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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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was having a conversation with a friend and they suggested there were a million things u could with a spatula .........
any ideas? ..................   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well here is a 100 to start everybody off 
1. You could use a spatula for Spatula fights (a.k.a sparring)
2. You could use a spatula as a fly swatter
3. You could use a spatula as a mask
4. You could use a spatula for a catapult
5. You could use a spatula for splatting what ever needed to be splatted
6. If you were talented, you could juggle spatulas
7. You could use a spatula for delicatly pushing. For example, if there was a spider on the table and you wished for it to be removed, but you were an animal lover and you didn’t want to kill it, then you could use a spatula to delicately push it off of the table.
8. You could use it for mashing something that wasn’t food. And yes, mashing is different than splatting.
9. You could use spatulas to make a modern art sculpture
10. You could use a spatula as a dry wall scraper
11. You could use a spatula as a baton
12. You could use a spatula to scratch your back
13. You could use a spatula to reach for something that was under the couch
14. You could use a spatula as jewlery
15. You could give a spatula as a gift
16. You could make a spatula bomb
17. You could use a spatula for poking
18. You could use a spatula for scooping
19. You could use a spatula for Squishing
20. You could use a spatula for playing pick up sticks
21. You could use a spatula for playing spoons
22. You could use a spatula as a bat
23. You could use two spatulas as tongs
24. You could use a spatula for stirring
25. You could use a spatula as a toy
26. You could use a spatula as a bath tub toy
27. You could use a spatula for touching the cieling
28. You could use a spatula as an item in a scavenger hunt
29. You could make glasses out of spatulas
30. You could use a spatula to scrape snow off of your windsheild
31. You could use a spatula as a sifter
32. You could use a spatula to clean horse hooves
33. You could make a picture frame out of spatulas
34. You could use a spatula as a fan
35. You could use a spatula as an antannea
36. You could use two spatulas as fake antlers
37. You could make an alien costume out of spatulas
38. If you crash on a deserted island and all you have is a ton of spatulas, you could use the spatulas to write out SOS (This is also useful if you are being held captive in a spatula factory)
39. You could use a spatula to play fetch
40. You could use a spatula to keep the sun out of your eyes
41. You could use wooden spatulas to fuel a fire
42. You could burn a plastic spatula to annoy your enemies with the acrid scent
43. You could use a spatula as a Shovel
44. You could use a spatula to make a sun dial
45. You could build a fence out of spatulas
46. You could use a spatula as a play dough cutting tool
47. You could snap the top off of a spatula and use it as a hair brush
48. You could write answers on a spatula and use it to cheat on a test
49. You could take a spatula to a group of savages who didn’t know what it was. There’s always the possibility that they will worship it and you will become their supreme ruler of awesomeness.
50. You could use a spatula as a paddle
51. If you were bored, you could try to balance a spatula on your face
52. You could use a spatula as a tent stake
53. You could use a spatula to prop something up
54. You could use a spatula to support a plant
55. You could use a spatula to spank a naughty child
56. You could use a spatula as a Christmas tree topper
57. You could sell a spatula
58. You could use a spatula as a fake microphone, as people do with hairbrushes
59. If it were metallic, you could use a spatula as a mirror
60. You could use a spatula as a teething toy
61. You could use a metallic spatula to blind your enemies
62. You could use a spatula to deflect objects that were being thrown at you
63. You could use a spatula as a ping pong paddle substitute
64. You could use a spatula to hit a drum
65. You could use a spatula to throw at people
66. You could use a spatula to hit a gong
67. If you had really good balance, you could use a spatula as a sled
68. You could use a spatula as a lever
69. You could use a spatula as a splint
70. You could tape a spatula to a sign and use it to protest.
71. You could steal a spatula
72. You could use a spatula as a hammer
73. You could use a spatula as a pole when playing horse shoe
74. You could put a spatula in a time capsule
75. You could spell out Will You Marry Me with spatulas and use it as a wedding proposal
76. You could use spatulas to fork a yard
77. You could Trade a spatula
78. You could donate a spatula
79. You could use a spatula as a bird perch
80. You could use a spatula as a missile
81. You could use two spatulas to clap at a concert
82. You could make a spatula your team mascot
83. You could buy a spatula
84. You could dance with a spatula
85. You could Kiss a spatula
86. You could make a tic tac toe board out of spatulas
87. You could stop a fan that was running out of control with a spatula
88. You could paint a spatula
89. You could give a spatula as a prize
90. You could pass a spatula in a relay race
91. You could use a spatula as a snow man nose
92. You could use it as a stylus for a really big touch screen
93. You could trip somebody with a spatula
94. You could use it to make a mobile for a baby
95. You could use a spatula as a spare
96. You could use a spatula as a doll
97. You could make a weather vane out of spatulas
98. You could play a xylophone with a spatula
99. You could bury a spatula
100. You could use spatulas for model airplane propelers
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well here is a 100 to start everybody off
1. You could use a spatula for Spatula fights (a.k.a sparring)
2. You could use a spatula as a fly swatter
3. You could use a spatula as a mask
4. You could use a spatula for a catapult
5. You could use a spatula for splatting what ever needed to be splatted
6. If you were talented, you could juggle spatulas
7. You could use a spatula for delicatly pushing. For example, if there was a spider on the table and you wished for it to be removed, but you were an animal lover and you didn’t want to kill it, then you could use a spatula to delicately push it off of the table.
8. You could use it for mashing something that wasn’t food. And yes, mashing is different than splatting.
9. You could use spatulas to make a modern art sculpture
10. You could use a spatula as a dry wall scraper
11. You could use a spatula as a baton
12. You could use a spatula to scratch your back
13. You could use a spatula to reach for something that was under the couch
14. You could use a spatula as jewlery
15. You could give a spatula as a gift
16. You could make a spatula bomb
17. You could use a spatula for poking
18. You could use a spatula for scooping
19. You could use a spatula for Squishing
20. You could use a spatula for playing pick up sticks
21. You could use a spatula for playing spoons
22. You could use a spatula as a bat
23. You could use two spatulas as tongs
24. You could use a spatula for stirring
25. You could use a spatula as a toy
26. You could use a spatula as a bath tub toy
27. You could use a spatula for touching the cieling
28. You could use a spatula as an item in a scavenger hunt
29. You could make glasses out of spatulas
30. You could use a spatula to scrape snow off of your windsheild
31. You could use a spatula as a sifter
32. You could use a spatula to clean horse hooves
33. You could make a picture frame out of spatulas
34. You could use a spatula as a fan
35. You could use a spatula as an antannea
36. You could use two spatulas as fake antlers
37. You could make an alien costume out of spatulas
38. If you crash on a deserted island and all you have is a ton of spatulas, you could use the spatulas to write out SOS (This is also useful if you are being held captive in a spatula factory)
39. You could use a spatula to play fetch
40. You could use a spatula to keep the sun out of your eyes
41. You could use wooden spatulas to fuel a fire
42. You could burn a plastic spatula to annoy your enemies with the acrid scent
43. You could use a spatula as a Shovel
44. You could use a spatula to make a sun dial
45. You could build a fence out of spatulas
46. You could use a spatula as a play dough cutting tool
47. You could snap the top off of a spatula and use it as a hair brush
48. You could write answers on a spatula and use it to cheat on a test
49. You could take a spatula to a group of savages who didn’t know what it was. There’s always the possibility that they will worship it and you will become their supreme ruler of awesomeness.
50. You could use a spatula as a paddle
51. If you were bored, you could try to balance a spatula on your face
52. You could use a spatula as a tent stake
53. You could use a spatula to prop something up
54. You could use a spatula to support a plant
55. You could use a spatula to spank a naughty child
56. You could use a spatula as a Christmas tree topper
57. You could sell a spatula
58. You could use a spatula as a fake microphone, as people do with hairbrushes
59. If it were metallic, you could use a spatula as a mirror
60. You could use a spatula as a teething toy
61. You could use a metallic spatula to blind your enemies
62. You could use a spatula to deflect objects that were being thrown at you
63. You could use a spatula as a ping pong paddle substitute
64. You could use a spatula to hit a drum
65. You could use a spatula to throw at people
66. You could use a spatula to hit a gong
67. If you had really good balance, you could use a spatula as a sled
68. You could use a spatula as a lever
69. You could use a spatula as a splint
70. You could tape a spatula to a sign and use it to protest.
71. You could steal a spatula
72. You could use a spatula as a hammer
73. You could use a spatula as a pole when playing horse shoe
74. You could put a spatula in a time capsule
75. You could spell out Will You Marry Me with spatulas and use it as a wedding proposal
76. You could use spatulas to fork a yard
77. You could Trade a spatula
78. You could donate a spatula
79. You could use a spatula as a bird perch
80. You could use a spatula as a missile
81. You could use two spatulas to clap at a concert
82. You could make a spatula your team mascot
83. You could buy a spatula
84. You could dance with a spatula
85. You could Kiss a spatula
86. You could make a tic tac toe board out of spatulas
87. You could stop a fan that was running out of control with a spatula
88. You could paint a spatula
89. You could give a spatula as a prize
90. You could pass a spatula in a relay race
91. You could use a spatula as a snow man nose
92. You could use it as a stylus for a really big touch screen
93. You could trip somebody with a spatula
94. You could use it to make a mobile for a baby
95. You could use a spatula as a spare
96. You could use a spatula as a doll
97. You could make a weather vane out of spatulas
98. You could play a xylophone with a spatula
99. You could bury a spatula
100. You could use spatulas for model airplane propelers
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"are all these tried and tested recommnedations? lol
well apart from number 16 not quite worked out how on that one yet  "
I was thinking that one was the recepticle for firing the bomb ... |
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By *arsesCouple
over a year ago
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"Well here is a 100 to start everybody off
1. You could use a spatula for Spatula fights (a.k.a sparring)
2. You could use a spatula as a fly swatter
3. You could use a spatula as a mask
4. You could use a spatula for a catapult
5. You could use a spatula for splatting what ever needed to be splatted
6. If you were talented, you could juggle spatulas
7. You could use a spatula for delicatly pushing. For example, if there was a spider on the table and you wished for it to be removed, but you were an animal lover and you didn’t want to kill it, then you could use a spatula to delicately push it off of the table.
8. You could use it for mashing something that wasn’t food. And yes, mashing is different than splatting.
9. You could use spatulas to make a modern art sculpture
10. You could use a spatula as a dry wall scraper
11. You could use a spatula as a baton
12. You could use a spatula to scratch your back
13. You could use a spatula to reach for something that was under the couch
14. You could use a spatula as jewlery
15. You could give a spatula as a gift
16. You could make a spatula bomb
17. You could use a spatula for poking
18. You could use a spatula for scooping
19. You could use a spatula for Squishing
20. You could use a spatula for playing pick up sticks
21. You could use a spatula for playing spoons
22. You could use a spatula as a bat
23. You could use two spatulas as tongs
24. You could use a spatula for stirring
25. You could use a spatula as a toy
26. You could use a spatula as a bath tub toy
27. You could use a spatula for touching the cieling
28. You could use a spatula as an item in a scavenger hunt
29. You could make glasses out of spatulas
30. You could use a spatula to scrape snow off of your windsheild
31. You could use a spatula as a sifter
32. You could use a spatula to clean horse hooves
33. You could make a picture frame out of spatulas
34. You could use a spatula as a fan
35. You could use a spatula as an antannea
36. You could use two spatulas as fake antlers
37. You could make an alien costume out of spatulas
38. If you crash on a deserted island and all you have is a ton of spatulas, you could use the spatulas to write out SOS (This is also useful if you are being held captive in a spatula factory)
39. You could use a spatula to play fetch
40. You could use a spatula to keep the sun out of your eyes
41. You could use wooden spatulas to fuel a fire
42. You could burn a plastic spatula to annoy your enemies with the acrid scent
43. You could use a spatula as a Shovel
44. You could use a spatula to make a sun dial
45. You could build a fence out of spatulas
46. You could use a spatula as a play dough cutting tool
47. You could snap the top off of a spatula and use it as a hair brush
48. You could write answers on a spatula and use it to cheat on a test
49. You could take a spatula to a group of savages who didn’t know what it was. There’s always the possibility that they will worship it and you will become their supreme ruler of awesomeness.
50. You could use a spatula as a paddle
51. If you were bored, you could try to balance a spatula on your face
52. You could use a spatula as a tent stake
53. You could use a spatula to prop something up
54. You could use a spatula to support a plant
55. You could use a spatula to spank a naughty child
56. You could use a spatula as a Christmas tree topper
57. You could sell a spatula
58. You could use a spatula as a fake microphone, as people do with hairbrushes
59. If it were metallic, you could use a spatula as a mirror
60. You could use a spatula as a teething toy
61. You could use a metallic spatula to blind your enemies
62. You could use a spatula to deflect objects that were being thrown at you
63. You could use a spatula as a ping pong paddle substitute
64. You could use a spatula to hit a drum
65. You could use a spatula to throw at people
66. You could use a spatula to hit a gong
67. If you had really good balance, you could use a spatula as a sled
68. You could use a spatula as a lever
69. You could use a spatula as a splint
70. You could tape a spatula to a sign and use it to protest.
71. You could steal a spatula
72. You could use a spatula as a hammer
73. You could use a spatula as a pole when playing horse shoe
74. You could put a spatula in a time capsule
75. You could spell out Will You Marry Me with spatulas and use it as a wedding proposal
76. You could use spatulas to fork a yard
77. You could Trade a spatula
78. You could donate a spatula
79. You could use a spatula as a bird perch
80. You could use a spatula as a missile
81. You could use two spatulas to clap at a concert
82. You could make a spatula your team mascot
83. You could buy a spatula
84. You could dance with a spatula
85. You could Kiss a spatula
86. You could make a tic tac toe board out of spatulas
87. You could stop a fan that was running out of control with a spatula
88. You could paint a spatula
89. You could give a spatula as a prize
90. You could pass a spatula in a relay race
91. You could use a spatula as a snow man nose
92. You could use it as a stylus for a really big touch screen
93. You could trip somebody with a spatula
94. You could use it to make a mobile for a baby
95. You could use a spatula as a spare
96. You could use a spatula as a doll
97. You could make a weather vane out of spatulas
98. You could play a xylophone with a spatula
99. You could bury a spatula
100. You could use spatulas for model airplane propelers
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