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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well then
Fuck me I guess
What tune can you play op? 
Why thank you for asking
I have just mastered three blind mice "
Have you ever tried London's burning with a second vag.....? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well then
Fuck me I guess
What tune can you play op?
Why thank you for asking
I have just mastered three blind mice "
I am very impressed, and also really want to hear you play 3 blind mice now   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well then
Fuck me I guess
What tune can you play op?
Why thank you for asking
I have just mastered three blind mice
Have you ever tried London's burning with a second vag.....?"
No as I feel it is disrespectful |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well then
Fuck me I guess
What tune can you play op?
Why thank you for asking
I have just mastered three blind mice
I am very impressed, and also really want to hear you play 3 blind mice now "
I don’t play it. I whistle it. Please use the correct terminology when referring to my whistling vagina |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well then
Fuck me I guess
What tune can you play op?
Why thank you for asking
I have just mastered three blind mice
I am very impressed, and also really want to hear you play 3 blind mice now
I don’t play it. I whistle it. Please use the correct terminology when referring to my whistling vagina"
Sorry!  I will tbh though, I though vaginas only whispered |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well then
Fuck me I guess
What tune can you play op?
Why thank you for asking
I have just mastered three blind mice
I am very impressed, and also really want to hear you play 3 blind mice now
I don’t play it. I whistle it. Please use the correct terminology when referring to my whistling vagina
Sorry! I will tbh though, I though vaginas only whispered "
Only whispers?! Mate, my pussy gurgles cum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well then
Fuck me I guess
What tune can you play op?
Why thank you for asking
I have just mastered three blind mice
I am very impressed, and also really want to hear you play 3 blind mice now
I don’t play it. I whistle it. Please use the correct terminology when referring to my whistling vagina
Sorry! I will tbh though, I though vaginas only whispered
Only whispers?! Mate, my pussy gurgles cum"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I thought yours only whistled when you got very hot OP! I must have been mixing you up with a kettle! "
Both a kettle and my vagina can make a great cup of tea, so I can see why you’d confuse the pair of them |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
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"I thought yours only whistled when you got very hot OP! I must have been mixing you up with a kettle!
Both a kettle and my vagina can make a great cup of tea, so I can see why you’d confuse the pair of them "
Does it whistle when you go into tunnels too? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I thought yours only whistled when you got very hot OP! I must have been mixing you up with a kettle!
Both a kettle and my vagina can make a great cup of tea, so I can see why you’d confuse the pair of them
Does it whistle when you go into tunnels too? "
If my legs are open, yes |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
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"I thought yours only whistled when you got very hot OP! I must have been mixing you up with a kettle!
Both a kettle and my vagina can make a great cup of tea, so I can see why you’d confuse the pair of them
Does it whistle when you go into tunnels too?
If my legs are open, yes"
Ah! So that’s why it’s polite for a lady to keep her legs together when entering a tunnel, makes sense now! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I thought yours only whistled when you got very hot OP! I must have been mixing you up with a kettle!
Both a kettle and my vagina can make a great cup of tea, so I can see why you’d confuse the pair of them
Does it whistle when you go into tunnels too?
If my legs are open, yes
Ah! So that’s why it’s polite for a lady to keep her legs together when entering a tunnel, makes sense now! "
Everyday is a school day Vine x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is this anything like that Cock Fart method we all got introduced to? I'm still trying to master this method  "
No, I’m classy. My vagina whistles Mozart |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The closest Ive achieved was a small mouse like squeak.
Not the full on fart I was promised.
And definitely no Mozart.
I'd much prefer the Family Ness theme though |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
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"The closest Ive achieved was a small mouse like squeak.
Not the full on fart I was promised.
And definitely no Mozart.
I'd much prefer the Family Ness theme though "
Ah! The magic Thistle Whistles |
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