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I think women should take men farting as a compliment
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sometimes I wish they weren't so damn comfortable 
That's strange coming from you, or is the fart jar sniffing just a weekend kink 
You can fuck right off  "
Haha, oh I wasn't supposed to share that one  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" 
See! There is no way that gorgeous peach of joy can fart or poop 
I say again:
Why isn’t there a facepalm emoji?!??
I dunno about you K but I think I’ve forgotten why I fancied him "
He is physically very appealing... but definitely a man-child |
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See! There is no way that gorgeous peach of joy can fart or poop
I say again:
Why isn’t there a facepalm emoji?!??
I dunno about you K but I think I’ve forgotten why I fancied him
He is physically very appealing... but definitely a man-child "
A smelly one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
See! There is no way that gorgeous peach of joy can fart or poop
I say again:
Why isn’t there a facepalm emoji?!??
I dunno about you K but I think I’ve forgotten why I fancied him
He is physically very appealing... but definitely a man-child
A smelly one"
Does that mean he needs a bath? Rough towels and sponges  |
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"
See! There is no way that gorgeous peach of joy can fart or poop
I say again:
Why isn’t there a facepalm emoji?!??
I dunno about you K but I think I’ve forgotten why I fancied him
He is physically very appealing... but definitely a man-child
A smelly one
Does that mean he needs a bath? Rough towels and sponges "
I meant the farting |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
See! There is no way that gorgeous peach of joy can fart or poop
I say again:
Why isn’t there a facepalm emoji?!??
I dunno about you K but I think I’ve forgotten why I fancied him
He is physically very appealing... but definitely a man-child
A smelly one
Does that mean he needs a bath? Rough towels and sponges
I meant the 3some "
Don't mind if I do! You can be Yen and she can be Triss |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
See! There is no way that gorgeous peach of joy can fart or poop
I say again:
Why isn’t there a facepalm emoji?!??
I dunno about you K but I think I’ve forgotten why I fancied him
He is physically very appealing... but definitely a man-child
A smelly one
Does that mean he needs a bath? Rough towels and sponges
I meant the 3some Don't mind if I do! You can be Yen and she can be Triss "
We’ll have to dye your hair silver. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
See! There is no way that gorgeous peach of joy can fart or poop
I say again:
Why isn’t there a facepalm emoji?!??
I dunno about you K but I think I’ve forgotten why I fancied him
He is physically very appealing... but definitely a man-child
A smelly one
Does that mean he needs a bath? Rough towels and sponges
I meant the 3some Don't mind if I do! You can be Yen and she can be Triss
We’ll have to dye your hair silver. "
Give it a few more months and it won't need a dye |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
See! There is no way that gorgeous peach of joy can fart or poop
I say again:
Why isn’t there a facepalm emoji?!??
I dunno about you K but I think I’ve forgotten why I fancied him
He is physically very appealing... but definitely a man-child
A smelly one
Does that mean he needs a bath? Rough towels and sponges
I meant the 3some Don't mind if I do! You can be Yen and she can be Triss
We’ll have to dye your hair silver.
Give it a few more months and it won't need a dye "
Ohhh! A silver fox?
Or is that a silver wolf in your case Mr Witcher?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
See! There is no way that gorgeous peach of joy can fart or poop
I say again:
Why isn’t there a facepalm emoji?!??
I dunno about you K but I think I’ve forgotten why I fancied him
He is physically very appealing... but definitely a man-child
A smelly one
Does that mean he needs a bath? Rough towels and sponges
I meant the 3some Don't mind if I do! You can be Yen and she can be Triss
We’ll have to dye your hair silver.
Give it a few more months and it won't need a dye
Ohhh! A silver fox?
Or is that a silver wolf in your case Mr Witcher? "
Already salt and pepper on the sides and fringe, Geralt hairstyle is just a matter of time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
See! There is no way that gorgeous peach of joy can fart or poop
I say again:
Why isn’t there a facepalm emoji?!??
I dunno about you K but I think I’ve forgotten why I fancied him
He is physically very appealing... but definitely a man-child
A smelly one
Does that mean he needs a bath? Rough towels and sponges
I meant the 3some Don't mind if I do! You can be Yen and she can be Triss
We’ll have to dye your hair silver.
Give it a few more months and it won't need a dye
Ohhh! A silver fox?
Or is that a silver wolf in your case Mr Witcher?
Already salt and pepper on the sides and fringe, Geralt hairstyle is just a matter of time "
Be still my beating heart!!!  |
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"
See! There is no way that gorgeous peach of joy can fart or poop
I say again:
Why isn’t there a facepalm emoji?!??
I dunno about you K but I think I’ve forgotten why I fancied him
He is physically very appealing... but definitely a man-child
A smelly one
Does that mean he needs a bath? Rough towels and sponges
I meant the 3some Don't mind if I do! You can be Yen and she can be Triss "
... Ok how can I resist this offer? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
See! There is no way that gorgeous peach of joy can fart or poop
I say again:
Why isn’t there a facepalm emoji?!??
I dunno about you K but I think I’ve forgotten why I fancied him
He is physically very appealing... but definitely a man-child
A smelly one
Does that mean he needs a bath? Rough towels and sponges
I meant the 3some Don't mind if I do! You can be Yen and she can be Triss
... Ok how can I resist this offer? "
We’d make a hot threesome. Just saying |
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