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No im rubish..
Comparable to
that girl unenthusiastic handjob face.
When your dustbin gets emptied but the bin falls in the bin lorry.
A oven that packs up on xmas day.
A boat with a hole in.
Running out of fuel in rush hour traffic.
Stircase with missing steps.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No im rubish..
Comparable to
that girl unenthusiastic handjob face.
When your dustbin gets emptied but the bin falls in the bin lorry.
A oven that packs up on xmas day.
A boat with a hole in.
Running out of fuel in rush hour traffic.
Stircase with missing steps.
"
You missed off
'man that teases forum with cake talk but never delivers' ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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over a year ago
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I’d say 11/10 - depending on mood & person. Average it down to 8/10.
Guaranteed orgasms every time. But if the tension is there, you’ll more than likely become dickmatised.
‘Dicktrap’ was my nickname, they’d get it once & become trapped. Not good.... ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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over a year ago
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Regarding my own personal performance (and it is very personal) that's for others to judge. However, I have met the most incredible lady and while I wouldn't describe it in such basic terms, lets just say that even I have run out of superlatives... so I'm quite lucky. |
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"No im rubish..
Comparable to
that girl unenthusiastic handjob face.
When your dustbin gets emptied but the bin falls in the bin lorry.
A oven that packs up on xmas day.
A boat with a hole in.
Running out of fuel in rush hour traffic.
Stircase with missing steps.
"
My oven did pack up on xmas day long ago was funny cramming it in microwave x |
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over a year ago
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I can't remember... I think I wasn't bad but then again I don't sometimes even know where I am?
Oh and while I'm here can I have a pork pie and a book of stamps please..? ![](/icons/s/rolleyes.gif) |
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