Loo rolls for .......

By *ebjonnson OP Man over a year ago

Maldon

Sexual favours. Hope I don’t incur the wrath of the Covid police or the Fab mods.

Hired a van, crammed full of panic bought luxury loo rolls. Just enough room left for two.

Here’s the deal: one roll for turning up. One roll handy to ‘clean up’.

A four pack for an average BJ, twelve pack if you are sensational. Parked at the back of Tesco’s in Maldon.

Limited offer - not while stocks last - more like while I last.

Roll up, roll up!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll swap you a pack of toilet rolls for a pack of pasta and a pack of rice

By *ebjonnson OP Man over a year ago

Maldon

"I'll swap you a pack of toilet rolls for a pack of pasta and a pack of rice

No chance! I’ve pinned my entire sexual activity / ambitions & hopes on the paper (more valuable than gold) ‘catnip’ in the back of my van.

By *uriouscouple83Couple over a year ago

Worcester

I like it up the bum, how many rolls is that worth?

By *ebjonnson OP Man over a year ago

Maldon

"I like it up the bum, how many rolls is that worth? "

Depends - is that Mr or Mrs messaging?

By *uriouscouple83Couple over a year ago

Worcester

Mrs but if it swings the deal you can have mr washed and sent over

By *ebjonnson OP Man over a year ago

Maldon

Mrs but if it swings the deal you can have mr washed and sent over

Now I’m nervous. What if you came as a couple- I’d have to be ‘cleaning up’ before you even got there, just at the anticipation.

Anyway, Van is a bit tight for space so you (Mrs) have priority.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's ok i have loo roll