You know, the male version of Babestation.
How many of the ladies would phone up if the line up was just blokes from the lounge shaking their booty’s whilst beckoning you to ‘call me’?
Love and peace  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
 |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"You know, the male version of Babestation.
How many of the ladies would phone up if the line up was just blokes from the lounge shaking their booty’s whilst beckoning you to ‘call me’?
Love and peace "
Why when I have your phone number?  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"You know, the male version of Babestation.
How many of the ladies would phone up if the line up was just blokes from the lounge shaking their booty’s whilst beckoning you to ‘call me’?
Love and peace
Why when I have your phone number? "
But you don’t see me shaking my twanger though  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"You know, the male version of Babestation.
How many of the ladies would phone up if the line up was just blokes from the lounge shaking their booty’s whilst beckoning you to ‘call me’?
Love and peace
Why when I have your phone number?
But you don’t see me shaking my twanger though "
I do on video call  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"How much is the phone line per minute? If I cum in under 30 seconds do I get half my money back? "
We won’t charge by the minute, we’ll do it on a monthly contract rather like your mobile phone. We’ll then get you to pay through the nose when you try and cancel your contract  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"How much is the phone line per minute? If I cum in under 30 seconds do I get half my money back?
I like crunchies 
Would you like a bite?  "
Yes, I’d like to bite the end off  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"How much is the phone line per minute? If I cum in under 30 seconds do I get half my money back?
We won’t charge by the minute, we’ll do it on a monthly contract rather like your mobile phone. We’ll then get you to pay through the nose when you try and cancel your contract "
You sir are a smart cookie  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"How much is the phone line per minute? If I cum in under 30 seconds do I get half my money back?
I like crunchies
Would you like a bite?
Yes, I’d like to bite the end off "
I winced a little when I read this, then I got a stiffy |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I think I'd sit naked in a big armchair and read stories to people.
Like an adult Jackanory 
Would you lick the tip to help turn the pages over?  "
You just can't do it. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I think I'd sit naked in a big armchair and read stories to people.
Like an adult Jackanory
Would you lick the tip to help turn the pages over?
You just can't do it. "
Do you get close enough though that you can feel the warmth from it?  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I think I'd sit naked in a big armchair and read stories to people.
Like an adult Jackanory
Would you lick the tip to help turn the pages over? "
I would!  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"How much is the phone line per minute? If I cum in under 30 seconds do I get half my money back?
I like crunchies
Would you like a bite?
Yes, I’d like to bite the end off
I winced a little when I read this, then I got a stiffy "
Did the chocolate crack |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"His Freeview is clogged up. ^
They really want me to watch it. Talk about desperate. "
To be fair, ITV really want you to watch too. You don't get more desperate than Piers Morgan. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"His Freeview is clogged up. ^
We need some
Unclogger
^
I don't, I love Babestation.
This is bloke station try next door
Sorry.
For what "
Being at the wrong station. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I think I'd sit naked in a big armchair and read stories to people.
Like an adult Jackanory
Would you lick the tip to help turn the pages over?
I would!
This does not surprise me "
Oi! Although fair... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I think I'd sit naked in a big armchair and read stories to people.
Like an adult Jackanory
Would you lick the tip to help turn the pages over?
I would!
This does not surprise me
Oi! Although fair... "
I’m shaking my ass at the screen for you |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I think I'd sit naked in a big armchair and read stories to people.
Like an adult Jackanory
Would you lick the tip to help turn the pages over?
I would!
This does not surprise me
Oi! Although fair...
I’m shaking my ass at the screen for you "
Video call? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I think I'd sit naked in a big armchair and read stories to people.
Like an adult Jackanory
Would you lick the tip to help turn the pages over?
I would!
This does not surprise me
Oi! Although fair...
I’m shaking my ass at the screen for you
Video call? "
£12 per minute |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I think I'd sit naked in a big armchair and read stories to people.
Like an adult Jackanory
Would you lick the tip to help turn the pages over?
I would!
This does not surprise me
Oi! Although fair...
I’m shaking my ass at the screen for you
Video call?
£12 per minute "
You got cheap! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I think I'd sit naked in a big armchair and read stories to people.
Like an adult Jackanory
Would you lick the tip to help turn the pages over?
I would!
This does not surprise me
Oi! Although fair...
I’m shaking my ass at the screen for you
Video call?
£12 per minute
You got cheap! "
COVID, times are hard |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
First story is tonight. It's a tale of intrigue and espionage. Of a love that dare not tell it's tale.
Tonight, I'll be reading the first chapter of....
"My mate fancies you" |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I think I'd sit naked in a big armchair and read stories to people.
Like an adult Jackanory
Would you lick the tip to help turn the pages over?
I would!
This does not surprise me
Oi! Although fair...
I’m shaking my ass at the screen for you
Video call?
£12 per minute
You got cheap!
COVID, times are hard "
As long as you also are |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"First story is tonight. It's a tale of intrigue and espionage. Of a love that dare not tell it's tale.
Tonight, I'll be reading the first chapter of....
"My mate fancies you" "
Dear god. Long tale that one! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"First story is tonight. It's a tale of intrigue and espionage. Of a love that dare not tell it's tale.
Tonight, I'll be reading the first chapter of....
"My mate fancies you"
Dear god. Long tale that one! "
It's longer than War and Peace. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"First story is tonight. It's a tale of intrigue and espionage. Of a love that dare not tell it's tale.
Tonight, I'll be reading the first chapter of....
"My mate fancies you"
Dear god. Long tale that one!
It's longer than War and Peace. "
With you reading it it'll be well worth it |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"First story is tonight. It's a tale of intrigue and espionage. Of a love that dare not tell it's tale.
Tonight, I'll be reading the first chapter of....
"My mate fancies you"
Dear god. Long tale that one!
It's longer than War and Peace.
With you reading it it'll be well worth it "
I'll have you all asleep in seconds. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"First story is tonight. It's a tale of intrigue and espionage. Of a love that dare not tell it's tale.
Tonight, I'll be reading the first chapter of....
"My mate fancies you"
Dear god. Long tale that one!
It's longer than War and Peace.
With you reading it it'll be well worth it
I'll have you all asleep in seconds. "
I do need something to help me sleep.... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"First story is tonight. It's a tale of intrigue and espionage. Of a love that dare not tell it's tale.
Tonight, I'll be reading the first chapter of....
"My mate fancies you"
Dear god. Long tale that one! "
At £14.99 per minute this guy will make a killing |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"First story is tonight. It's a tale of intrigue and espionage. Of a love that dare not tell it's tale.
Tonight, I'll be reading the first chapter of....
"My mate fancies you"
Dear god. Long tale that one!
At £14.99 per minute this guy will make a killing "
Quick.... Become his agent and take 20% |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"First story is tonight. It's a tale of intrigue and espionage. Of a love that dare not tell it's tale.
Tonight, I'll be reading the first chapter of....
"My mate fancies you"
Dear god. Long tale that one!
At £14.99 per minute this guy will make a killing
Quick.... Become his agent and take 20%"
Why d’ya think I’m plugging this |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"First story is tonight. It's a tale of intrigue and espionage. Of a love that dare not tell it's tale.
Tonight, I'll be reading the first chapter of....
"My mate fancies you"
Dear god. Long tale that one!
At £14.99 per minute this guy will make a killing
Quick.... Become his agent and take 20%
Why d’ya think I’m plugging this "
Should have known! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
