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over a year ago
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Everyone has 3rd Tuesday of the month, afternoon off to pay homage to mother nature, and at the end, a game of bingo, 1 line, 2 line, full house prizes are to be sacraficed in a Madonna video style ritual  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'd start off by dictating that everyone who receives a photo from someone must send one back, regardless of whether they find the person appealing. Otherwise they're not allowed to play anymore. |
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Ensure everyone dresses the same. Hopefully a warm climate so often nothing at all
Bannish over endowed men ( don't want to be put to shame)
My 12 birthdays celebrated with lavish party's
Invade USA ( & raise the flag) |
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By *ab jamesMan
over a year ago
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Firstly, I'd put all fab females into my hareem. Then "breed" as many as possible. Once, I have slowly taken over the planet, I'll let my genes do the rest. (sorta Gengis Khan style). Then I'll be the planetary "Daddy". Moo Haa haa |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Firstly, I'd put all fab females into my hareem. Then "breed" as many as possible. Once, I have slowly taken over the planet, I'll let my genes do the rest. (sorta Gengis Khan style). Then I'll be the planetary "Daddy". Moo Haa haa "
Jesus Christ I wouldn’t be going to your country |
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By *ab jamesMan
over a year ago
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"Firstly, I'd put all fab females into my hareem. Then "breed" as many as possible. Once, I have slowly taken over the planet, I'll let my genes do the rest. (sorta Gengis Khan style). Then I'll be the planetary "Daddy". Moo Haa haa
Jesus Christ I wouldn’t be going to your country "
Fortunately, as a wicked dictator, you wouldn't have a choice. And you'd have to have one of my pics in your home. And worship it! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Firstly, I'd put all fab females into my hareem. Then "breed" as many as possible. Once, I have slowly taken over the planet, I'll let my genes do the rest. (sorta Gengis Khan style). Then I'll be the planetary "Daddy". Moo Haa haa
Jesus Christ I wouldn’t be going to your country
Fortunately, as a wicked dictator, you wouldn't have a choice. And you'd have to have one of my pics in your home. And worship it! "
You dictate your country...not mine  |
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By *ab jamesMan
over a year ago
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"Firstly, I'd put all fab females into my hareem. Then "breed" as many as possible. Once, I have slowly taken over the planet, I'll let my genes do the rest. (sorta Gengis Khan style). Then I'll be the planetary "Daddy". Moo Haa haa
Jesus Christ I wouldn’t be going to your country
Fortunately, as a wicked dictator, you wouldn't have a choice. And you'd have to have one of my pics in your home. And worship it!
You dictate your country...not mine "
But my lust for power needs to spread! I'm talking intergalactic!
I think I might be letting the power go to my head  |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
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I have a big list , for when I get this job but top 3 are:
make it law everyone works or contributes in some way even prisoners.
Get rid of NHS and state schools, they are too smelly.
Use the army more , police are too soft. Start by firing missiles into those little boats that keep bringing illegals in , obviously make sure no one is in them first. If you blow up the boats they will stop doing it , it’s not rocket science |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"It’s definitely rocket science to fire missiles into a small boat  "
Arnold Schwarzenegger could do it , he doesn’t have a degree even. You just point the thing (in the right direction) and press play, I saw it in Commando. Maybe it was Sylvestre Stallone , but the point is still valid. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd start off by dictating that everyone who receives a photo from someone must send one back, regardless of whether they find the person appealing. Otherwise they're not allowed to play anymore."
LOL |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Everyone has to bring me cake every Friday, Togas are mandatory for everyone, Three day working week, A third tap in every household, specifically for gin, everyone drinks gin. |
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"Make everyone dye their hair and pubes ginger
Not sure ginger would go well against my darker skin lol
Don't care my rules, then nobody will ever have to ask me if I match ever again "
Would bright red be ok |
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"Make everyone dye their hair and pubes ginger
Not sure ginger would go well against my darker skin lol
Don't care my rules, then nobody will ever have to ask me if I match ever again
Would bright red be ok"
All shades of red will be allowed |
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First order of the day would be to take my nation mobile, have everyone strap together ALL the boats, we would set off and chase the sun across the oceans always staying in a nice warm part of the world. In time as supplies dwindle we would begin plundering rich coastlines for sugary foods(cake would be highly prized and bring great honour to your house), any cruise ship we come across would be boarded and added to my great nation. Oh and Thursday's would always be naked. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh sheet! There’d be a limit to 100 people in my country, 1 house per 100 acres and everyone must grow crops and rear animals. Then we all share!
Oh and everything’s thatched. "
I'm moving in
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