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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

You know those moods where your not quite sure what's wrong but everything is going to annoy/upset you? Yeah, I'm in one of them, along with being rather sarky and snipy.

Sooo, yeah.....I may be a bit of a cow today #sorrynotsorry

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

I shall send you some cud to chew.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You know those moods where your not quite sure what's wrong but everything is going to annoy/upset you? Yeah, I'm in one of them, along with being rather sarky and snipy.

Sooo, yeah.....I may be a bit of a cow today #sorrynotsorry"

Im in that club this morning also hun..

I can feel myself frowning and growling at everyone.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"You know those moods where your not quite sure what's wrong but everything is going to annoy/upset you? Yeah, I'm in one of them, along with being rather sarky and snipy.

Sooo, yeah.....I may be a bit of a cow today #sorrynotsorry"

Moooooo

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sparkles did you know that Forcing a Smile Actually Makes You Happier

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You know those moods where your not quite sure what's wrong but everything is going to annoy/upset you? Yeah, I'm in one of them, along with being rather sarky and snipy.

Sooo, yeah.....I may be a bit of a cow today #sorrynotsorry"

It's a bit silly to take your mood out on people that it's not related to

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This is me today. The next person to talk to me may get their head ripped off

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You know those moods where your not quite sure what's wrong but everything is going to annoy/upset you? Yeah, I'm in one of them, along with being rather sarky and snipy.

Sooo, yeah.....I may be a bit of a cow today #sorrynotsorry"

Oooh, you making a habit of this. It will pass. Keep smiling

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Have you had me this morning then ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I shall send you some cud to chew. "

Can always rely on you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"This is me today. The next person to talk to me may get their head ripped off "

Do it!!! I'll happily help

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

O dear

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just avoid the others and all will be well in the world

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sparkles did you know that Forcing a Smile Actually Makes You Happier "

I'm smiling, it's just a "I'm plotting shit in my head and no one knows what" smile rather than a rainbows and glitter smile

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"You know those moods where your not quite sure what's wrong but everything is going to annoy/upset you? Yeah, I'm in one of them, along with being rather sarky and snipy.

Sooo, yeah.....I may be a bit of a cow today #sorrynotsorry

It's a bit silly to take your mood out on people that it's not related to "

It shows how our brains interpret things differently.

My brain translated that to:

I'm not in the mood to be fluffing the pillows of morons, so if you behave like a dickhead, my usual polite nature and blind eye turning for the sake of peace keeping has been sidelined.

I won't be apologising if you feel my wrath, as you were given a heads up that twatness will not go without consequence until my mood is lifted.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I had a grump yesterday morning

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"I had a trump yesterday morning "

Morning farts can be lethal ya filthy moo

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I had a grump yesterday morning "

Really ??

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I had a trump yesterday morning

Morning farts can be lethal ya filthy moo "

only you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You know those moods where your not quite sure what's wrong but everything is going to annoy/upset you? Yeah, I'm in one of them, along with being rather sarky and snipy.

Sooo, yeah.....I may be a bit of a cow today #sorrynotsorry

It's a bit silly to take your mood out on people that it's not related to

It shows how our brains interpret things differently.

My brain translated that to:

I'm not in the mood to be fluffing the pillows of morons, so if you behave like a dickhead, my usual polite nature and blind eye turning for the sake of peace keeping has been sidelined.

I won't be apologising if you feel my wrath, as you were given a heads up that twatness will not go without consequence until my mood is lifted.

"

She gets it, which helps when I can't be arsed to explain anymore than i have.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I had a trump yesterday morning

Morning farts can be lethal ya filthy moo "

The dog is proving that

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I had a grump yesterday morning

Really ?? "

Yep. And I liked it

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"I had a grump yesterday morning

Really ??

Yep. And I liked it "

oooooo, I see what's happening here

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By *tephanjMan  over a year ago

Kettering

I have a grump that really winding me up today. It's to do with this rule of 6,my neighbours are breaking this rule and I can't make my mind up whether to report it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You know those moods where your not quite sure what's wrong but everything is going to annoy/upset you? Yeah, I'm in one of them, along with being rather sarky and snipy.

Sooo, yeah.....I may be a bit of a cow today #sorrynotsorry

It's a bit silly to take your mood out on people that it's not related to

It shows how our brains interpret things differently.

My brain translated that to:

I'm not in the mood to be fluffing the pillows of morons, so if you behave like a dickhead, my usual polite nature and blind eye turning for the sake of peace keeping has been sidelined.

I won't be apologising if you feel my wrath, as you were given a heads up that twatness will not go without consequence until my mood is lifted.

She gets it, which helps when I can't be arsed to explain anymore than i have. "

I find it a poor excuse for bad behaviour

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I had a grump yesterday morning

Really ??

Yep. And I liked it

oooooo, I see what's happening here "

Wha?

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"You know those moods where your not quite sure what's wrong but everything is going to annoy/upset you? Yeah, I'm in one of them, along with being rather sarky and snipy.

Sooo, yeah.....I may be a bit of a cow today #sorrynotsorry

It's a bit silly to take your mood out on people that it's not related to

It shows how our brains interpret things differently.

My brain translated that to:

I'm not in the mood to be fluffing the pillows of morons, so if you behave like a dickhead, my usual polite nature and blind eye turning for the sake of peace keeping has been sidelined.

I won't be apologising if you feel my wrath, as you were given a heads up that twatness will not go without consequence until my mood is lifted.

She gets it, which helps when I can't be arsed to explain anymore than i have.

I find it a poor excuse for bad behaviour

"

A poor excuse is an excellent reason

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

See my profile pic

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"See my profile pic "

I like it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You know those moods where your not quite sure what's wrong but everything is going to annoy/upset you? Yeah, I'm in one of them, along with being rather sarky and snipy.

Sooo, yeah.....I may be a bit of a cow today #sorrynotsorry

It's a bit silly to take your mood out on people that it's not related to

It shows how our brains interpret things differently.

My brain translated that to:

I'm not in the mood to be fluffing the pillows of morons, so if you behave like a dickhead, my usual polite nature and blind eye turning for the sake of peace keeping has been sidelined.

I won't be apologising if you feel my wrath, as you were given a heads up that twatness will not go without consequence until my mood is lifted.

She gets it, which helps when I can't be arsed to explain anymore than i have.

I find it a poor excuse for bad behaviour

"

How nice for you, I find it cathartic

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"See my profile pic

I like it "

If it has helped make things even the tiniest bit better then your welcome

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"You know those moods where your not quite sure what's wrong but everything is going to annoy/upset you? Yeah, I'm in one of them, along with being rather sarky and snipy.

Sooo, yeah.....I may be a bit of a cow today #sorrynotsorry

It's a bit silly to take your mood out on people that it's not related to

It shows how our brains interpret things differently.

My brain translated that to:

I'm not in the mood to be fluffing the pillows of morons, so if you behave like a dickhead, my usual polite nature and blind eye turning for the sake of peace keeping has been sidelined.

I won't be apologising if you feel my wrath, as you were given a heads up that twatness will not go without consequence until my mood is lifted.

She gets it, which helps when I can't be arsed to explain anymore than i have.

I find it a poor excuse for bad behaviour

"

Ah, see you DO get it, your calling out on finding it a poor excuse for bad behaviour is exactly what we're saying.

Under normal circumstances ole Sparky wouldn't mention anything, just ignore it. But on days like today when pateince and tolerance is lacking it'll be called out.

You nailed it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You know those moods where your not quite sure what's wrong but everything is going to annoy/upset you? Yeah, I'm in one of them, along with being rather sarky and snipy.

Sooo, yeah.....I may be a bit of a cow today #sorrynotsorry"

Sending hugs lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You know those moods where your not quite sure what's wrong but everything is going to annoy/upset you? Yeah, I'm in one of them, along with being rather sarky and snipy.

Sooo, yeah.....I may be a bit of a cow today #sorrynotsorry

Sending hugs lovely "

hugs are appreciated, twat bats are more useful though and I think I've broken the last of mine, do you have a spare?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You know those moods where your not quite sure what's wrong but everything is going to annoy/upset you? Yeah, I'm in one of them, along with being rather sarky and snipy.

Sooo, yeah.....I may be a bit of a cow today #sorrynotsorry

Sending hugs lovely

hugs are appreciated, twat bats are more useful though and I think I've broken the last of mine, do you have a spare? "

I have never had one to begin with. But I have a staff from karate you can borrow if you like?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You know those moods where your not quite sure what's wrong but everything is going to annoy/upset you? Yeah, I'm in one of them, along with being rather sarky and snipy.

Sooo, yeah.....I may be a bit of a cow today #sorrynotsorry"

Me too my darling. I’m going to force myself into overly cheery mode for everyone else’s sake, when inside I’m screaming “fuck you universe!”

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"You know those moods where your not quite sure what's wrong but everything is going to annoy/upset you? Yeah, I'm in one of them, along with being rather sarky and snipy.

Sooo, yeah.....I may be a bit of a cow today #sorrynotsorry

Me too my darling. I’m going to force myself into overly cheery mode for everyone else’s sake, when inside I’m screaming “fuck you universe!” "

Sparkles has had most of my comedy this morning to cheer her up. Can I interest you in a virtual squish?

And I'm making twat bats for everyone!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have a grump. Can you tell

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You know those moods where your not quite sure what's wrong but everything is going to annoy/upset you? Yeah, I'm in one of them, along with being rather sarky and snipy.

Sooo, yeah.....I may be a bit of a cow today #sorrynotsorry

Me too my darling. I’m going to force myself into overly cheery mode for everyone else’s sake, when inside I’m screaming “fuck you universe!” "

I'm not even forcing it, although wonderful friends are definitely helping bring a smile to my face. My head is on its own planet plotting evil things to anyone who crosses me. There's an upside to looking angelic

Loud, shouty music is the way forward. It helps!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You know those moods where your not quite sure what's wrong but everything is going to annoy/upset you? Yeah, I'm in one of them, along with being rather sarky and snipy.

Sooo, yeah.....I may be a bit of a cow today #sorrynotsorry

Sending hugs lovely

hugs are appreciated, twat bats are more useful though and I think I've broken the last of mine, do you have a spare?

I have never had one to begin with. But I have a staff from karate you can borrow if you like?"

It will do temporarily, thank you.

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Oh no! Hope your day gets better

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Think I'm gonna avoid this thread - might get my head ripped off.

Surprisingly I'm in a very up beat mood - especially after the week I've had

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I had a grump yesterday morning

Really ??

Yep. And I liked it

oooooo, I see what's happening here "

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By *assing Fancies xCouple  over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Can't beat having a bitchy head day get rid of the pent up crap you need to get rid of although I normally start feeling guilty about how I've been all day when I'm laid in the bath about 6pm then I have to start creeping and saying "I'm sooooooooowry" a lot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I know those days very well. I usually find walking the dogs or doing some gardening helps to clear the mood.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh no! Hope your day gets better "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Think I'm gonna avoid this thread - might get my head ripped off.

Surprisingly I'm in a very up beat mood - especially after the week I've had "

Are you planning on being a twat? If not, your safe.

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By *oo32Man  over a year ago

tipperary


"You know those moods where your not quite sure what's wrong but everything is going to annoy/upset you? Yeah, I'm in one of them, along with being rather sarky and snipy.

Sooo, yeah.....I may be a bit of a cow today #sorrynotsorry"

Woke up today....and the mood was....meh....f##k this....I went for a walk and listened/sang along to some music...and I'm feeling a lot better....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can't beat having a bitchy head day get rid of the pent up crap you need to get rid of although I normally start feeling guilty about how I've been all day when I'm laid in the bath about 6pm then I have to start creeping and saying "I'm sooooooooowry" a lot "

Hehe! Although I don't do the whole creeping thing. Well, I used to with my dad if I was a complete cow to him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I know those days very well. I usually find walking the dogs or doing some gardening helps to clear the mood."

I may drag the kids out for a walk.

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By *ig1gaz1Man  over a year ago

bradford

Sometimes poking that hornets nest is ok, though just depends on how far you poke.

Yes I do poke that hornets most of the time, Even head gets ripped off but at least I will get you to smile.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You know those moods where your not quite sure what's wrong but everything is going to annoy/upset you? Yeah, I'm in one of them, along with being rather sarky and snipy.

Sooo, yeah.....I may be a bit of a cow today #sorrynotsorry

Me too my darling. I’m going to force myself into overly cheery mode for everyone else’s sake, when inside I’m screaming “fuck you universe!”

Sparkles has had most of my comedy this morning to cheer her up. Can I interest you in a virtual squish?

And I'm making twat bats for everyone! "

I do love your virtual squishes my lovely!

What is a twat bat?

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"You know those moods where your not quite sure what's wrong but everything is going to annoy/upset you? Yeah, I'm in one of them, along with being rather sarky and snipy.

Sooo, yeah.....I may be a bit of a cow today #sorrynotsorry

Me too my darling. I’m going to force myself into overly cheery mode for everyone else’s sake, when inside I’m screaming “fuck you universe!”

Sparkles has had most of my comedy this morning to cheer her up. Can I interest you in a virtual squish?

And I'm making twat bats for everyone!

I do love your virtual squishes my lovely!

What is a twat bat? "

It's a bat to hit a twat with. Obvs!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I know those days very well. I usually find walking the dogs or doing some gardening helps to clear the mood.

I may drag the kids out for a walk. "

The suns out here and it is pleasantly warm so a good day for a walk

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You know those moods where your not quite sure what's wrong but everything is going to annoy/upset you? Yeah, I'm in one of them, along with being rather sarky and snipy.

Sooo, yeah.....I may be a bit of a cow today #sorrynotsorry

Me too my darling. I’m going to force myself into overly cheery mode for everyone else’s sake, when inside I’m screaming “fuck you universe!”

Sparkles has had most of my comedy this morning to cheer her up. Can I interest you in a virtual squish?

And I'm making twat bats for everyone!

I do love your virtual squishes my lovely!

What is a twat bat?

It's a bat to hit a twat with. Obvs! "

Obviously!! Duh...

Now I just need to find an appropriate twat to whack

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You know those moods where your not quite sure what's wrong but everything is going to annoy/upset you? Yeah, I'm in one of them, along with being rather sarky and snipy.

Sooo, yeah.....I may be a bit of a cow today #sorrynotsorry

Me too my darling. I’m going to force myself into overly cheery mode for everyone else’s sake, when inside I’m screaming “fuck you universe!”

Sparkles has had most of my comedy this morning to cheer her up. Can I interest you in a virtual squish?

And I'm making twat bats for everyone!

I do love your virtual squishes my lovely!

What is a twat bat?

It's a bat to hit a twat with. Obvs!

Obviously!! Duh...

Now I just need to find an appropriate twat to whack "

I highly doubt you'll have to look far, tis Fab after all

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"You know those moods where your not quite sure what's wrong but everything is going to annoy/upset you? Yeah, I'm in one of them, along with being rather sarky and snipy.

Sooo, yeah.....I may be a bit of a cow today #sorrynotsorry

Me too my darling. I’m going to force myself into overly cheery mode for everyone else’s sake, when inside I’m screaming “fuck you universe!”

Sparkles has had most of my comedy this morning to cheer her up. Can I interest you in a virtual squish?

And I'm making twat bats for everyone!

I do love your virtual squishes my lovely!

What is a twat bat?

It's a bat to hit a twat with. Obvs!

Obviously!! Duh...

Now I just need to find an appropriate twat to whack "

You can thwack me

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