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"Tall, handsome, chilled, intelligent, easy to talk to, bit of a hands on kinda guy seeks a fwb to connect with. Chat, laugh and the rest is for you to find out "And too far away  | |||
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"Tall, handsome, chilled, intelligent, easy to talk to, bit of a hands on kinda guy seeks a fwb to connect with. Chat, laugh and the rest is for you to find out
And too far away "Never say never | |||
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"Musing again. After posting lots of situations vacant on a famous jobs website today my mind turned to how would you advertise yourself if you were wishing to attract an fwb? Let’s see.... Post an advert here and if you like any, message the author. My advert:- Feisty, honest, confident yet kind, cat loving northern lass with a passion for shoes, hosiery and sexy but classy lingerie seeks local cat dad for long term fwb arrangement. Bhubaysi x " You missed the bit about all the procedures , I know senior civil servants would be coming in their pants just reading your profile  | |||
"I cook, clean, iron, wash, dust, hoover. I like pussy. " I thought that was a myth!  | |||
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"Batshit crazy lady looking for friends to chat shit, eat cake and have sex with. " It didnt like my clap hands, thumbs up emojis. This describes B perfectly, just add gin x | |||
"Batshit crazy lady looking for friends to chat shit, eat cake and have sex with. It didnt like my clap hands, thumbs up emojis. This describes B perfectly, just add gin x" I like Gin | |||
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"I cook, clean, iron, wash, dust, hoover. I like pussy. I thought that was a myth! "I am Legend | |||
"Batshit crazy lady looking for friends to chat shit, eat cake and have sex with. It didnt like my clap hands, thumbs up emojis. This describes B perfectly, just add gin x I like Gin "Its a coconut rum today today, well at the moment ?? | |||
Ok for the forum
Happy, positive, Welsh chap. Loves walking and cycling , seeks a cycling walking buddy .there will be cake, tea and jelly babies. I also habe a large willy  | |||
"Musing again. After posting lots of situations vacant on a famous jobs website today my mind turned to how would you advertise yourself if you were wishing to attract an fwb? Let’s see.... Post an advert here and if you like any, message the author. My advert:- Feisty, honest, confident yet kind, cat loving northern lass with a passion for shoes, hosiery and sexy but classy lingerie seeks local cat dad for long term fwb arrangement. Bhubaysi x You missed the bit about all the procedures , I know senior civil servants would be coming in their pants just reading your profile "Perhaps you could privately forward me their contact details.... | |||
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"Batshit crazy lady looking for friends to chat shit, eat cake and have sex with. It didnt like my clap hands, thumbs up emojis. This describes B perfectly, just add gin x I like Gin
Its a coconut rum today today, well at the moment ??" that's not Gin! | |||
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"Geek seeks chic Sikhs. " Can you say The Sikhs sixth sheep's sick 10 times? | |||
"Geek seeks chic Sikhs. Can you say The Sikhs sixth sheep's sick 10 times? "Damn. Only nine. | |||
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"A few miles on the clock, but a good runner. Serviced regular. Handles well, good bodywork just a few marks. Any inspection welcome. No time wasters "I’d need to check the undercarriage | |||
"A few miles on the clock, but a good runner. Serviced regular. Handles well, good bodywork just a few marks. Any inspection welcome. No time wasters
I’d need to check the undercarriage " | |||
"Part time sexy male that doesn't mind being fed and groped also a dog lover "Ha ha you’re such a knob  | |||
"Part time sexy male that doesn't mind being fed and groped also a dog lover
Ha ha you’re such a knob "good god lady your obsessed with my knob thats three times in the last 30 minutes you have mentioned it | |||
"Part time sexy male that doesn't mind being fed and groped also a dog lover
Ha ha you’re such a knob good god lady your obsessed with my knob thats three times in the last 30 minutes you have mentioned it "Ha ha As you well know princess it’s face before knob sooooooo... | |||
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"A few miles on the clock, but a good runner. Serviced regular. Handles well, good bodywork just a few marks. Any inspection welcome. No time wasters " | |||
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"I can’t be bought " Fibber | |||
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Attributes:
Makes great cheesecake
Has perfect blowjob lips
Always horny
Will actively be a friend before anything else
Switch (sub for the right applicant)
Will also provide snuggles and kisses in abundance!
PM for more details | |||
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"Gentle natured, massively geeky, Scottish red-head looking for friend with benefits who can stimulate her mind and body
Attributes:
Makes great cheesecake
Has perfect blowjob lips
Always horny
Will actively be a friend before anything else
Switch (sub for the right applicant)
Will also provide snuggles and kisses in abundance!
PM for more details "Thats like the perfect reply to this | |||
"Gentle natured, massively geeky, Scottish red-head looking for friend with benefits who can stimulate her mind and body
Attributes:
Makes great cheesecake
Has perfect blowjob lips
Always horny
Will actively be a friend before anything else
Switch (sub for the right applicant)
Will also provide snuggles and kisses in abundance!
PM for more details
Thats like the perfect reply to this" | |||
"Gentle natured, massively geeky, Scottish red-head looking for friend with benefits who can stimulate her mind and body
Attributes:
Makes great cheesecake
Has perfect blowjob lips
Always horny
Will actively be a friend before anything else
Switch (sub for the right applicant)
Will also provide snuggles and kisses in abundance!
PM for more details
Thats like the perfect reply to this
"Dont make me fancy you even more! | |||
"Gentle natured, massively geeky, Scottish red-head looking for friend with benefits who can stimulate her mind and body
Attributes:
Makes great cheesecake
Has perfect blowjob lips
Always horny
Will actively be a friend before anything else
Switch (sub for the right applicant)
Will also provide snuggles and kisses in abundance!
PM for more details
Thats like the perfect reply to this
Dont make me fancy you even more! "Could you fancy me more? | |||
"Gentle natured, massively geeky, Scottish red-head looking for friend with benefits who can stimulate her mind and body
Attributes:
Makes great cheesecake
Has perfect blowjob lips
Always horny
Will actively be a friend before anything else
Switch (sub for the right applicant)
Will also provide snuggles and kisses in abundance!
PM for more details
Thats like the perfect reply to this
Dont make me fancy you even more!
Could you fancy me more? "Right now, probably not | |||
So im gonna simplify this by going with:
Forty plus year-old woman, get in touch if of interest | |||
"8 times I've tried and failed to write this
So im gonna simplify this by going with:
Forty plus year-old woman, get in touch if of interest "I'd like to touch you. | |||
"8 times I've tried and failed to write this
So im gonna simplify this by going with:
Forty plus year-old woman, get in touch if of interest
I'd like to touch you. "Where I wee? | |||
"8 times I've tried and failed to write this
So im gonna simplify this by going with:
Forty plus year-old woman, get in touch if of interest
I'd like to touch you.
Where I wee? "Id assume in that general areas | |||
"8 times I've tried and failed to write this
So im gonna simplify this by going with:
Forty plus year-old woman, get in touch if of interest
I'd like to touch you.
Where I wee?
Id assume in that general areas"Assumption doesn't always work | |||
"8 times I've tried and failed to write this
So im gonna simplify this by going with:
Forty plus year-old woman, get in touch if of interest
I'd like to touch you.
Where I wee?
Id assume in that general areas
Assumption doesn't always work "To assume is to make an ass of u & me! | |||
"8 times I've tried and failed to write this
So im gonna simplify this by going with:
Forty plus year-old woman, get in touch if of interest
I'd like to touch you.
Where I wee? "Yes! | |||
"Gentle natured, massively geeky, Scottish red-head looking for friend with benefits who can stimulate her mind and body
Attributes:
Makes great cheesecake
Has perfect blowjob lips
Always horny
Will actively be a friend before anything else
Switch (sub for the right applicant)
Will also provide snuggles and kisses in abundance!
PM for more details "Jesus, whomever you eventually click with is a very lucky person. So far away though... | |||
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"Gentle natured, massively geeky, Scottish red-head looking for friend with benefits who can stimulate her mind and body
Attributes:
Makes great cheesecake
Has perfect blowjob lips
Always horny
Will actively be a friend before anything else
Switch (sub for the right applicant)
Will also provide snuggles and kisses in abundance!
PM for more details
Jesus, whomever you eventually click with is a very lucky person. So far away though..."Going forth and multiplying is a option | |||
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"Batshit crazy lady looking for friends to chat shit, eat cake and have sex with. It didnt like my clap hands, thumbs up emojis. This describes B perfectly, just add gin x I like Gin
Its a coconut rum today today, well at the moment ??
that's not Gin! "Gin today though | |||
"Gentle natured, massively geeky, Scottish red-head looking for friend with benefits who can stimulate her mind and body
Attributes:
Makes great cheesecake
Has perfect blowjob lips
Always horny
Will actively be a friend before anything else
Switch (sub for the right applicant)
Will also provide snuggles and kisses in abundance!
PM for more details
Jesus, whomever you eventually click with is a very lucky person. So far away though..." | |||
kidding
Honest , funny , relaxed , friendly, trustworthy, caring all of this with a bit of dark sarcasm  | |||
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"Fiona looking for her shrek !!! "shreks here | |||
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"Average couple thats very down to earth, not supermodels by any means but honest and trustworthy Not everyone's cup of tea but that's us" you look ok to me | |||
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Looking for couples and singles, drop me a pm | |||
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"Mature sexy Lady, scrubs up very well, seeks slightly younger (or similar age) chap for fwb scenario - days out an in, maybe weekends away, dinners etc - and lots of fucking amazing sex. Must be physically fit (to survive said sex), attractive (to me anyway), a good conversationalist - and fun to be around! Within an hour (or so) of Prestonish please "That's better | |||
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I also enjoy cooking so somedays you will get banned from the kitchen whilst I cook .
Wont sit on my arse while your doing stuff will get up and help out
Cant stand football | |||
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"Idiot seeks similar "Good luck we are all hyper intelligent here | |||
"Mature sexy Lady, scrubs up very well, seeks slightly younger (or similar age) chap for fwb scenario - days out an in, maybe weekends away, dinners etc - and lots of fucking amazing sex. Must be physically fit (to survive said sex), attractive (to me anyway), a good conversationalist - and fun to be around! Within an hour (or so) of Prestonish please That's better "Aw thank you - I’ve just noticed this!  | |||
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"Cheeky monkey, mischievous but good natured, always looking to have a laugh and share a smile or 2 with those I meet. Interested in meeting ladies with poor eyesight for fun times in or out. Fun times included but not limited to are: dancing like your dad, drinking till your eyesight wavers and feeling your diddies. Send a message or a wink if intersted. Free cake for the first 5 applicants "What’s a diddy? | |||
"Cheeky monkey, mischievous but good natured, always looking to have a laugh and share a smile or 2 with those I meet. Interested in meeting ladies with poor eyesight for fun times in or out. Fun times included but not limited to are: dancing like your dad, drinking till your eyesight wavers and feeling your diddies. Send a message or a wink if intersted. Free cake for the first 5 applicants
What’s a diddy? "It means boobs and must be a Northern Irish term lol | |||
"Cheeky monkey, mischievous but good natured, always looking to have a laugh and share a smile or 2 with those I meet. Interested in meeting ladies with poor eyesight for fun times in or out. Fun times included but not limited to are: dancing like your dad, drinking till your eyesight wavers and feeling your diddies. Send a message or a wink if intersted. Free cake for the first 5 applicants
What’s a diddy?
It means boobs and must be a Northern Irish term lol"It must. Made me smile though - so thank you! | |||
"Cheeky monkey, mischievous but good natured, always looking to have a laugh and share a smile or 2 with those I meet. Interested in meeting ladies with poor eyesight for fun times in or out. Fun times included but not limited to are: dancing like your dad, drinking till your eyesight wavers and feeling your diddies. Send a message or a wink if intersted. Free cake for the first 5 applicants
What’s a diddy?
It means boobs and must be a Northern Irish term lol
It must. Made me smile though - so thank you! "My work here is done
Seriously though, your advert is actually ace. Mine is daft but then that is a true reflection of me | |||
"Cheeky monkey, mischievous but good natured, always looking to have a laugh and share a smile or 2 with those I meet. Interested in meeting ladies with poor eyesight for fun times in or out. Fun times included but not limited to are: dancing like your dad, drinking till your eyesight wavers and feeling your diddies. Send a message or a wink if intersted. Free cake for the first 5 applicants
What’s a diddy?
It means boobs and must be a Northern Irish term lol
It must. Made me smile though - so thank you!
My work here is done
Seriously though, your advert is actually ace. Mine is daft but then that is a true reflection of me "My profile is a true reflection of me! If that doesn’t frighten them off I like to lull them into a false sense of security on here! | |||
"Cheeky monkey, mischievous but good natured, always looking to have a laugh and share a smile or 2 with those I meet. Interested in meeting ladies with poor eyesight for fun times in or out. Fun times included but not limited to are: dancing like your dad, drinking till your eyesight wavers and feeling your diddies. Send a message or a wink if intersted. Free cake for the first 5 applicants
What’s a diddy?
It means boobs and must be a Northern Irish term lol
It must. Made me smile though - so thank you!
My work here is done
Seriously though, your advert is actually ace. Mine is daft but then that is a true reflection of me
My profile is a true reflection of me!
If that doesn’t frighten them off I like to lull them into a false sense of security on here! "I didn't doubt that it was
I can't imagine you frightening too many off | |||
Here only for giggles and flirting with friends old and new. Meets only in my mind's eye as a virus whose name shall not be mentioned has spoiled all my sexy plans for the foreseeable future | |||
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