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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't think I could class the small teacup puppy sleeping on my lap as an sample object so I'll go for my laptop thats currently on the floor next to us.... ....it's fridaaaaaaaaaay....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a paint brush in my other hand
Bristle end first yeah...?  
FFS
Is it a four incher?
Is that a woman's four inch or a man's four inch? "
She just showed me a pic and it's, well.... well.... It's got BROWN "paint" all over it and she's out in broad daylight too!  
(I'd estimate two and a half inches) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a paint brush in my other hand
Bristle end first yeah...?
FFS
Is it a four incher?
Is that a woman's four inch or a man's four inch?
She just showed me a pic and it's, well.... well.... It's got BROWN "paint" all over it and she's out in broad daylight too!
(I'd estimate two and a half inches)"
My water bottle ...eek |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a paint brush in my other hand
Bristle end first yeah...?
FFS
Is it a four incher?
Is that a woman's four inch or a man's four inch?
She just showed me a pic and it's, well.... well.... It's got BROWN "paint" all over it and she's out in broad daylight too!
(I'd estimate two and a half inches)
My water bottle ...eek "
Douche! |
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"Have a paint brush in my other hand
Bristle end first yeah...?
FFS
Is it a four incher?
Is that a woman's four inch or a man's four inch?
She just showed me a pic and it's, well.... well.... It's got BROWN "paint" all over it and she's out in broad daylight too!
(I'd estimate two and a half inches)"
You bloody liar Nip!! You absolute bloody idiot |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Phone in one hand, laptop in the other....
Show off 
I'm a multi tasker 
Well we all know us men can’t multi task lol
I don't know.... Some can
Yay there’s hope for us then x"
Want a demonstration? |
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"Have a paint brush in my other hand
Bristle end first yeah...?
FFS
Is it a four incher?
Is that a woman's four inch or a man's four inch?
She just showed me a pic and it's, well.... well.... It's got BROWN "paint" all over it and she's out in broad daylight too!
(I'd estimate two and a half inches)
My water bottle ...eek "
Don't you blinking start |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a paint brush in my other hand
Bristle end first yeah...?
FFS
Is it a four incher?
Is that a woman's four inch or a man's four inch?
She just showed me a pic and it's, well.... well.... It's got BROWN "paint" all over it and she's out in broad daylight too!
(I'd estimate two and a half inches)
You bloody liar Nip!! You absolute bloody idiot "
Truth!!!! |
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"Have a paint brush in my other hand
Bristle end first yeah...?
FFS
Is it a four incher?
Is that a woman's four inch or a man's four inch?
She just showed me a pic and it's, well.... well.... It's got BROWN "paint" all over it and she's out in broad daylight too!
(I'd estimate two and a half inches)
My water bottle ...eek
Douche! "
I'm going to kill you seriously!!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a paint brush in my other hand
Bristle end first yeah...?
FFS
Is it a four incher?
Is that a woman's four inch or a man's four inch?
She just showed me a pic and it's, well.... well.... It's got BROWN "paint" all over it and she's out in broad daylight too!
(I'd estimate two and a half inches)
My water bottle ...eek
Douche!
I'm going to kill you seriously!!!!!! "
Stop sending me kinky garden paint brush pics then! 
(I didn't even ask what the stool was for.....) |
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By *hav02Man
over a year ago
Glasgow/London |
"Have a paint brush in my other hand
Bristle end first yeah...?
FFS
Is it a four incher? "
Do you think we'll start seeing guys compare themselves to paintbrushes instead of TV remotes and deodorant cans .... Never under estimate the pleasure of a 2incher |
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"Have a paint brush in my other hand
Bristle end first yeah...?
FFS
Is it a four incher?
Is that a woman's four inch or a man's four inch?
She just showed me a pic and it's, well.... well.... It's got BROWN "paint" all over it and she's out in broad daylight too!
(I'd estimate two and a half inches)
My water bottle ...eek
Douche!
I'm going to kill you seriously!!!!!!
Stop sending me kinky garden paint brush pics then!
(I didn't even ask what the stool was for.....)"
You are so dead |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a paint brush in my other hand
Bristle end first yeah...?
FFS
Is it a four incher?
Is that a woman's four inch or a man's four inch?
She just showed me a pic and it's, well.... well.... It's got BROWN "paint" all over it and she's out in broad daylight too!
(I'd estimate two and a half inches)
My water bottle ...eek
Douche!
I'm going to kill you seriously!!!!!!
Stop sending me kinky garden paint brush pics then!
(I didn't even ask what the stool was for.....)
You are so dead "
Put the paintbrush down first yeah.... |
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"Have a paint brush in my other hand
Bristle end first yeah...?
FFS
Is it a four incher?
Is that a woman's four inch or a man's four inch?
She just showed me a pic and it's, well.... well.... It's got BROWN "paint" all over it and she's out in broad daylight too!
(I'd estimate two and a half inches)
My water bottle ...eek
Douche!
I'm going to kill you seriously!!!!!!
Stop sending me kinky garden paint brush pics then!
(I didn't even ask what the stool was for.....)
You are so dead
Put the paintbrush down first yeah.... "
How much damage can I muster with a paintbrush |
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"Have a paint brush in my other hand
Bristle end first yeah...?
FFS
Is it a four incher?
Do you think we'll start seeing guys compare themselves to paintbrushes instead of TV remotes and deodorant cans .... Never under estimate the pleasure of a 2incher"
Not sure how does my brush compare to a cock? |
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"Phone in one hand, laptop in the other....
Show off
I'm a multi tasker
Well we all know us men can’t multi task lol
I don't know.... Some can
Yay there’s hope for us then x
Want a demonstration? "
How could I possibly say no ..! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a paint brush in my other hand
Bristle end first yeah...?
FFS
Is it a four incher?
Is that a woman's four inch or a man's four inch?
She just showed me a pic and it's, well.... well.... It's got BROWN "paint" all over it and she's out in broad daylight too!
(I'd estimate two and a half inches)
My water bottle ...eek
Douche!
I'm going to kill you seriously!!!!!!
Stop sending me kinky garden paint brush pics then!
(I didn't even ask what the stool was for.....)
You are so dead
Put the paintbrush down first yeah....
How much damage can I muster with a paintbrush "
Nice pic!
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Phone in one hand, laptop in the other....
Show off
I'm a multi tasker
Well we all know us men can’t multi task lol
I don't know.... Some can
Yay there’s hope for us then x
Want a demonstration?
How could I possibly say no ..! "
I've been asking myself that.... |
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By *imson87Man
over a year ago
Rossendale |
"As it is in my hand it would be my phone, its not a small phone, would take quite the amount of lube and foreplay!"
Make sure you set it on vibrat befor you do then get someone too keep ringing hehehe |
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