we head to Devon |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I've failed miserably. This thread is so not for me. But I'm not taking the blame for this.
#youknowwhoyouare
Yep.... you're one. If I didn't adore you....
I'll pick you up and off we head to Devon "
Also your fault.....
And yes! Do it!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I'm three deep today
Oh to have an empty house for a couple of hours! 
Mines empty, shall I leave the door open? "
Please do! Could you help me too |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I think I'm three deep today
Only 3? Slacking you are!
Have you actually moved off your toys this afternoon wifey? "
For about an hour.... for reasons you know..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I'm three deep today
Oh to have an empty house for a couple of hours!
Mines empty, shall I leave the door open?
Please do! Could you help me too "
Of course, the wand is charged |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I think I'm three deep today
Only 3? Slacking you are!
Sorry, I'll try... harder? 
Oh yes, you will have to try. Need it much, much harder. And faster. And deeper."
Ffs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I'm three deep today
Only 3? Slacking you are!
Sorry, I'll try... harder?
Oh yes, you will have to try. Need it much, much harder. And faster. And deeper."
Are you about to start another erotic chapter? |
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"Right forumites, this thread is for all of us horny buggers that have shown true will power and have fought the urge to wank off today. Those who have failed feel free to beg us higher mortals forgiveness.
All those without sin will be awarded a medal and some cake."
I failed today lol |
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"I think I'm three deep today
Only 3? Slacking you are!
Sorry, I'll try... harder?
Oh yes, you will have to try. Need it much, much harder. And faster. And deeper.
Are you about to start another erotic chapter? "
I might fuck off back to my stories on the forum and leave the Lounge in peace |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I think I'm three deep today
Only 3? Slacking you are!
Sorry, I'll try... harder?
Oh yes, you will have to try. Need it much, much harder. And faster. And deeper.
Are you about to start another erotic chapter?
I might fuck off back to my stories on the forum and leave the Lounge in peace "
(Follows Swing to the stories forum) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I'm three deep today
Oh to have an empty house for a couple of hours!
Mines empty, shall I leave the door open?
Please do! Could you help me too
Of course, the wand is charged "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I'm three deep today
Only 3? Slacking you are!
Sorry, I'll try... harder?
Oh yes, you will have to try. Need it much, much harder. And faster. And deeper.
Are you about to start another erotic chapter?
I might fuck off back to my stories on the forum and leave the Lounge in peace "
Something, something, lust filled grinding against hardening cocks bulging out of jeans... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've been at work, so not exactly difficult to resist lol
So far anyway "
Oh god, Kitty is here, a few guys may need to retract their statement shortly |
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"I think I'm three deep today
Only 3? Slacking you are!
Sorry, I'll try... harder?
Oh yes, you will have to try. Need it much, much harder. And faster. And deeper.
Are you about to start another erotic chapter?
I might fuck off back to my stories on the forum and leave the Lounge in peace
Something, something, lust filled grinding against hardening cocks bulging out of jeans..."
At the bottom of my profile you'll find some names of stories - go searching |
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By *ogloomMan
over a year ago
Levens |
"Where's my cake
I just ate it to console myself on my failures...
Oh bollocks I wanted to wank on it
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I have a whole baking tray of them. Spurt away I need some more miscreants who have failed to hold back. The others are righteous and full of cum. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"still not wanking
Change that profile picture right now young lady!
Come over here and make me
Don't dare me, i will fuck you senseless!
Can I help? "
Oh of course, I will happily sit in the corner until required! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"still not wanking
Change that profile picture right now young lady!
Come over here and make me
Don't dare me, i will fuck you senseless!
Can I help?
Oh of course, I will happily sit in the corner until required!"
Can I sit on you and watch a while? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"still not wanking
Change that profile picture right now young lady!
Come over here and make me
Don't dare me, i will fuck you senseless!
Can I help?
Oh of course, I will happily sit in the corner until required!
Can I sit on you and watch a while? "
Oh yes! But I will be reaching around and playing with your boobs! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm all done for today (apart from doing dinner) just had a peek on a certain thread that I purposely avoided this afternoon.. I am still in control of myself, but temptation may get the better of me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"still not wanking
Change that profile picture right now young lady!
Come over here and make me
Don't dare me, i will fuck you senseless!
Can I help?
Oh of course, I will happily sit in the corner until required!"
Perfect, I'll call for you when needed. Now where's Swing gone? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"still not wanking
Change that profile picture right now young lady!
Come over here and make me
Don't dare me, i will fuck you senseless!
Can I help?
Oh of course, I will happily sit in the corner until required!
Can I sit on you and watch a while?
Oh yes! But I will be reaching around and playing with your boobs!"
I'll happily take that one for the team.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any better, Sam?
Sorry, I still really need you to dry hump me
I'll see what I can do
Have some cake
Nah. How's this?
I need into your bubble!
Tough. I've got a bubble of one "
Lucky bubble |
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"Any better, Sam?
Sorry, I still really need you to dry hump me
I'll see what I can do
Have some cake
Nah. How's this?
I need into your bubble!
Tough. I've got a bubble of one
Lucky bubble "
As in, virtue signalling snowflakey abstinence until it's safe again |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any better, Sam?
Sorry, I still really need you to dry hump me
I'll see what I can do
Have some cake
Nah. How's this?
I need into your bubble!
Tough. I've got a bubble of one
Lucky bubble
As in, virtue signalling snowflakey abstinence until it's safe again "
I agree totally, but once the world is no longer dangerous yourself and my thigh have an appointment! X |
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"Any better, Sam?
Sorry, I still really need you to dry hump me
I'll see what I can do
Have some cake
Nah. How's this?
I need into your bubble!
Tough. I've got a bubble of one
Lucky bubble
As in, virtue signalling snowflakey abstinence until it's safe again
I agree totally, but once the world is no longer dangerous yourself and my thigh have an appointment! X"
You're on |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any better, Sam?
Sorry, I still really need you to dry hump me
I'll see what I can do
Have some cake
Nah. How's this?
I need into your bubble!
Tough. I've got a bubble of one
Lucky bubble
As in, virtue signalling snowflakey abstinence until it's safe again
I agree totally, but once the world is no longer dangerous yourself and my thigh have an appointment! X
You're on "
I'm holding you to that! |
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"Any better, Sam?
Sorry, I still really need you to dry hump me
I'll see what I can do
Have some cake
Nah. How's this?
I need into your bubble!
Tough. I've got a bubble of one
Lucky bubble
As in, virtue signalling snowflakey abstinence until it's safe again
I agree totally, but once the world is no longer dangerous yourself and my thigh have an appointment! X
You're on
I'm holding you to that! "
Let me know when you've got the jab |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any better, Sam?
Sorry, I still really need you to dry hump me
I'll see what I can do
Have some cake
Nah. How's this?
I need into your bubble!
Tough. I've got a bubble of one
Lucky bubble
As in, virtue signalling snowflakey abstinence until it's safe again
I agree totally, but once the world is no longer dangerous yourself and my thigh have an appointment! X
You're on
I'm holding you to that!
Let me know when you've got the jab "
Can i not just wear a condom on my head? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" no
No jab no play
Hahaha, I've had my tetanus 
Yeah yeah and the rest please
So demanding, what if I cut my thigh off and post it to you?
. just the jabs please. public health and all that"
In the words of the dragons 'I'm out |
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