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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North

married?

I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up

Love and peace

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"married?

I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up

Love and peace "

Go on then. I'm not busy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No chance. I’ll keep my 100% of everything thanks.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"married?

I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up

Love and peace

Go on then. I'm not busy "

Registry office on Weds at 10?

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

No

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"No chance. I’ll keep my 100% of everything thanks. "

So very western woman like. Your kind make my blood boil

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"No"

Why?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No chance. I’ll keep my 100% of everything thanks.

So very western woman like. Your kind make my blood boil "

I’ll have 50% of yours though

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"married?

I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up

Love and peace

Go on then. I'm not busy

Registry office on Weds at 10? "

As long as you remind me to put the bins out after

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"No

Why? "

Because you ain't taking my house greedy

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"No chance. I’ll keep my 100% of everything thanks.

So very western woman like. Your kind make my blood boil

I’ll have 50% of yours though "

Well I’m only 50% of it in in future

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"married?

I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up

Love and peace

Go on then. I'm not busy

Registry office on Weds at 10?

As long as you remind me to put the bins out after "

It’s green bin this week

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"No

Why?

Because you ain't taking my house greedy "

I’ll just take your knickers instead

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"No

Why?

Because you ain't taking my house greedy

I’ll just take your knickers instead "

You already did

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"No

Why?

Because you ain't taking my house greedy

I’ll just take your knickers instead

You already did

"

I’ve got them on now. It’s been a very sweaty day

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"No

Why?

Because you ain't taking my house greedy

I’ll just take your knickers instead

You already did

I’ve got them on now. It’s been a very sweaty day "

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"married?

I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up

Love and peace "

You can have my tiger elephant and camel

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"married?

I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up

Love and peace

You can have my tiger elephant and camel "

I only want Geoff. You can keep the elephant and camel

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester

60% of Fuck all is Fuck all... lets do it.

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"married?

I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up

Love and peace

You can have my tiger elephant and camel

I only want Geoff. You can keep the elephant and camel "

I'm keeping tiger

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"married?

I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up

Love and peace

Go on then. I'm not busy

Registry office on Weds at 10?

As long as you remind me to put the bins out after

It’s green bin this week "

It is indeed. See you at 9.45 Wednesday, we should probably at least say hello before the ceremony.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I believe I qualify as a proud owner of a brown bin

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss

Well then, why not! But I think you'll find its blue bin tomorrow

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By *opsy RogersWoman  over a year ago

London


"married?

I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up

Love and peace "

60% of my worthless crap? Worth it for a clear out.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"married?

I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up

Love and peace

Go on then. I'm not busy

Registry office on Weds at 10?

As long as you remind me to put the bins out after

It’s green bin this week

It is indeed. See you at 9.45 Wednesday, we should probably at least say hello before the ceremony. "

Can I be bridesmaid?

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"married?

I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up

Love and peace

Go on then. I'm not busy

Registry office on Weds at 10?

As long as you remind me to put the bins out after

It’s green bin this week

It is indeed. See you at 9.45 Wednesday, we should probably at least say hello before the ceremony.

Can I be bridesmaid? "

Obvs. Orange top hat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"married?

I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up

Love and peace

Go on then. I'm not busy

Registry office on Weds at 10?

As long as you remind me to put the bins out after

It’s green bin this week

It is indeed. See you at 9.45 Wednesday, we should probably at least say hello before the ceremony.

Can I be bridesmaid?

Obvs. Orange top hat "

Of course and a green, candy-striped suit!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I would offer my marital conjugalational services but I have a bone in my leg and an aversion to confetti

Can we not just have the party???? With posh vol oo vents?

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"married?

I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up

Love and peace

Go on then. I'm not busy

Registry office on Weds at 10?

As long as you remind me to put the bins out after

It’s green bin this week

It is indeed. See you at 9.45 Wednesday, we should probably at least say hello before the ceremony.

Can I be bridesmaid?

Obvs. Orange top hat

Of course and a green, candy-striped suit! "

That's the one.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"60% of Fuck all is Fuck all... lets do it. "

It’s the principle though. I’ll be at the alter waiting

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"married?

I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up

Love and peace

You can have my tiger elephant and camel

I only want Geoff. You can keep the elephant and camel

I'm keeping tiger"

You can fuck right off, I’m getting my solicitor on the case, you’ve not heard the end of this

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas

Nah but I can bake you a cake

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"married?

I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up

Love and peace

Go on then. I'm not busy

Registry office on Weds at 10?

As long as you remind me to put the bins out after

It’s green bin this week

It is indeed. See you at 9.45 Wednesday, we should probably at least say hello before the ceremony. "

Blowy round the back of Lidl beforehand

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By *ockosaurusMan  over a year ago

Warwick


"married?

I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up

Love and peace "

What if she had massive debts?

Still want 60%

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I believe I qualify as a proud owner of a brown bin "

My has melted

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Well then, why not! But I think you'll find its blue bin tomorrow "

You are definitely colourblind

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"married?

I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up

Love and peace

60% of my worthless crap? Worth it for a clear out."

Married Wednesday divorced Thursday, winner

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I would offer my marital conjugalational services but I have a bone in my leg and an aversion to confetti

Can we not just have the party???? With posh vol oo vents?"

Yes, and soggy cheese butties

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"married?

I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up

Love and peace

You can have my tiger elephant and camel

I only want Geoff. You can keep the elephant and camel

I'm keeping tiger

You can fuck right off, I’m getting my solicitor on the case, you’ve not heard the end of this "

Hes mine

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Nah but I can bake you a cake "

How can I ever repay you?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"married?

I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up

Love and peace

What if she had massive debts?

Still want 60%"

I’d love a woman with massive debts

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"married?

I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up

Love and peace

You can have my tiger elephant and camel

I only want Geoff. You can keep the elephant and camel

I'm keeping tiger

You can fuck right off, I’m getting my solicitor on the case, you’ve not heard the end of this

Hes mine"

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss


"Well then, why not! But I think you'll find its blue bin tomorrow

You are definitely colourblind "

Well that's definitely the one my neighbour just put out

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"married?

I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up

Love and peace

Go on then. I'm not busy

Registry office on Weds at 10?

As long as you remind me to put the bins out after

It’s green bin this week

It is indeed. See you at 9.45 Wednesday, we should probably at least say hello before the ceremony.

Blowy round the back of Lidl beforehand "

Obvs....

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"married?

I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up

Love and peace

You can have my tiger elephant and camel

I only want Geoff. You can keep the elephant and camel

I'm keeping tiger

You can fuck right off, I’m getting my solicitor on the case, you’ve not heard the end of this

Hes mine

"

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Well then, why not! But I think you'll find its blue bin tomorrow

You are definitely colourblind

Well that's definitely the one my neighbour just put out "

How do you know they’re not colourblind

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I would offer my marital conjugalational services but I have a bone in my leg and an aversion to confetti

Can we not just have the party???? With posh vol oo vents?

Yes, and soggy cheese butties "

And they looked so appealing

Don't you go near my vol oo vents with that sticky stuff either

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I would offer my marital conjugalational services but I have a bone in my leg and an aversion to confetti

Can we not just have the party???? With posh vol oo vents?

Yes, and soggy cheese butties

And they looked so appealing

Don't you go near my vol oo vents with that sticky stuff either "

But the guests may like it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I would offer my marital conjugalational services but I have a bone in my leg and an aversion to confetti

Can we not just have the party???? With posh vol oo vents?

Yes, and soggy cheese butties

And they looked so appealing

Don't you go near my vol oo vents with that sticky stuff either

But the guests may like it? "

You mean we have to invite people???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"married?

I’ll consider all offers so long as I get a 60/40 of everything when it goes tits up

Love and peace "

Make sure you’re nuptials are in order first OP

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No chance. I’ll keep my 100% of everything thanks. "

Say it in a Texan accent

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

couldn't think of anything worse

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pffft I can’t even be bothered to marry my partner never mind anyone else

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

No

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I believe I qualify as a proud owner of a brown bin

My has melted "

Hahaha

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I would offer my marital conjugalational services but I have a bone in my leg and an aversion to confetti

Can we not just have the party???? With posh vol oo vents?

Yes, and soggy cheese butties

And they looked so appealing

Don't you go near my vol oo vents with that sticky stuff either

But the guests may like it?

You mean we have to invite people???

"

Park benches are prime real estate these days

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"couldn't think of anything worse "

It’s only for a day or two

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I still haven't forgiven you after bumping me

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I still haven't forgiven you after bumping me "

I’ll bump you again Mrs if you like

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman  over a year ago

The place where fairies live


"I believe I qualify as a proud owner of a brown bin "

Wow you must be rich! We have to pay extra for brown bins!

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