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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Bit of a rant.
My area the panic buying has started again!
Why oh why.. How much toilet tissue does one person need!
Please people just don't do it
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'I used to wipe peoples tooth brushes on my bell end if they didnt buy my windows' 
Disclaimer....not me! I don't have a bell end 
Isn't this the wrong thread  "
I did wonder 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I called into Costco on my way home for a planned trip to buy all the usual shit I buy, treated with contempt by the staff and to be made to feel like a criminal. I noticed people bulk buying toilet roll and pasta. I bought an extra bottle of gin just in case |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rag on a stick is better than your hand, which is how some cultures used to do it  "
I've never worked out if the Romans each had there own stick or just shared?  |
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I’ve just got back from ASDA, they only had their own cheapest toilet paper left on the shelf. I only recommend this if you are looking to get in touch with your inner self
They had plenty of all of the other essentials though; gin, wine, coffee, toblerone and hummus. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve just got back from ASDA, they only had their own cheapest toilet paper left on the shelf. I only recommend this if you are looking to get in touch with your inner self
They had plenty of all of the other essentials though; gin, wine, coffee, toblerone and hummus. "
I love your list of "essentials"
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"I’ve just got back from ASDA, they only had their own cheapest toilet paper left on the shelf. I only recommend this if you are looking to get in touch with your inner self
They had plenty of all of the other essentials though; gin, wine, coffee, toblerone and hummus. "
Any easter eggs yet ? |
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"I’ve just got back from ASDA, they only had their own cheapest toilet paper left on the shelf. I only recommend this if you are looking to get in touch with your inner self
They had plenty of all of the other essentials though; gin, wine, coffee, toblerone and hummus.
Any easter eggs yet ? "
Not yet, but once Dominic Cummins has told Boris to ban Christmas they will rush them out on to the shelves |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve just got back from ASDA, they only had their own cheapest toilet paper left on the shelf. I only recommend this if you are looking to get in touch with your inner self
They had plenty of all of the other essentials though; gin, wine, coffee, toblerone and hummus.
Any easter eggs yet ?
Not yet, but once Dominic Cummins has told Boris to ban Christmas they will rush them out on to the shelves "
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Bugger need to renew my cost co membership and buy some muffins.
Sounds like I will give it a swerve for a week or so.
It will all be back to normal soon when they realise it’s ultimately pointless. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I better get in some more sausage rolls,hob nobs,jaffa cakes and peanut butter "
Iv orderd you some frozen sausage rolls so don't you worry my baby you will not go sausageless.  |
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"I better get in some more sausage rolls,hob nobs,jaffa cakes and peanut butter
Iv orderd you some frozen sausage rolls so don't you worry my baby you will not go sausageless. "
Was it the Greggs ones from Iceland?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I better get in some more sausage rolls,hob nobs,jaffa cakes and peanut butter
Iv orderd you some frozen sausage rolls so don't you worry my baby you will not go sausageless.
Was it the Greggs ones from Iceland? "
Thats the ones.
He nearly cried when they shut over lockdown. |
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By *aver999Couple
over a year ago
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"Looks like we'll all be using a rag on a stick soon.
A rag on a stick? I don’t get it
I didn’t get it either "
Ah too posh... just leave a newspaper on the side (dual purpose you can have a read if bored) don't use magazines that's like being back at school with IZAL |
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"I’ve just got back from ASDA, they only had their own cheapest toilet paper left on the shelf. I only recommend this if you are looking to get in touch with your inner self
They had plenty of all of the other essentials though; gin, wine, coffee, toblerone and hummus.
Any easter eggs yet ?
Not yet, but once Dominic Cummins has told Boris to ban Christmas they will rush them out on to the shelves "
Lmao your not wrong there  |
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