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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Tell us all something about yourself.

A confession, an achievement, a message you’d like to tell somebody, anything really.

My name is fiddles and I love to fondle my freshly shaved balls like stress balls

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m feeling a bit stressed. Please may I fondle your freshly shaved balls?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’m feeling a bit stressed. Please may I fondle your freshly shaved balls?"

I think that would be acceptable

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My name is Prince and I am funky

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My name is Posh and someone is making me all excited

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My name is Ivy and October is my favourite month, as it has mine and my daughters birthday then halloween, but this year i-m sad as covid has pissed on my bonfire

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"My name is Ivy and October is my favourite month, as it has mine and my daughters birthday then halloween, but this year i-m sad as covid has pissed on my bonfire

Bonfire night is in November.

I hope this October can still be good for you though.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"My name is Posh and someone is making me all excited "

My name is fiddles and I’ve just perved your arse.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My name is Alis and I can’t whistle. That part of me is broken

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My name is Hev and I dumped Charlie.....last November without telling him ...x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My name is IP and I'm a specialist in Self harm and Suicide

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"My name is Alis and I can’t whistle. That part of me is broken "

My name is fiddles and I’m a whistle fixer.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My name is Paul, I love all things bright and beautiful.

Ps gf is obsessed with me fiddling my meat n two veg to the point I'm gonna start charging her

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"My name is Hev and I dumped Charlie.....last November without telling him ...x"

Haha I can imagine the ignorant bliss.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"My name is Posh and someone is making me all excited "
Anyone we know ??

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"My name is Paul, I love all things bright and beautiful.

Ps gf is obsessed with me fiddling my meat n two veg to the point I'm gonna start charging her"

Good hymn Paul.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My name is Posh and someone is making me all excited

My name is fiddles and I’ve just perved your arse. "

My name is Posh and I felt that....

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My name is Posh and someone is making me all excited Anyone we know ??

We know him well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My name is Ivy and October is my favourite month, as it has mine and my daughters birthday then halloween, but this year i-m sad as covid has pissed on my bonfire

Bonfire night is in November.

I hope this October can still be good for you though. "

And it shall piss all over that too im sure

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"My name is IP and I'm a specialist in Self harm and Suicide"

I hope not in a practical sense. That’s great if you can help people.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Luka I live on the second floor

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My name is Ivy and October is my favourite month, as it has mine and my daughters birthday then halloween, but this year i-m sad as covid has pissed on my bonfire

"
I bet Whitby will be bland this year :0(

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi, I'm ssb and I'm ashamed to admit that when joining here, I thought it would be easy to get meets. I was young and foolish and I've now learned the hard way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi, I'm Catch. I'm left handed but play golf and snooker right handed

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"My name is Posh and someone is making me all excited Anyone we know ??

We know him well

Is he fit ??

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Hi, I'm Catch. I'm left handed but play golf and snooker right handed

Skills.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Hi, I'm ssb and I'm ashamed to admit that when joining here, I thought it would be easy to get meets. I was young and foolish and I've now learned the hard way

Everyday is a school day.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My name is Josh, and I need a haircut!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My name is IP and I'm a specialist in Self harm and Suicide

I hope not in a practical sense. That’s great if you can help people.

Unfortunately it is all too practical, although I've never attempted it, I have found way too many that have

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My name is Posh and someone is making me all excited Anyone we know ??

We know him well

Is he fit ??"

Very. Nice arse.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi, I'm Catch. I'm left handed but play golf and snooker right handed

Skills. "

Not sure about skills, but thanks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My name is Nora and I miss snuggles and spoons

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Hi, I’m Brian and I’m a taxidermist

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

My name is Swing and I'm a snowflakey social justice warrior

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"My name is Swing and I'm a snowflakey social justice warrior

With a cracking arse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My name is Swing and I'm a snowflakey social justice warrior

With a cracking arse

"
I agree

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"My name is Swing and I'm a snowflakey social justice warrior

With a very bitable bottom.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"My name is Nora and I miss snuggles and spoons

My name is fiddles and I go to button moon with mr spoon.

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By *amantha1967Woman over a year ago

Redditch

My name is Sam and I love to see smile photos more than dick pics tbh

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"My name is Swing and I'm a snowflakey social justice warrior

With a cracking arse

My arse is SJW-ey too

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"My name is Sam and I love to see smile photos more than dick pics tbh

My name is smiler and I like smiling.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My name is P and I have a penis.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"My name is P and I have a penis."

Oh yeh, prove it

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

My name is fiddles and I like big boobs, average boobs and small boobs, although not all on the same woman.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"My name is fiddles and I like big boobs, average boobs and small boobs, although not all on the same woman.

We need a new thread to go with the stego dick one

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My name is Posh and I have a secret crush on Fiddles.

I hide it well. Obvs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My name is P and I have a penis.

Oh yeh, prove it

I get him out once a year for a wash and rub down.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love peanut butter

Confession. Oh mighty God. Father Son and holy ghost.. I am going to have 3 not 2 today. Slices of toast and you know my daily spread.

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By *adbury girlWoman over a year ago

Lanarkshire

My name is cadbury and I am glad I have some new toys since restrictions are tightening up again

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I love peanut butter

Confession. Oh mighty God. Father Son and holy ghost.. I am going to have 3 not 2 today. Slices of toast and you know my daily spread. "

Spread em.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan over a year ago

Redditch

My name is Dave and I play drums in a newly formed ska and reggae band

Because drums are sexy, right?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"My name is cadbury and I am glad I have some new toys since restrictions are tightening up again

I think things will be tightening up unless they get plenty of use.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

My name is Swing and I've not bought anything sex related during the pandemic. I'm broken

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"My name is Swing and I've not bought anything sex related during the pandemic. I'm broken

Not even a banana.

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By *ovelock4Man over a year ago

Croydon

My name is Dan and I have sensitive nipples.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My name is Rich and I was on Family Fortunes

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"My name is Rich and I was on Family Fortunes

What did the survey say.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"My name is Swing and I've not bought anything sex related during the pandemic. I'm broken

Not even a banana.

Low carb diet

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"My name is Swing and I've not bought anything sex related during the pandemic. I'm broken

Not even a banana.

Low carb diet

Got to ensure you get enough potassium and zinc

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"My name is Posh and I have a secret crush on Fiddles.

I hide it well. Obvs

Don’t hide it, be a trend setter.

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By *adbury girlWoman over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"My name is cadbury and I am glad I have some new toys since restrictions are tightening up again

I think things will be tightening up unless they get plenty of use.

I make sure they are well lubricated to prevent any tightening

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"My name is cadbury and I am glad I have some new toys since restrictions are tightening up again

I think things will be tightening up unless they get plenty of use.

I make sure they are well lubricated to prevent any tightening

As long as there’s no dusting required, that would be really bad.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My name is Posh and I have a secret crush on Fiddles.

I hide it well. Obvs

Don’t hide it, be a trend setter.

I'm trying!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My name is Rich and I was on Family Fortunes

What did the survey say. "

Ugh ugh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My name is Mary and I'm Booooooooooooooooooooored

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"My name is Mary and I'm Booooooooooooooooooooored

I’ve never seen very sexy spelt like that before

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"My name is Swing and I'm a snowflakey social justice warrior

With a cracking arse

My arse is SJW-ey too

Say what

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My name is Sassy,love October because it has mine,my Daughter s,and 3 grandkids birthday in it,Grandson will be 18 on Halloween and he won't be able to have the party that was planned for him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My name is Rich and I was on Family Fortunes

What did the survey say.

Ugh ugh"

I laughed way to hard at that..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So on fabs i either go by Cute or Sass..

I love colouring in, and no i wont share my pencils with Bhav (or anyone else for that matter) !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My name is kestrel and I'm missing an ass to spank..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am a DarkFruit, since the lockdown my balls have become a grenade waiting to explode. Just looking for a target to detonate.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My name is K and I’m very confused.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My name is K and I’m very confused."

???? How so?

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

my name is Anabelle and I'm menopausal

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My name is Posh and my phone is pissing me off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My name is Posh and my phone is pissing me off"

Ooh, ignore it and talk to us instead!

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

My name is mike and I have something in the new fifa game

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Our name is Yummycouple19 and we are getting rather excited as it's ONLY 93 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS!!!

(sorry but really not sorry)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My name is Henry and i enjoy being a gentleman. There isn’t many left. We are a dying breed

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By *onty1971Man over a year ago

London St Helier Trier

"I’m feeling a bit stressed. Please may I fondle your freshly shaved balls?"

That's a wonderful request. Enjoy both.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

My name is fiddles and I’ve actually gotten on with some work. Go figure.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My name is Posh and my phone is pissing me off

Ooh, ignore it and talk to us instead!"

I was struggling to use it to talk to y'all!

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My name is fiddles and I’ve actually gotten on with some work. Go figure. "

Weirdo

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

My name is D and I love wiggle Wednesday

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"My name is fiddles and I’ve actually gotten on with some work. Go figure.

Weirdo

I know, I’ve come over all queer.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My name is D and I love wiggle Wednesday

D."

Ooofffttt D

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My name is Posh and my phone is pissing me off

Ooh, ignore it and talk to us instead!

I was struggling to use it to talk to y'all! "

Ah, there was me thinking you were being offered a PPI claim or something!

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My name is Posh and my phone is pissing me off

Ooh, ignore it and talk to us instead!

I was struggling to use it to talk to y'all!

Ah, there was me thinking you were being offered a PPI claim or something!"

Not today! Although I do have numbers not in my contacts blocked.....that could explain it

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By *asilyled1Man over a year ago

ogmore valley

"My name is Mary and I'm Booooooooooooooooooooored

I’ve never seen very sexy spelt like that before

I’m pinching that,that is so smooth!

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Our name is Yummycouple19 and we are getting rather excited as it's ONLY 93 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS!!!

(sorry but really not sorry)

My name is Anabelle and I'm depressed as it's ONLY 93 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS!!!

and I've been reminded

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

My name is Jo and I would like a holiday!

Anywhere with D.

Jo.Xx

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

My name is May and I could really use a hug

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"My name is May and I could really use a hug

Sending you lots of hugs lovely. (((((((

))))))

Jo.Xx

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"Our name is Yummycouple19 and we are getting rather excited as it's ONLY 93 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS!!!

(sorry but really not sorry)

My name is Anabelle and I'm depressed as it's ONLY 93 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS!!!

and I've been reminded

"
buuuut..... Its the most wonderful time of the year you know

sending you a early Xmas hug

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am Groot and Chris Hemsworth holds my wood while he swings his axe

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

My name is Martyn and ive just woken up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am L and I love the fact it’s getting colder

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My name is irrelevant and I can't be arsed any more.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My name is Fergus, and I really cannot be bothered going to work tonight.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My name is Fergus, and I really cannot be bothered going to work tonight."

Hugs hun.. cant you just cough a bit

x x

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"My name is Fergus, and I really cannot be bothered going to work tonight.

Hugs hun.. cant you just cough a bit

x x "

I’ll cough will you hold my balls

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"My name is irrelevant and I can't be arsed any more."

The first bit is not true!!!

The second bit... I fight every day! Please don't give up.

Jo.Xx

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By *imon_hydeMan over a year ago

Stockport

My name is Simon and I have a wobbly tooth

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

My name is fiddles and I like licking up my own cum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My name is LVM and I wish things would stop biting me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi my name is Maddie and sometimes I eat raw cookie-Dough . Because I'm a rebel and no one is going to tell me how to live my life !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My name is LVM and I wish things would stop biting me!

Sorry

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My name is fiddles and I like licking up my own cum

But can you get in your mouth direct from the source?

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My name is LVM and I wish things would stop biting me!

Sorry

(Narrator..... she wasn't sorry at all)

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"My name is fiddles and I like licking up my own cum

But can you get in your mouth direct from the source?

No I need a transfer method, any suggestions.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan over a year ago

Redditch

"My name is fiddles and I like licking up my own cum

But can you get in your mouth direct from the source?

I got it in my own face on Monday, which surprised me, but I have got it into my mouth before now

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My name is fiddles and I like licking up my own cum

But can you get in your mouth direct from the source?

No I need a transfer method, any suggestions. "

My mouth?

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I am Groot and Chris Hemsworth holds my wood while he swings his axe"

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My name is fiddles and I like licking up my own cum

But can you get in your mouth direct from the source?

I got it in my own face on Monday, which surprised me, but I have got it into my mouth before now

Nicely done....

Although surprise facials are not so much fun

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Hi my name is Maddie and sometimes I eat raw cookie-Dough . Because I'm a rebel and no one is going to tell me how to live my life !!

My name is fiddles and my penis tastes of raw cookie dough.

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By *oberts_onMan over a year ago

King's Lynn

Ive got a tongue thats 10 inches long and ive learned to breathe through my ears..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My name is LVM and I wish things would stop biting me!

Sorry

(Narrator..... she wasn't sorry at all)"

It's funnier if you read it in Morgan Freeman's voice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My name is LVM and I wish things would stop biting me!

Sorry

(Narrator..... she wasn't sorry at all)"

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My name is LVM and I wish things would stop biting me!

Sorry

(Narrator..... she wasn't sorry at all)

It's funnier if you read it in Morgan Freeman's voice

Oh my god.... it really is!

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By *hav02Man over a year ago

Glasgow/London

My name is Bhav, and I'm the annoyingly cheeky Barman who comes with cake and chocolate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi my name is Maddie and sometimes I eat raw cookie-Dough . Because I'm a rebel and no one is going to tell me how to live my life !!

My name is fiddles and my penis tastes of raw cookie dough.

Then you are my kinda Guy !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My name is Bhav, and I'm the annoyingly cheeky Barman who comes with cake and chocolate

Did you say cake and chocolate...

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

My name is Enlivene and i'm the cherry on top of the cake

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I'm _asmeen

Fiery

Kind

Warm

Honest

Fun

Loyal

Great sense of humour

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By *uriousBiSiMan over a year ago

aldershot

My name is Lancer and I love a cuddle and chat after sex

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By *uriousBiSiMan over a year ago

aldershot

[Removed by poster at 23/09/20 18:51:12]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My name is IP and I've just got home from a day in Liverpool

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By *cousedave99Man over a year ago

premier inn, fleet

My name is dave,and i love licking pussy till she comes on my tongue

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm Jim, and I wrote this post.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

^ He's 1st class^

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By *uriousBiSiMan over a year ago

aldershot

My name is Si

I feel better about my self after reading through the “size” topic on here.

Apparently not all the girls on here like huge cocks.

Although you’d not believe that if you read the bios from around where I live.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My pseudonym is Rose;-) and I thrive on eating delusional fools for breakfast

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm Jim, and I wrote this post."

I thought you had PA!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My name is Sirius and I like to dance like nobody's watching when nobody's watching

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Our name is Yummycouple19 and we are getting rather excited as it's ONLY 93 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS!!!

(sorry but really not sorry)

My name is Anabelle and I'm depressed as it's ONLY 93 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS!!!

and I've been reminded

buuuut..... Its the most wonderful time of the year you know

sending you a early Xmas hug

Oooo OK. I'm a sucker for a hug

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"My name is Sirius and I like to dance like nobody's watching when nobody's watching

How great is it to do this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My name is Sirius and I like to dance like nobody's watching when nobody's watching

How great is it to do this

It's so liberating and fun

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By *assy69Man over a year ago

West Sussex and Wales

My name is Bassy, and I am knackered!!!

after 6 months having all My work at home I find I cannot “switch off” and am losing sleep churning it all over in my head through the night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My name is Hev and I dumped Charlie.....last November without telling him ...x"

I'm sure he's figured it out already. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My name is Randy and I'm a Handyman

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'm Jim, and I wrote this post."

Do you not have a man who does it for you.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"My pseudonym is Rose;-) and I thrive on eating delusional fools for breakfast

I’m fiddles I’m a delusional fool.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m Incan and I’m back in hell

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’m Incan and I’m back in hell

Oh crikey. You must have been bad in a previous life with the shit that’s come your way. x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m Incan and I’m back in hell

Oh crikey. You must have been bad in a previous life with the shit that’s come your way. x"

Been here too have you Fiddle?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’m Incan and I’m back in hell

Oh crikey. You must have been bad in a previous life with the shit that’s come your way. x

Been here too have you Fiddle?

There’s a long chain with my name on it somewhere.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m Incan and I’m back in hell

My name is Posh and I'm sending hugs to you in hell

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’m Incan and I’m back in hell

My name is Posh and I'm sending hugs to you in hell"

My name is fiddles and I’m burying my face between your legs.

Ooh err where did that come from

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m Incan and I’m back in hell

My name is Posh and I'm sending hugs to you in hell

My name is fiddles and I’m burying my face between your legs.

Ooh err where did that come from

I sent you the suggestion telepathically.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m Incan and I’m back in hell

My name is Posh and I'm sending hugs to you in hell"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My name is J and I was going to write a confession, then something funny, then something else but quite frankly there’s just too much to work out. So I my name is J and I am always the best me I can be.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

My name is Swing and it's what I do when I'm winning

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