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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Personally I think they're fine between friends who know each other is cool with it. Men just making them broadly or to strangers is often not cool though. "
Yeah I agree. I’m sure we all know which friends we can send what to! I find most things funny. I have a child with special needs and neither of us wanted people walking on hot coals around us and not telling jokes etc which we would have laughed at before. That’s life. If it’s personal or words are used that I really don’t like used around me then I’ll say otherwise it takes a bloody lot to offend me. x |
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over a year ago
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"Is sexism not as important as racism then....?
Where did you get that from?
How is that related to the topic "
Maybe I didn't explain myself, but it feels very related and relevant to me. I just meant that we wouldn't normally tell jokes laughing at someone purely based on their race, so why would we do it based on their sex, it's a backwards step imho. We don't tell jokes about Irish ppl because it belittles them and carries through into real life prejudice. I think its the same with sexism - why promote it even with friends, there's funnier shit to talk about surely.....? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is sexism not as important as racism then....?
Where did you get that from?
How is that related to the topic
Maybe I didn't explain myself, but it feels very related and relevant to me. I just meant that we wouldn't normally tell jokes laughing at someone purely based on their race, so why would we do it based on their sex, it's a backwards step imho. We don't tell jokes about Irish ppl because it belittles them and carries through into real life prejudice. I think its the same with sexism - why promote it even with friends, there's funnier shit to talk about surely.....? "
I tell all kinds of jokes to my friends and we all have a laugh, they do the same with me
None of us are offended. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is sexism not as important as racism then....?
Where did you get that from?
How is that related to the topic
Maybe I didn't explain myself, but it feels very related and relevant to me. I just meant that we wouldn't normally tell jokes laughing at someone purely based on their race, so why would we do it based on their sex, it's a backwards step imho. We don't tell jokes about Irish ppl because it belittles them and carries through into real life prejudice. I think its the same with sexism - why promote it even with friends, there's funnier shit to talk about surely.....?
I tell all kinds of jokes to my friends and we all have a laugh, they do the same with me
None of us are offended."
This . |
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"Is sexism not as important as racism then....?
Where did you get that from?
How is that related to the topic
Maybe I didn't explain myself, but it feels very related and relevant to me. I just meant that we wouldn't normally tell jokes laughing at someone purely based on their race, so why would we do it based on their sex, it's a backwards step imho. We don't tell jokes about Irish ppl because it belittles them and carries through into real life prejudice. I think its the same with sexism - why promote it even with friends, there's funnier shit to talk about surely.....?
I tell all kinds of jokes to my friends and we all have a laugh, they do the same with me
None of us are offended."
Apart from Nora the MAGA lover. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is sexism not as important as racism then....?
Where did you get that from?
How is that related to the topic
Maybe I didn't explain myself, but it feels very related and relevant to me. I just meant that we wouldn't normally tell jokes laughing at someone purely based on their race, so why would we do it based on their sex, it's a backwards step imho. We don't tell jokes about Irish ppl because it belittles them and carries through into real life prejudice. I think its the same with sexism - why promote it even with friends, there's funnier shit to talk about surely.....? "
Are you one of those people who get offended for other people who aren't offended?
Do you realise that would make almost all conversation seem like walking on a tightrope? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is sexism not as important as racism then....?
Where did you get that from?
How is that related to the topic
Maybe I didn't explain myself, but it feels very related and relevant to me. I just meant that we wouldn't normally tell jokes laughing at someone purely based on their race, so why would we do it based on their sex, it's a backwards step imho. We don't tell jokes about Irish ppl because it belittles them and carries through into real life prejudice. I think its the same with sexism - why promote it even with friends, there's funnier shit to talk about surely.....?
I tell all kinds of jokes to my friends and we all have a laugh, they do the same with me
None of us are offended.
Apart from Nora the MAGA lover."
I heard she donated to NRA convention too... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is sexism not as important as racism then....?
Where did you get that from?
How is that related to the topic
Maybe I didn't explain myself, but it feels very related and relevant to me. I just meant that we wouldn't normally tell jokes laughing at someone purely based on their race, so why would we do it based on their sex, it's a backwards step imho. We don't tell jokes about Irish ppl because it belittles them and carries through into real life prejudice. I think its the same with sexism - why promote it even with friends, there's funnier shit to talk about surely.....?
I tell all kinds of jokes to my friends and we all have a laugh, they do the same with me
None of us are offended.
Apart from Nora the MAGA lover."
We will make it great again!! I may do a thread hahah |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is sexism not as important as racism then....?
Where did you get that from?
How is that related to the topic
Maybe I didn't explain myself, but it feels very related and relevant to me. I just meant that we wouldn't normally tell jokes laughing at someone purely based on their race, so why would we do it based on their sex, it's a backwards step imho. We don't tell jokes about Irish ppl because it belittles them and carries through into real life prejudice. I think its the same with sexism - why promote it even with friends, there's funnier shit to talk about surely.....?
I tell all kinds of jokes to my friends and we all have a laugh, they do the same with me
None of us are offended.
Apart from Nora the MAGA lover.
I heard she donated to NRA convention too..."
. It’s not working. Still not offended |
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"Is sexism not as important as racism then....?
Where did you get that from?
How is that related to the topic
Maybe I didn't explain myself, but it feels very related and relevant to me. I just meant that we wouldn't normally tell jokes laughing at someone purely based on their race, so why would we do it based on their sex, it's a backwards step imho. We don't tell jokes about Irish ppl because it belittles them and carries through into real life prejudice. I think its the same with sexism - why promote it even with friends, there's funnier shit to talk about surely.....?
I tell all kinds of jokes to my friends and we all have a laugh, they do the same with me
None of us are offended.
Apart from Nora the MAGA lover.
We will make it great again!! I may do a thread hahah"
Maybe it should be MFGA |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is sexism not as important as racism then....?
Where did you get that from?
How is that related to the topic
Maybe I didn't explain myself, but it feels very related and relevant to me. I just meant that we wouldn't normally tell jokes laughing at someone purely based on their race, so why would we do it based on their sex, it's a backwards step imho. We don't tell jokes about Irish ppl because it belittles them and carries through into real life prejudice. I think its the same with sexism - why promote it even with friends, there's funnier shit to talk about surely.....?
I tell all kinds of jokes to my friends and we all have a laugh, they do the same with me
None of us are offended.
Apart from Nora the MAGA lover.
We will make it great again!! I may do a thread hahah
Maybe it should be MFGA"
Yes! Definitely!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is sexism not as important as racism then....?
Where did you get that from?
How is that related to the topic
Maybe I didn't explain myself, but it feels very related and relevant to me. I just meant that we wouldn't normally tell jokes laughing at someone purely based on their race, so why would we do it based on their sex, it's a backwards step imho. We don't tell jokes about Irish ppl because it belittles them and carries through into real life prejudice. I think its the same with sexism - why promote it even with friends, there's funnier shit to talk about surely.....?
I tell all kinds of jokes to my friends and we all have a laugh, they do the same with me
None of us are offended."
I guess that's up to you isn't it, and it's freedom of speech in a way. We can't tell people what they must think and what goes in in private is just that so I wouldn't tell you or anyone else what to do. I don't personally find stuff like that funny though, I'd like my daughter to grow up in a world relatively free from it if possible. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Know you’re audience... but I personally always laugh at sexist jokes "
I laugh at most jokes. If people hate me coz I laugh at “un”PC jokes then so be it. We probably wouldn’t be friends anyway! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm only bringing this up because of the Zach galifanakis interview with Bree Larson "
You’re brave. Even I wouldn’t have done a thread like this. I knew which way it was going just looking at the title! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm only bringing this up because of the Zach galifanakis interview with Bree Larson
Don't lie Morningstar, you're a raging misogynist! "
The kink community certainly thinks so!
#snapchatfiltergate! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What’s the smartest thing to come out of a woman’s mouth?
Oh wait that wasn’t what the thread was about. Right. "
Don’t start on the blonde jokes or I’ll start throwing my toys well and truly out !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What’s the smartest thing to come out of a woman’s mouth?
Oh wait that wasn’t what the thread was about. Right.
Don’t start on the blonde jokes or I’ll start throwing my toys well and truly out !!"
I hate it when people radiotype us blondes as dumb |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What’s the smartest thing to come out of a woman’s mouth?
Oh wait that wasn’t what the thread was about. Right.
Don’t start on the blonde jokes or I’ll start throwing my toys well and truly out !!
I hate it when people radiotype us blondes as dumb "
Are you offended Nora?
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"What’s the smartest thing to come out of a woman’s mouth?
Oh wait that wasn’t what the thread was about. Right.
Don’t start on the blonde jokes or I’ll start throwing my toys well and truly out !!
I hate it when people radiotype us blondes as dumb "
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"What’s the smartest thing to come out of a woman’s mouth?
Oh wait that wasn’t what the thread was about. Right.
Don’t start on the blonde jokes or I’ll start throwing my toys well and truly out !!
I hate it when people radiotype us blondes as dumb "
Blondes are dumb but brunettes are dull as dishwater |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What’s the smartest thing to come out of a woman’s mouth?
Oh wait that wasn’t what the thread was about. Right.
Don’t start on the blonde jokes or I’ll start throwing my toys well and truly out !!
I hate it when people radiotype us blondes as dumb "
Hey at least you make good pornstars! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What’s the smartest thing to come out of a woman’s mouth?
Oh wait that wasn’t what the thread was about. Right.
Don’t start on the blonde jokes or I’ll start throwing my toys well and truly out !!
I hate it when people radiotype us blondes as dumb
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What’s the smartest thing to come out of a woman’s mouth?
Oh wait that wasn’t what the thread was about. Right.
Don’t start on the blonde jokes or I’ll start throwing my toys well and truly out !!
I hate it when people radiotype us blondes as dumb
Hey at least you make good pornstars!"
Haha this is true! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What’s the smartest thing to come out of a woman’s mouth?
Oh wait that wasn’t what the thread was about. Right.
Don’t start on the blonde jokes or I’ll start throwing my toys well and truly out !!
I hate it when people radiotype us blondes as dumb
Are you offended Nora?
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I’m not quite there yet. Y’all must try harder! |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"What’s the smartest thing to come out of a woman’s mouth?
Oh wait that wasn’t what the thread was about. Right.
Don’t start on the blonde jokes or I’ll start throwing my toys well and truly out !!
I hate it when people radiotype us blondes as dumb
Blondes are dumb but brunettes are dull as dishwater "
Apparently gingers don’t have souls |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are they offensive or funny or both?
Almost never funny, in my opinion. And often offensive.
It's 2020. If someone needs to rely on sexist jokes to be funny, they're not funny. "
You're kind of contradicting yourself there fella |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"48 replies not a single man joke, it's good to know women still know their place
What do you call the insensitive bit at the base of the penis?
The man.
...
Fight me. "
I cried at avengers endgame, how dare you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When a joke is about a man I don't get offended. Do you know why? Because it's a joke!
Political correctness has its place but it's gotten way out of control. People need to grow a thicker skin. |
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"Why do women have small feet?
So they can get closer to the cooker or the sink. "
As a woman with small feet, it's actually to get closer to the cock.
We also have small hands to make your cock look bigger. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do women have small feet?
So they can get closer to the cooker or the sink.
Ohh Jebus but my boobs get in the way "
Well how about I pull you out the way by grabbing you by the boobs, and I do the cooking and washing up instead? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why do women have small feet?
So they can get closer to the cooker or the sink.
As a woman with small feet, it's actually to get closer to the cock.
We also have small hands to make your cock look bigger."
Your small hands could never make mine look bigger |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I would love to stay with you and make jokes all day but as a man I have to go to work instead of sitting on my ass all day watching telenovelas and looking pretty! |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Why do women have small feet?
So they can get closer to the cooker or the sink.
Ohh Jebus but my boobs get in the way
Well how about I pull you out the way by grabbing you by the boobs, and I do the cooking and washing up instead? "
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"I would love to stay with you and make jokes all day but as a man I have to go to work instead of sitting on my ass all day watching telenovelas and looking pretty!"
Are you calling me pretty |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I would love to stay with you and make jokes all day but as a man I have to go to work instead of sitting on my ass all day watching telenovelas and looking pretty!
Are you calling me pretty "
I would if you had my knob in your gob |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"I would love to stay with you and make jokes all day but as a man I have to go to work instead of sitting on my ass all day watching telenovelas and looking pretty!
Are you calling me pretty
I would if you had my knob in your gob "
Such a charmer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I honestly find this a very difficult question to answer.
I think with the right people, it's ok as long as you're all on the same page and can see it as a joke. But really, is it ok? I mean we can all brush it off and say it's only a joke but there are people out there who genuinely believe and think these jokes are completely fine and by us continuing to tell them we are adding to an existing problem and normalising it in a way, people won't see an issue with it if we all say it is normal to be a sexist pig.
I don't know if what any of I said made any sense lmaooo but I am a bitch who does laugh at sexist jokes sometimes and I feel like a piece of shit I am not sure on my feelings on this to be honest *screams in confused* |
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"I honestly find this a very difficult question to answer.
I think with the right people, it's ok as long as you're all on the same page and can see it as a joke. But really, is it ok? I mean we can all brush it off and say it's only a joke but there are people out there who genuinely believe and think these jokes are completely fine and by us continuing to tell them we are adding to an existing problem and normalising it in a way, people won't see an issue with it if we all say it is normal to be a sexist pig.
I don't know if what any of I said made any sense lmaooo but I am a bitch who does laugh at sexist jokes sometimes and I feel like a piece of shit I am not sure on my feelings on this to be honest *screams in confused*"
Yeah pretty much this. |
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"I honestly find this a very difficult question to answer.
I think with the right people, it's ok as long as you're all on the same page and can see it as a joke. But really, is it ok? I mean we can all brush it off and say it's only a joke but there are people out there who genuinely believe and think these jokes are completely fine and by us continuing to tell them we are adding to an existing problem and normalising it in a way, people won't see an issue with it if we all say it is normal to be a sexist pig.
I don't know if what any of I said made any sense lmaooo but I am a bitch who does laugh at sexist jokes sometimes and I feel like a piece of shit I am not sure on my feelings on this to be honest *screams in confused*"
I think we've basically said the same thing. Between friends you know don't actually believe it you can laugh almost because it's not actually even close to true. When they're just made openly it can legitimise the views of those who actually believe that stuff and if it's to strangers they don't know you well enough to know whether you actually believe it or not. |
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I've tried to cut all my ism jokes out. (I always discover new shit I'm fucking up, so, am still trying)
Unless it's in extremely meta contexts, like, neither of us think this is actually funny and we're laughing at the bigotry behind it or the fact someone would say such a thing in the first place. |
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over a year ago
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"ask jim davidson
Now he's offensive
I'm offended that you would even speak his name
You ought to see his new show, JDTV, excellent viewing "
Jimmy Jones was worse! Very similar though |
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"ask jim davidson
Now he's offensive
I'm offended that you would even speak his name
You ought to see his new show, JDTV, excellent viewing
Jimmy Jones was worse! Very similar though "
Bernard Manning |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"ask jim davidson
Now he's offensive
I'm offended that you would even speak his name
You ought to see his new show, JDTV, excellent viewing
Jimmy Jones was worse! Very similar though "
Back in the day I thought they were funny but I must admit I cringe now. I don’t find them that funny at all. Chubby Brown I never found funny. I know a lot did. Mickey Flanagan for me. I love him! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"ask jim davidson
Now he's offensive
I'm offended that you would even speak his name
You ought to see his new show, JDTV, excellent viewing
Jimmy Jones was worse! Very similar though
Bernard Manning "
Nah he’s in the chubby brown category. Although he was more my parents generation. Never saw him really. |
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"ask jim davidson
Now he's offensive
I'm offended that you would even speak his name
You ought to see his new show, JDTV, excellent viewing
Jimmy Jones was worse! Very similar though
Bernard Manning
Nah he’s in the chubby brown category. Although he was more my parents generation. Never saw him really. "
Its all down to taste I guess, Frankie Boyle is pretty close to the mark |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"ask jim davidson
Now he's offensive
I'm offended that you would even speak his name
You ought to see his new show, JDTV, excellent viewing
Jimmy Jones was worse! Very similar though
Bernard Manning
Nah he’s in the chubby brown category. Although he was more my parents generation. Never saw him really.
Its all down to taste I guess, Frankie Boyle is pretty close to the mark "
Yeah don’t like him either. A lot I liked years ago that I cringe at now to be honest! |
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"ask jim davidson
Now he's offensive
I'm offended that you would even speak his name
You ought to see his new show, JDTV, excellent viewing
Jimmy Jones was worse! Very similar though
Bernard Manning
Nah he’s in the chubby brown category. Although he was more my parents generation. Never saw him really.
Its all down to taste I guess, Frankie Boyle is pretty close to the mark "
I couldn't stand him years ago. I thought he was offensive for the sake of it and just out to say the most shocking things he could but I actually liked some of his recent stuff like when he travelled around Russia. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, you sexist arsehole!
A man can only take so much nagging before he gets up and changes it for her |
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Some people have said the suitability of certain jokes is audience appropriate. The trouble is in the modern age any joke for the ears of a specific audience can find its self being board cast outside of that audience and landing the person in hot water. There is a general lack of consideration for nuance these days. People need to be so careful whatever their intent (even if just mocking the bigotry of a joke) of the mob. The Mob and the keyboard warriors don't care about nuance, they don't care about intent, all they care about is having their pound of flesh regardless of who it is or what there intent is. |
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