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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Morning lovelies...
I've seen there's such a big deal about pickup lines. So what's your cheesiest pickup line? One you've used or received.
Here's mine...
I'd like to make you some breakfast, how do you like your eggs? Scrambled, boiled or fertilised? ?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What's that, you like diamonds? Well that's great because my cock's a gem 
???????? Smooth.
Was a smooth slap I received saying that once upon a time  "
???????? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What's that, you like diamonds? Well that's great because my cock's a gem
???????? Smooth.
Was a smooth slap I received saying that once upon a time
????????"
Not sure why my smiley is showing as a question mark. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The one hubby used on me was (handing me a hanky) does this smell of chloroform to you?
Love it! Did you go to try smell it?  "
Like an idiot yes... Which is wierd on two levels.. I have no idea what chloroform smells like.. And if it was... Der!  |
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"What's that, you like diamonds? Well that's great because my cock's a gem
???????? Smooth.
Was a smooth slap I received saying that once upon a time
????????
Not sure why my smiley is showing as a question mark. "
Standard smileys from the phone keyboard my seem to work, they come out as question marks.
You have to use the emotes under the text box (or the others mentioned here : https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/422638)
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What's that, you like diamonds? Well that's great because my cock's a gem
???????? Smooth.
Was a smooth slap I received saying that once upon a time
????????
Not sure why my smiley is showing as a question mark.
Standard smileys from the phone keyboard my seem to work, they come out as question marks.
You have to use the emotes under the text box (or the others mentioned here : https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/422638)
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 I see thanks |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The one hubby used on me was (handing me a hanky) does this smell of chloroform to you?
Love it! Did you go to try smell it?
Like an idiot yes... Which is wierd on two levels.. I have no idea what chloroform smells like.. And if it was... Der! "
What did he do? Gave you a good laugh? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The one hubby used on me was (handing me a hanky) does this smell of chloroform to you?
Love it! Did you go to try smell it?
Like an idiot yes... Which is wierd on two levels.. I have no idea what chloroform smells like.. And if it was... Der!
What did he do? Gave you a good laugh? "
We just laughed and started talking.. So I guess it worked.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The one hubby used on me was (handing me a hanky) does this smell of chloroform to you?
Love it! Did you go to try smell it?
Like an idiot yes... Which is wierd on two levels.. I have no idea what chloroform smells like.. And if it was... Der!
What did he do? Gave you a good laugh?
We just laughed and started talking.. So I guess it worked.. "
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"Morning lovelies...
I've seen there's such a big deal about pickup lines. So what's your cheesiest pickup line? One you've used or received.
Here's mine...
I'd like to make you some breakfast, how do you like your eggs? Scrambled, boiled or fertilised? ??"
Poor effort that one 
Excuse me ... can you catch ?
Because you’ve got a couple of balls coming your way 
Max and paddy |
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Do you like chicken...?
Well suck this its fowl.
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Best ever I used..
Was in a crowded bar ...as I was making my way towards the bar an attractive blonde was heading in my direction going for the toilets..20m away we locked eyes on each other and both held the stare till we passed each other..
Where it came from I dont know but just blurted out "wheres your man"
She replied "havnt got one wheres your woman" I replied "havnt got one, I'll see you when you come out of the toilets" turned round to follow her and wait till she finnished in the toilets.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Do you like chicken...?
Well suck this its fowl.
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Best ever I used..
Was in a crowded bar ...as I was making my way towards the bar an attractive blonde was heading in my direction going for the toilets..20m away we locked eyes on each other and both held the stare till we passed each other..
Where it came from I dont know but just blurted out "wheres your man"
She replied "havnt got one wheres your woman" I replied "havnt got one, I'll see you when you come out of the toilets" turned round to follow her and wait till she finnished in the toilets.."
Yeah some audacious spontaneity |
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Once in a crowded bar amongst some colleagues.....the guys I was with were trying to impress a blonde....
I was the quite one letting the others dig holes for themselves...
When introductions were required I just stepped forward and said nodding to my mates
He's earth
He's wind
I'm fire (with a wink)
I was the one she took home |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi I'm a geologist. Can I measure your cleavage?
It's a very niche audience granted, but I have seen it used. Not by me alas, though if there's any ladies who like geology 
Mr KC"
I find that themed pickup lines don't just work, they also show you've done a bit of a homework about the person or at least are familiar with a few traits to decode. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I took the ice from a woman drink threw it in the floor and stamped on it. Looked up and said now I've broken the ice can I buy you a drink. I married that woman 2 years later |
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By *elshyXOMan
over a year ago
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"The one hubby used on me was (handing me a hanky) does this smell of chloroform to you? "
Ive used the other version of this which is “take a sip of this & tell me if you can taste the ghb for me?” |
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