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Any woman tried keep a pair of bollocks in the air by blowing them ?
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over a year ago
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You know like you can with Maltesers, or maybe you’ve tried blowing through a straw to keep them in the air ?
All this and more on a thread that’s sure to reach 175. |
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over a year ago
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"Yeah I do all sorts with them. Not possible
Even if there’s two of you with straws, taking a bollock each ? "
Noooo. Still not possible. They’re too heavy |
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"Yeah I do all sorts with them. Not possible
Even if there’s two of you with straws, taking a bollock each ?
Noooo. Still not possible. They’re too heavy "
Leafblower ? |
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"You know like you can with Maltesers, or maybe you’ve tried blowing through a straw to keep them in the air ?
All this and more on a thread that’s sure to reach 175. "
 well that made me smile, ta!
And no I've not, but I did see a C4 documentary years ago where some guys liked them blown up with saline, their ballsacks got bigger than actual balloons  |
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"Yeah I do all sorts with them. Not possible
Even if there’s two of you with straws, taking a bollock each ?
Noooo. Still not possible. They’re too heavy
Leafblower ?"
Haha possibly. |
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"You know like you can with Maltesers, or maybe you’ve tried blowing through a straw to keep them in the air ?
All this and more on a thread that’s sure to reach 175. "
Not sure I have enough blowing strength for that, I’m more of a sucker  |
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over a year ago
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"Yeah I do all sorts with them. Not possible
Even if there’s two of you with straws, taking a bollock each ?
Noooo. Still not possible. They’re too heavy
Leafblower ?
Haha possibly. "
Leafblower on each bollock and he could wear them as earrings. |
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I wonder if they are hairy or shaved is best for this, hairy would offer more air resistance i reckon and so more lift but shaved is less weight and less distraction as your nose isn't being tickled. Oh on the subject of weight are be talking post sack emptying or with a full load? |
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"Yeah I do all sorts with them. Not possible
Even if there’s two of you with straws, taking a bollock each ?
Noooo. Still not possible. They’re too heavy
Leafblower ?
Haha possibly.
Leafblower on each bollock and he could wear them as earrings. "
I so need to try this. You volunteering? |
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"I wonder if they are hairy or shaved is best for this, hairy would offer more air resistance i reckon and so more lift but shaved is less weight and less distraction as your nose isn't being tickled. Oh on the subject of weight are be talking post sack emptying or with a full load?"
I think we need to get Professor McScience on this to test a pair of hairy bollocks and shaved bollocks in a wind tunnel. |
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"Yeah I do all sorts with them. Not possible
Even if there’s two of you with straws, taking a bollock each ?
Noooo. Still not possible. They’re too heavy
Leafblower ?
Haha possibly. "
I have a leaf blower in my van is this a video opportunity lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yeah I do all sorts with them. Not possible
Even if there’s two of you with straws, taking a bollock each ?
Noooo. Still not possible. They’re too heavy
Leafblower ?
Haha possibly.
Leafblower on each bollock and he could wear them as earrings.
I so need to try this. You volunteering?"
Yeah, I’ll borrow F&Bs leafblower. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yeah I do all sorts with them. Not possible
Even if there’s two of you with straws, taking a bollock each ?
Noooo. Still not possible. They’re too heavy
Leafblower ?
Haha possibly. I have a leaf blower in my van is this a video opportunity lol"
Haha yeah we’ll need to prove it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yeah I do all sorts with them. Not possible
Even if there’s two of you with straws, taking a bollock each ?
Noooo. Still not possible. They’re too heavy
Leafblower ?
Haha possibly. I have a leaf blower in my van is this a video opportunity lol
Haha yeah we’ll need to prove it!"
not sure anyone would wanna see my cock and balls being blown that hard BY A LEAF BLOWER I ADD |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yeah I do all sorts with them. Not possible
Even if there’s two of you with straws, taking a bollock each ?
Noooo. Still not possible. They’re too heavy
Leafblower ?
Haha possibly. I have a leaf blower in my van is this a video opportunity lol
Haha yeah we’ll need to prove it! not sure anyone would wanna see my cock and balls being blown that hard BY A LEAF BLOWER I ADD"
I love doing stupid things. It’ll be fun  |
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"I've got limp lungs not a fucking jet engine "
HA HA HA - Mine are pretty strong as I have swam for years and years.
Party trick is I can blow a balloon up in one breath  |
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"I've got limp lungs not a fucking jet engine
HA HA HA - Mine are pretty strong as I have swam for years and years.
Party trick is I can blow a balloon up in one breath "
I can't even get the fuckers started without getting them all stretchy and warm |
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"I've got limp lungs not a fucking jet engine
HA HA HA - Mine are pretty strong as I have swam for years and years.
Party trick is I can blow a balloon up in one breath
I can't even get the fuckers started without getting them all stretchy and warm "
Balls or balloons? |
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"I've got limp lungs not a fucking jet engine
HA HA HA - Mine are pretty strong as I have swam for years and years.
Party trick is I can blow a balloon up in one breath
I can't even get the fuckers started without getting them all stretchy and warm
Balls or balloons?"
Balloons ya filth bag!
Man genitals only need a gentle blow anyway for temperature and sensitivity tingles.... it's the suction that matters down there |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I've got limp lungs not a fucking jet engine
Poor effort, do some cardio
Nawwwww, I'll just sit here and have a fag instead "
I’ve got an image of Waynetta now! |
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"I don't mind the girls using mine in the name of science, I could soon knock up a swingometer..? 
Get a load of men in a row and build a human Newtons Cradle "
The cradle of filth... |
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"How saggy are normal bollocks then....? 
(mine are always in the air unless I'm seated, no blowing required)
They float?  "
Technically they are always in the air depending on how tight the shirts are unless seated, they are hanging rather than floating though |
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"How saggy are normal bollocks then....?
(mine are always in the air unless I'm seated, no blowing required)
They float?
Technically they are always in the air depending on how tight the shirts are unless seated, they are hanging rather than floating though "
Shorts* |
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"You know like you can with Maltesers, or maybe you’ve tried blowing through a straw to keep them in the air ?
All this and more on a thread that’s sure to reach 175. "
Oh yes, I do it all the time! They bounce around up there like wee furry ping pong balls
Mrs TMN x |
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