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"Someone said to me this morning "Id happily let you near my balls with a razor"
That is a huge compliment...
And I think he meant a safety razor. Even I don't trust myself with a cut-throat!"
I did mention cut throat after he said it, havent gotten round to telling him about my shakey hand yet  |
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"Someone said to me this morning "Id happily let you near my balls with a razor"
That is a huge compliment...
And I think he meant a safety razor. Even I don't trust myself with a cut-throat!
I did mention cut throat after he said it, havent gotten round to telling him about my shakey hand yet "
Get him to do the shaving - then you can play with his todger with that shaky hand... |
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"Aren't*
If all you have to do is correct the fact that i left an apostrophe out good luck to you. Think yourself lucky you havent read my other threads you'd be here all day correcting them"
Haha, I didn't intend to cause offence, I thought this was a light hearted thread given the title. Just thought the irony was worth mentioning, for comic effect only. |
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"Aren't*
If all you have to do is correct the fact that i left an apostrophe out good luck to you. Think yourself lucky you havent read my other threads you'd be here all day correcting them
Haha, I didn't intend to cause offence, I thought this was a light hearted thread given the title. Just thought the irony was worth mentioning, for comic effect only."
Take more than that to cause offense with me |
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"Aren't*
I believe convention dictates that corrections are *prefixed* by the asterisk viz. *aren't"
Irrelevant, I wasn't claiming men were stupid, which was a joke to which I responded jokingly too.
you can turn the vacuum off now. |
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"Aren't*
If all you have to do is correct the fact that i left an apostrophe out good luck to you. Think yourself lucky you havent read my other threads you'd be here all day correcting them"
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"Aren't*
I believe convention dictates that corrections are *prefixed* by the asterisk viz. *aren't
Irrelevant, I wasn't claiming men were stupid, which was a joke to which I responded jokingly too.
you can turn the vacuum off now."
No i was claiming they where stupid |
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"Someone said to me this morning "Id happily let you near my balls with a razor"
What a dumb fuck he must be 
My thoughts exactly, obviously doesnt know me very well  "
I take it you have carried out numerous circumcisions/vasectomys in your time then?? |
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"Someone said to me this morning "Id happily let you near my balls with a razor"
What a dumb fuck he must be
My thoughts exactly, obviously doesnt know me very well
I take it you have carried out numerous circumcisions/vasectomys in your time then??"
Dab hand at circumzitions me, pull it over the bell end, felttip a circle round it and get a stanley knife. Job done, come here and let me show you |
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Dab hand at circumzitions me, pull it over the bell end, felttip a circle round it and get a stanley knife. Job done, come here and let me show you"
You know I had a surgeon named Ms Blades and she did some delicate surgery on me in the down under department.
I think you 2 should swap stories.
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"Aren't*
If all you have to do is correct the fact that i left an apostrophe out good luck to you. Think yourself lucky you havent read my other threads you'd be here all day correcting them
Haha, I didn't intend to cause offence, I thought this was a light hearted thread given the title. Just thought the irony was worth mentioning, for comic effect only.
Take more than that to cause offense with me"
In which case you won't be offended by my pointing out that it is 'offenCe" not OffenSe. (perhaps the Americans spell the word with an 's' but we spell it with a 'c". |
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American English has kept the Anglo-French spelling for defense and offense, which are usually defence and offence in British English. Likewise, there are the American pretense and British pretence; but derivatives such as defensive, offensive, and pretension are always thus spelt in both systems.
Australian and Canadian usage generally follows British.
Easy mistake to make. |
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"Aren't*
If all you have to do is correct the fact that i left an apostrophe out good luck to you. Think yourself lucky you havent read my other threads you'd be here all day correcting them
Haha, I didn't intend to cause offence, I thought this was a light hearted thread given the title. Just thought the irony was worth mentioning, for comic effect only.
Take more than that to cause offense with me
In which case you won't be offended by my pointing out that it is 'offenCe" not OffenSe. (perhaps the Americans spell the word with an 's' but we spell it with a 'c"."
Thankyou, while your at it you can click the green arrow next to my name and it will bring up my other posts, feel free to correct as many as you want. Ive got better things to do |
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