Uh-uh. You know, with you it's always, "Me, me, me!" Wll, guess that! Now it's my turn! So you just shut up and pay attention! You're mean to me. You insult me and you don't appreciate anything that I do! You're always pushing me around or pushing me away.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That'll do donkey, that'll do

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't you point those sausage fingers at me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Actually, it’s quite good on toast

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I’m coming Elizabeth!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You’re going the right way for a smacked bottom!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Not the gumdrop buttons!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

Can I say something to you? Listen, you was really, really something back there. Incredible!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someday I will repay you. Unless of course, I can't find you, or if I forget

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By *reywolf_18Man over a year ago

ayr

Wow let's do that again!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Man you gotta warn me before you crack one like that, my mouth was open and everything!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh! Oh pick me! Pick me! Me! Me! Meeee!

Her x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Muffinman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dong key

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bachelorette number two is Snow White. She may live with seven men but she ain't easy.

Her x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Harold!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Harold!"

Lmaoooo

I think this is my favourite ever thread on Fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will you shut up donkey.

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By *ustme34Man over a year ago

Bradford

Whatever you do don't look down .... IM LOOKING DOWN

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey! I'm no one's messenger boy, all right? I'm a delivery boy.

As you can tell I am a huge Shrek fan...I drive my boyfriend and kids crazy with my quotes... and now its Fab's turn yay

Her x

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

Do I detect a hint of minty freshness?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cake everybody loves cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you gonna eat that?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cake everybody loves cake"

Oh I wish I thought of that...perfect quote for the cake loving forum

Her x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cake everybody loves cake

Oh I wish I thought of that...perfect quote for the cake loving forum

Her x"
that's why I said it lol fab seems to love cake

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

When I saw her face...now I’m believer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

‘Man, did you do that shrek. You gotta warn somebody before you just crack one off. My mouth was open’.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One I hear alot.. who could live such a hideous beast like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Trust me, if it were me, you’d be dead

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Get outta my swamp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do the roar!"

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By *MattyMan over a year ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

Shrek and Donkey on another big adventure.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you think he maybe compensating for something?

Her x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh, you were expecting Prince Charming

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's a thong!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Men of his stature are in... short supply.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Onions have layers

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Onions have layers"

(When describing a foreskin)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love you. Really? Really, really

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I love you. Really? Really, really"

Awwww

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love you. Really? Really, really

Awwww"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My donkey fell in your waffle hole

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By *hell and blueCouple over a year ago

Llandudno

Im a stallion baby

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By *andy_CaneCouple over a year ago

Orgasm Quay

"I've got a dragon here, and I'm not afraid to use it!" (Mrs)

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

It's getting him to shut up that's the trick.

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

sometimes, things are more than they appear.

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

Oh! Oh pick me! Pick me! Me! Me! Meeee!

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By *orksRockerMan over a year ago

Bradford

"That'll do donkey. That'll do"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Wow, only a true friend would be that truly honest.'

(I scoured the web looking for quotes just so I could join in

)

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