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"Nope. My kitchen is tiny. Also does wanking in the shower count? Also just forgot my spare room/workshop existed. Does the hallway count as a room? So many questions! "
The hallway is a room. If it had a door and walls it’s a room  |
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"Nope. My kitchen is tiny. Also does wanking in the shower count? Also just forgot my spare room/workshop existed. Does the hallway count as a room? So many questions!
Boiler cupboard?"
My boiler is in the kitchen but my kitchen might as well be a cupboard. |
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"Nope. My kitchen is tiny. Also does wanking in the shower count? Also just forgot my spare room/workshop existed. Does the hallway count as a room? So many questions!
Boiler cupboard?
My boiler is in the kitchen but my kitchen might as well be a cupboard. "
My boiler cupboard... I might get in there if I take the boiler out |
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"Nope. My kitchen is tiny. Also does wanking in the shower count? Also just forgot my spare room/workshop existed. Does the hallway count as a room? So many questions!
Boiler cupboard?
My boiler is in the kitchen but my kitchen might as well be a cupboard. "
That’s 2 rooms then  |
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"Nope. My kitchen is tiny. Also does wanking in the shower count? Also just forgot my spare room/workshop existed. Does the hallway count as a room? So many questions!
Boiler cupboard?
My boiler is in the kitchen but my kitchen might as well be a cupboard.
That’s 2 rooms then "
Woo! Any volunteers? |
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"Nope. My kitchen is tiny. Also does wanking in the shower count? Also just forgot my spare room/workshop existed. Does the hallway count as a room? So many questions!
Boiler cupboard?
My boiler is in the kitchen but my kitchen might as well be a cupboard.
That’s 2 rooms then
Woo! Any volunteers? "
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Hmmm, thinking about it I think only one room has seen definite action so far. Which is sad considering I've been there 4 and a half years 
Hand jobs have been done in most of them, and in the garden late at night, but there are still some to go  |
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"Apart from the kids rooms I’m sure we have  loft isn’t used but if she can get up there... 
D.
Get Jo up there D. Tell her you need a ‘hand’ with something "
once she realises it is actually possible I doubt I will be able to stop her trying to get up there!
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"Apart from the kids rooms I’m sure we have loft isn’t used but if she can get up there...
D.
Get Jo up there D. Tell her you need a ‘hand’ with something
once she realises it is actually possible I doubt I will be able to stop her trying to get up there!
D."
The kids will be saying ‘mum and dads up in the loft again’  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"I’ve just thought, the loft is a room as well
Up you go....
Give me 5
Pictures or it didn't happen.... 
It’s dark
Take a torch....
I have a fleshlight "
Stick batteries in it. That might work  |
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"I’ve just thought, the loft is a room as well
Up you go....
Give me 5
Pictures or it didn't happen....
It’s dark
Take a torch....
I have a fleshlight
Stick batteries in it. That might work "
I usually stick something else in it |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I’ve just thought, the loft is a room as well
Up you go....
Give me 5
Pictures or it didn't happen....
It’s dark
Take a torch....
I have a fleshlight
Stick batteries in it. That might work
I usually stick something else in it "
Does that light up? |
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"I’ve just thought, the loft is a room as well
Up you go....
Give me 5
Pictures or it didn't happen....
It’s dark
Take a torch....
I have a fleshlight
Stick batteries in it. That might work
I usually stick something else in it "
Is it a glow worm? |
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"I’ve just thought, the loft is a room as well
Up you go....
Give me 5
Pictures or it didn't happen....
It’s dark
Take a torch....
I have a fleshlight
Stick batteries in it. That might work
I usually stick something else in it
Does that light up? "
Only when I’ve finished using it it’s a strange light |
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"I’ve just thought, the loft is a room as well
Up you go....
Give me 5
Pictures or it didn't happen....
It’s dark
Take a torch....
I have a fleshlight
Stick batteries in it. That might work
I usually stick something else in it
Is it a glow worm? "
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I’ve just thought, the loft is a room as well
Up you go....
Give me 5
Pictures or it didn't happen....
It’s dark
Take a torch....
I have a fleshlight
Stick batteries in it. That might work
I usually stick something else in it
Does that light up?
Only when I’ve finished using it it’s a strange light "
I need to see this now.....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All but one I think. Best room was my cabin/office out in the garden accross the desk.... ....we had a little mini naked walk of shame back to the house afterwards....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Given how tiny and claustrophobic my house is, every room was christened in the first week.
At the same time. One foot in each room ."
Y’know... we could almost have managed that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not quite, its been a restoration project during lockdown
But the workmate (black & decker, not what you lot were thinking) is a surprisingly good bit of improvised dungeon furniture...lol
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"Not quite, its been a restoration project during lockdown
But the workmate (black & decker, not what you lot were thinking) is a surprisingly good bit of improvised dungeon furniture...lol
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Kinky, you Kinky pair |
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