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By *naswingdress OP   Woman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

What would you most like to find out?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do bees have knees.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The next lotto numbers.

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By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

was it the chicken first?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What happened to that pencil I put up my bum in 1995

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Where exactly is Lord Lukan.

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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When will the second lockdown start?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why did they have to cancel Firefly?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

when will a certain someone Ask a certain question.

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"when will a certain someone Ask a certain question. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What was before the universe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What was before the universe"

The first chorus

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"Where exactly is Lord Lukan."

He's riding Shergar across Atlantis

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By *ax1971Man  over a year ago

St helens


"was it the chicken first?"

I ordered a chicken and eggs from Amazon and the egg came 1st... lol...z

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By *akjourneyMan  over a year ago

Weston

Why would a woodpecker chuck wood if a woodpecker could chuck wood?

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle

What did dinosaurs really look and sound like

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By *argaryen starkCouple  over a year ago

pinxton

When will they begin the beguine ?

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By *akjourneyMan  over a year ago

Weston


"What did dinosaurs really look and sound like "

Ive seen the land before time so I know the answer

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"was it the chicken first?"

I really fancy chicken now

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss

What really happened to Atlantis

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When will the aliens complete their takeover of Earth ?

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By *am4youMan  over a year ago

gillingham

Why do we have to work to make a living?

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By *akjourneyMan  over a year ago

Weston


"When will the aliens complete their takeover of Earth ? "

Walking around my town it looks like they have

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Should unborn babies be made to wear face masks ?

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"What did dinosaurs really look and sound like

Ive seen the land before time so I know the answer"

You mean they look like badly drawn cartoons

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By *orbidden eastMan  over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Why do kangaroos hop?

Why can’t they just walk?

Hmmm indeed...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What do Cats really think of their personal staff?

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"was it the chicken first?"
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No, it was the egg. If evolution is a thing the first chicken would have hatched from an egg of the previous bird in the evolutionary process. I think

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"What was before the universe"

Don't! That makes my brain ache

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

If I eat 3,500 extra calories today when will the 1lb show on the scales?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If I eat 3,500 extra calories today when will the 1lb show on the scales?"

You have 24 hours to complete a half marathon...

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By *exyLeeLeeWoman  over a year ago

leeds

Why do men slow down when they are coming. Like with a woman.

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By *rAitchMan  over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When does a hill become a mountain?

When does a pebble become a member rock?

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"If I eat 3,500 extra calories today when will the 1lb show on the scales?

You have 24 hours to complete a half marathon..."

Nah, I'll take the 1 lb

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What is the question if smarties have the answer?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Whatever enabled the world to exist ..what enabled them or that to exist..it is emdless.

Who created what created Earth. How did it exist..wish I was Superman.

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Why do kangaroos hop?

Why can’t they just walk?

Hmmm indeed..."

Maybe they do when nobody's looking

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"was it the chicken first?,

No, it was the egg. If evolution is a thing the first chicken would have hatched from an egg of the previous bird in the evolutionary process. I think "

Birds are descended from reptiles, so it was the egg first

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How come Rice Krispie Squares are rectangular?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"What would you most like to find out?"

Your postcode

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"was it the chicken first?,

No, it was the egg. If evolution is a thing the first chicken would have hatched from an egg of the previous bird in the evolutionary process. I think

Birds are descended from reptiles, so it was the egg first "

Are they! I wonder if the scales on their legs are a throw back?

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"What would you most like to find out?

Your postcode "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"What would you most like to find out?

Your postcode

"

You know me

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"was it the chicken first?,

No, it was the egg. If evolution is a thing the first chicken would have hatched from an egg of the previous bird in the evolutionary process. I think

Birds are descended from reptiles, so it was the egg first

Are they! I wonder if the scales on their legs are a throw back?"

I used to have a budgie called Terry, short for Pterodactyl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why do hot dog buns come in packages of 6 while hot dogs come in jars of 8?

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple  over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)


"What was before the universe

The first chorus "

Doesn't the first chorus come after the first verse?

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas

Why McDonalds stopped making a Caramel sundae

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Why McDonalds stopped making a Caramel sundae "

I know innit !!!! Cunts

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why McDonalds stopped making a Caramel sundae "

This!!

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"was it the chicken first?,

No, it was the egg. If evolution is a thing the first chicken would have hatched from an egg of the previous bird in the evolutionary process. I think

Birds are descended from reptiles, so it was the egg first

Are they! I wonder if the scales on their legs are a throw back?

I used to have a budgie called Terry, short for Pterodactyl "

.

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By *yronutMan  over a year ago

St Austell

And if the universe is expending....... What is it expanding into.......

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"Why do hot dog buns come in packages of 6 while hot dogs come in jars of 8? "

Yeah. That's not right is it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

is there a love of my life that isn't food related?

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By *yronutMan  over a year ago

St Austell

Someone’s been watching the Bulletproof Monk!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why do hot dog buns come in packages of 6 while hot dogs come in jars of 8?

Yeah. That's not right is it"

Irritating right?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What was before the universe

The first chorus

Doesn't the first chorus come after the first verse? "

Well thought out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Should a gas meter and an electric meter be two metres apart ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why does it burn when I pee

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your squatting on the cooker not the toilet !!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why do condoms come in packets of 3 ???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Who did the best moonwalk,Neil Armstrong or Michael Jackson ?

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By *ensualtouch15Man  over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"was it the chicken first?"

Sigh

No its always the egg

Always always

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By *ensualtouch15Man  over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"What would you most like to find out?"

I'd like to find out how to clearly without doubt illustrate ghosts are nothing more than human fabrication

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How the universe began, everything else is insignificant compared to that

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By *ensualtouch15Man  over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"How the universe began, everything else is insignificant compared to that "

It didn't xxxx

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By *ensualtouch15Man  over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"How the universe began, everything else is insignificant compared to that

It didn't xxxx"

Well the cosmos didn't always

I find our universe tiny and insignificant compared

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How the universe began, everything else is insignificant compared to that

It didn't xxxx"

There was nothing, then there was something, how did that happen, no one knows the answer to that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How the universe began, everything else is insignificant compared to that

It didn't xxxx

Well the cosmos didn't always

I find our universe tiny and insignificant compared "

I think you’ve got your cosmos and universe meanings mixed up

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By *ensualtouch15Man  over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"How the universe began, everything else is insignificant compared to that

It didn't xxxx

There was nothing, then there was something, how did that happen, no one knows the answer to that "

I see zero data to suggest once there was nothing

I see data that tells us our tiny universe was once smaller

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How the universe began, everything else is insignificant compared to that

It didn't xxxx

There was nothing, then there was something, how did that happen, no one knows the answer to that

I see zero data to suggest once there was nothing

I see data that tells us our tiny universe was once smaller

"

I’m not here to do intellectual wheelies, I just want to know what happened at the beginning, I’m answering the OPs question.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

If other shops are doing quiet hour like home bargain

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By *ensualtouch15Man  over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"How the universe began, everything else is insignificant compared to that

It didn't xxxx

There was nothing, then there was something, how did that happen, no one knows the answer to that

I see zero data to suggest once there was nothing

I see data that tells us our tiny universe was once smaller

"

The beauty of the word something is it covers everything

Something does not come from no thing

No thing means absolutely no thing

Something comes from some thing by semantic default

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By *ensualtouch15Man  over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"How the universe began, everything else is insignificant compared to that

It didn't xxxx

There was nothing, then there was something, how did that happen, no one knows the answer to that

I see zero data to suggest once there was nothing

I see data that tells us our tiny universe was once smaller

I’m not here to do intellectual wheelies, I just want to know what happened at the beginning, I’m answering the OPs question. "

Indeed and I like your answer

I only suggest that questions of the unknown do not have hierarchies ("insignificant compared to")

They are all valid conundrums yet I might suggest the closer to home here and now are more important than an event distant in time and space

I want to know why is the shite food McDonald's vomits so popular

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm now wondering what, exactly, nothing is. Zeno's paradox. If we go towards nothing, with less and less at each stage... do we ever achieve it?

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By *ensualtouch15Man  over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"I'm now wondering what, exactly, nothing is. Zeno's paradox. If we go towards nothing, with less and less at each stage... do we ever achieve it?"

Indeed

And even when we achieve a space of absolute nothing if that space has a boundary of something does that then make the bubble of nothing something

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How the universe began, everything else is insignificant compared to that

It didn't xxxx

There was nothing, then there was something, how did that happen, no one knows the answer to that

I see zero data to suggest once there was nothing

I see data that tells us our tiny universe was once smaller

"

Operative word. "Our".Our universe coming from "squashed "remnants of a previous universe ( black hole)quite possible...

Doesn't explain where the very first energy burst came from of course,there's nothing mentioned on early episodes of coronation Street either...

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By *ensualtouch15Man  over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"How the universe began, everything else is insignificant compared to that

It didn't xxxx

There was nothing, then there was something, how did that happen, no one knows the answer to that

I see zero data to suggest once there was nothing

I see data that tells us our tiny universe was once smaller

Operative word. "Our".Our universe coming from "squashed "remnants of a previous universe ( black hole)quite possible...

Doesn't explain where the very first energy burst came from of course,there's nothing mentioned on early episodes of coronation Street either..."

I'm lucky my brain does not need a "first"

I'm content that I can handle the concept of infinite

Thus mentally pacified that something has always existed without a before or a first

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By *yronMan  over a year ago

grangemouth


"Where exactly is Lord Lukan."

I would love to know that happened to Lucan. As well as A_elia Earheart.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Are we really 100 years behind where we should be technologically and when will they finally tell us the truth about aliens?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What time is it when someone says

"At the end of the day"..

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By *ockosaurusMan  over a year ago

Warwick


"Why do condoms come in packets of 3 ???"

Average amount of fucks given per night?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is it possible to remember everything by eating watermelon everyday without fucking it prior

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Why do condoms come in packets of 3 ???

Average amount of fucks given per night? "

who gives that many fucks?

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By *oo32Man  over a year ago

tipperary


"Do bees have knees. "

Do bees know how cool their knees are

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Do bees have knees.

Do bees know how cool their knees are"

Good one

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By *ockosaurusMan  over a year ago

Warwick


"Why do condoms come in packets of 3 ???

Average amount of fucks given per night?

who gives that many fucks?"

Could I give a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Which one of Laurel and Hardy is going to be the new James Bond

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By *alandNitaCouple  over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"What would you most like to find out?"

What are Saturday's lottery numbers?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What happened to Adam69xxx? He vanished in a puff of smoke and I miss him!

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Why do condoms come in packets of 3 ???

Average amount of fucks given per night?

who gives that many fucks?

Could I give a fuck? "

Sounds like it's you and me both

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why do the numbers on bathroom scales only get bigger every time you step on them.....

(could someone from the 'cake'threads please explain)

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Why do the numbers on bathroom scales only get bigger every time you step on them.....

(could someone from the 'cake'threads please explain) "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What would you most like to find out?"

Why are fires hot?

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By *hrissielegsTV/TS  over a year ago

Henfield


"Why do hot dog buns come in packages of 6 while hot dogs come in jars of 8?

Yeah. That's not right is it"

So you can sneak two hotdogs in one bun twice!!!

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By *hrissielegsTV/TS  over a year ago

Henfield


"What would you most like to find out?"

The world is rotating at a 1000 miles an hour if I drive in the same direction at 60 miles per hour will I break land speed record or get the biggest speeding fine ever???

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Why are testicles balls in English and eggs in German?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why is bellybutton fluff always blue/ grey even if you wear a white t-shirt?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Did the Baha Men find out "Who let the dogs out?"

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Did the Baha Men find out "Who let the dogs out?""

That ear worm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why is water wet .

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Why is water wet ."

Is this question circular? Do we define the property of water as wet, therefore it is by definition?

... I'm going to stop before I give myself a headache

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Who was the first person to discover that you could milk cows, or drink cows milk?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why is water wet .

Is this question circular? Do we define the property of water as wet, therefore it is by definition?

... I'm going to stop before I give myself a headache"

Dry ice. .what's that all about

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

circles.. where do they start... and where does it end

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"circles.. where do they start... and where does it end "

This is a headache question

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What the point is

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"circles.. where do they start... and where does it end

This is a headache question"

What colour is a mirror

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Who discovered "anal" first?

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By *ockosaurusMan  over a year ago

Warwick


"Who discovered "anal" first? "

An analyst

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"circles.. where do they start... and where does it end

This is a headache question

What colour is a mirror "

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Who discovered "anal" first? "

Not the ancient Greeks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If anything is possible, is it possible for anything to be impossible?

How about that head fuck

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By *ockosaurusMan  over a year ago

Warwick


"Why is water wet ."

It's not.

Wetness is the ability of a liquid sticking to a surface of a solid.

So liquids can not actually be wet, but can make other things wet.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How many zombies could Rob Zombie Rob if Rob Zombie could rob zombies?

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"If anything is possible, is it possible for anything to be impossible?

How about that head fuck "

If God is omnipotent, can He create a rock so heavy that not even He can lift it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If anything is possible, is it possible for anything to be impossible?

How about that head fuck

If God is omnipotent, can He create a rock so heavy that not even He can lift it?"

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By *orthern StarsCouple  over a year ago

Durham

How can we make calorie free chocolate that still tastes as good?

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By *ockosaurusMan  over a year ago

Warwick


"How many zombies could Rob Zombie Rob if Rob Zombie could rob zombies? "

He would rob, he would, as much as he could,

and rob as much zombies as a Rob Zombie would

if Rob Zombie could rob zombies... before racing off in his Dragula

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How can we make calorie free chocolate that still tastes as good?"

I have my doubts

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Why won't my brain shut up when it's time to sleep or get moving in the morning?

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By *ait88Man  over a year ago

Plymouth


"What was before the universe"

Just the space-time continuum, i.e. empty space moving through time, with perhaps other universes dotted about.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Will i get a reply

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By *ait88Man  over a year ago

Plymouth


"How the universe began, everything else is insignificant compared to that "

It started as a “singularity”, which was very, very small, but unimaginatively dense (heavy).

We don’t know where this came from, or why it suddenly started to expand, making the Big Bang.

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By *ait88Man  over a year ago

Plymouth


"Why is water wet ."

Because of “molecular bonds”. This is the mutual attraction of tiny “lumps” of matter.

There are no molecular bonds between the molecules of gasses – they dodge about all over the place.

The molecular bonds between solids are much stronger, and vary between substances. Butter is soft – the bonds are weak. Steel is hard – the bonds are strong.

Liquids like water have sort of medium-strength molecular bonds, which hold them together loosely so that they can flow over surfaces, wetting them. When this happens, more molecular bonds are formed between the surface molecules and the water molecules. This bond is absent when water comes into contact with water-proof material – it doesn’t stick.

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By *ait88Man  over a year ago

Plymouth


"Dry ice. .what's that all about

"

Dry ice looks like water ice, but it is actually much colder, and made of carbon dioxide.

The “dry” comes from the fact that when it is heated, it melts directly to a gas (sublimates). It doesn’t form a liquid first, like “wet (water) ice”.

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By *ait88Man  over a year ago

Plymouth


"What colour is a mirror "

Perfect mirrors have no colour whatsoever. They are truly colourless.

What we see as “colour” is reflected light. Grass is green because it absorbs all of the colours of the rainbow, except green, which it reflects. A black surface reflects no colours whatsoever, it absorbs all of them. A white surface reflects all the colours of the rainbow, which our brains interpret as being white.

Mirrors reflect all light, but we don’t see them as being white. This is because “white” surfaces are relatively rough. The reflected light is all jumbled-up to make just one colour. The surface of a mirror is super-smooth, and it sends the light back exactly as it is received – a perfect reflection. The mirror itself has no colour.

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By *he English OneMan  over a year ago

west

Would sex in space be any good

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

String - just how long is a piece of it?

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By *ait88Man  over a year ago

Plymouth


"Would sex in space be any good "

Oh yes!

Like sex under water, but without the scuba gear.

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By *he English OneMan  over a year ago

west

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By *he English OneMan  over a year ago

west


"Would sex in space be any good

Oh yes!

Like sex under water, but without the scuba gear.

"

Are you God? Be a mate and give a winning lotto ticket please il pray for a week if you do

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Burning questions? Why is my foot/leg burning like fuck right now and why isn't there any form of pain relieving/numbing substance that alleviates it

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By *ait88Man  over a year ago

Plymouth


"Are you God? Be a mate and give a winning lotto ticket please il pray for a week if you do "

5, 27, 44, 45, 53, 54

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By *vilgasamWoman  over a year ago

The dot in the i


"How the universe began, everything else is insignificant compared to that

It started as a “singularity”, which was very, very small, but unimaginatively dense (heavy).

We don’t know where this came from, or why it suddenly started to expand, making the Big Bang.

"

Its a white hole, we’re part of a multiverse or conformal cyclic cosmology, kinda the ‘eat or be eaten’ of the quantum world

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"String - just how long is a piece of it? "

Twice as long as it is from the middle to one end

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If smart meters are so smart,why do most live in cellers and not in a living rooms comfy chair ?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"String - just how long is a piece of it?

Twice as long as it is from the middle to one end "

Yes, yes, but that's not an SI unit, is it?!

"How long is that string in metric?"

"Oh its 1 HtDFtMTtE"

Nah. Not buying it Ace

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By *hisisntpofMan  over a year ago

bristol

Why did the cow kick nelly in the belly in the barn ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Are we all in a Matrix, sponsored by Viagra..the blue pill ?

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Are we all in a Matrix, sponsored by Viagra..the blue pill ?"

If we're all in the Matrix, can I get the fuck outta here?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why do kangaroos hop?

Why can’t they just walk?

Hmmm indeed..."

Good question , I would like to know too !!

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By *egasus NobMan  over a year ago

Merton

What is the end goal?

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham


"Why did they have to cancel Firefly?"

Nooooo. Still too raw.

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By *ockosaurusMan  over a year ago

Warwick


"Why do kangaroos hop?

Why can’t they just walk?

Hmmm indeed...

Good question , I would like to know too !!"

They actually can and do so most of the time.

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By *ryitonce6978Man  over a year ago

Hotel on Tuesday

How does Donald Trump manage to keep his hair like that?

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By *ryitonce6978Man  over a year ago

Hotel on Tuesday

Why does Donald duck cover himself with a towel after a bath, but walks around with no pants the rest of the time?

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"What is the end goal?"

Too deep for this time of night

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"How does Donald Trump manage to keep his hair like that?"

Special sauce

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"How does Donald Trump manage to keep his hair like that?

Special sauce "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When will these questions be answered?

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By *urls and DressesWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere near here

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If Jesus was a carpenter,why didn't he appear in any of their videos.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are you God? Be a mate and give a winning lotto ticket please il pray for a week if you do

5, 27, 44, 45, 53, 54"

I got lottery numbers off an apparently all knowing person off here once... I'm writing this on my private yacht

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By *vilgasamWoman  over a year ago

The dot in the i


"What was the best thing before sliced bread?"

Whole loaves

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why are cats not mentioned in the Bible

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By *ockosaurusMan  over a year ago

Warwick


"What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Whole loaves "

... or was it bread knives?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"When will these questions be answered?"

At approximately 11.37 on the 17th July 2031

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"When will these questions be answered?"

I don't know, I'm not the suppository of all wisdom.

(Tony Abbott gaffe)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What colour does a smurf’s face turn when you cho ke him?

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