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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

All say something really stupid.

Men love stupid women ........

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

According to who ?

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool

Coronavirus is a hoax

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Men love stupid vag....

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

Every man here who wants me, wants me for my brain

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The earth is flat

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Men don't like boobs

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

What shall I say

Granny?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby

Who stole my vagina and replaced it with a penis!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I just dropped a jar of honey on my foot and broke my big toe stupid?

Or I married a serial killer stupid?

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Who stole my vagina and replaced it with a penis!"

Mother nature

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby

Carol Baskin is innocent

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"What shall I say

Granny?"

You're okay to flutter your eyelashes and giggle ........

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The moon is made of cheese

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Every man here who wants me, wants me for my brain "

And they love us

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By *atBottomGirlsWoman  over a year ago

St Austell-ish

The last stupid thing I had to say, about 5 minutes ago, is "NO, I won't meet you, tomorrow afternoon (for the first time) at a pub so we can fuck in the toilets."

I never knew this was why men love me.

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"What shall I say

Granny?

You're okay to flutter your eyelashes and giggle ........"

Thankyou xx

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I just dropped a jar of honey on my foot and broke my big toe stupid?

Or I married a serial killer stupid? "

mmmmmmm just I can't wire a plug stupid.....

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By *akjourneyMan  over a year ago

Weston


"Every man here who wants me, wants me for my brain "

And you thought your 25m swim badge would never be appreciated lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't need the off side rule in the game of football explained time and time again

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Where do farts come from?

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By *atBottomGirlsWoman  over a year ago

St Austell-ish


"The last stupid thing I had to say, about 5 minutes ago, is "NO, I won't meet you, tomorrow afternoon (for the first time) at a pub so we can fuck in the toilets."

I never knew this was why men love me.

"

*SOME men

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"The last stupid thing I had to say, about 5 minutes ago, is "NO, I won't meet you, tomorrow afternoon (for the first time) at a pub so we can fuck in the toilets."

I never knew this was why men love me.

"

Too sensible for your own good. You'll never get sex with that attitude.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Where do farts come from?"

Men's minds

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Where do farts come from?

Men's minds"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My vag is 14 inches

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"According to who ?"

What's it got to to with Health?

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By *akjourneyMan  over a year ago

Weston


"Every man here who wants me, wants me for my brain

And they love us"

In the words of ting ting - me love you long time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Jesus I’ve got a really snotty knob now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I sent 4 messages to woman i

was attracted too why havnt i had a response

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Men want more than sex

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Jesus I’ve got a really snotty nose now "
you have a cold?

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I sent 4 messages to woman i

was attracted too why havnt i had a response "

Because you fart

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Oh I tried really hard GC, but I just can't do it!

Does that mean no cockage for me?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Oh I tried really hard GC, but I just can't do it!

Does that mean no cockage for me? "

Just keep waving your lampshade and your MENSA certificate. You'll be okay

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Jesus I’ve got a really snotty knob now "

Blow it then silly

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"Jesus I’ve got a really snotty knob now

Blow it then silly "

He would if he was flexible enough

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I found out that if you press the logout button , even accidentally, it logs you out.

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"I found out that if you press the logout button , even accidentally, it logs you out. "

Why would you leave your logs out? They'll get all damp in the night air and won't burn properly

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I found out that if you press the logout button , even accidentally, it logs you out.

Why would you leave your logs out? They'll get all damp in the night air and won't burn properly "

I use the new plastic ones

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

My cup of tea is hot. No one warned me

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Do men like being rimmed?

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"I found out that if you press the logout button , even accidentally, it logs you out.

Why would you leave your logs out? They'll get all damp in the night air and won't burn properly

I use the new plastic ones"

Oooooo. I’ve seen them in the pet shop. Noisy parrot was giving another parrot a piggyback on one

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"My cup of tea is hot. No one warned me "

Sometimes I worry about letting you out but the men will find that cute.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Donald Trump and Boris Johnson are fantastic leaders and amazing human beings..!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Donald Trump and Boris Johnson are fantastic leaders and amazing human beings..!

"

Sorry I know this was supposed to be for women but I felt discriminated against...

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Donald Trump and Boris Johnson are fantastic leaders and amazing human beings..!

Sorry I know this was supposed to be for women but I felt discriminated against... "

You'll be taking our periods next

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By *olden RatioWoman  over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

I’m not too worried about my flat tyre because it’s only flat at the bottom.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Granny, I think I'm broken. S has this thing that ding-a-lings between his legs, but I don't have one. Am I broken?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Donald Trump and Boris Johnson are fantastic leaders and amazing human beings..!

Sorry I know this was supposed to be for women but I felt discriminated against...

You'll be taking our periods next "

You could take my man juice any time, js.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Donald Trump and Boris Johnson are fantastic leaders and amazing human beings..!

Sorry I know this was supposed to be for women but I felt discriminated against...

You'll be taking our periods next "

No, it’s fine, you can keep them but I’m more than happy to wear a sanitary towel in solidarity...

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By *akjourneyMan  over a year ago

Weston


"I’m not too worried about my flat tyre because it’s only flat at the bottom. "

Is this along with the 710 cap

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Donald Trump and Boris Johnson are fantastic leaders and amazing human beings..!

Sorry I know this was supposed to be for women but I felt discriminated against...

You'll be taking our periods next

No, it’s fine, you can keep them but I’m more than happy to wear a sanitary towel in solidarity...

"

We normally wear them just below the nostrils to catch the blood

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Granny, I think I'm broken. S has this thing that ding-a-lings between his legs, but I don't have one. Am I broken?! "

Yep. but you can get one from Love Honey and if you're gonna get one get a big one.....

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By *olden RatioWoman  over a year ago

Buckinghamshire


"I’m not too worried about my flat tyre because it’s only flat at the bottom.

Is this along with the 710 cap

"

Exactly! Never bothered checking what that’s about

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Granny, I think I'm broken. S has this thing that ding-a-lings between his legs, but I don't have one. Am I broken?!

Yep. but you can get one from Love Honey and if you're gonna get one get a big one..... "

*Googling *

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Donald Trump and Boris Johnson are fantastic leaders and amazing human beings..!

Sorry I know this was supposed to be for women but I felt discriminated against...

You'll be taking our periods next

No, it’s fine, you can keep them but I’m more than happy to wear a sanitary towel in solidarity...

We normally wear them just below the nostrils to catch the blood "

Ouch, think I may have hit a raw nerve?

It was all said in jest I can assure you..!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Donald Trump and Boris Johnson are fantastic leaders and amazing human beings..!

Sorry I know this was supposed to be for women but I felt discriminated against...

You'll be taking our periods next

No, it’s fine, you can keep them but I’m more than happy to wear a sanitary towel in solidarity...

We normally wear them just below the nostrils to catch the blood

Ouch, think I may have hit a raw nerve?

It was all said in jest I can assure you..! "

No nerve hit, mine are damaged anyway

Twas all tongue in cheek, like the chin warmer masks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Donald Trump and Boris Johnson are fantastic leaders and amazing human beings..!

Sorry I know this was supposed to be for women but I felt discriminated against...

You'll be taking our periods next

No, it’s fine, you can keep them but I’m more than happy to wear a sanitary towel in solidarity...

We normally wear them just below the nostrils to catch the blood

Ouch, think I may have hit a raw nerve?

It was all said in jest I can assure you..!

No nerve hit, mine are damaged anyway

Twas all tongue in cheek, like the chin warmer masks "

Delighted to hear it. Peace and love

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Everyone who messaged me today read my profile and fitted what I wanted.

Not 1 single unsolicited dick pic was sent and nobody asked me to fuck them in the next hour because they was in the area for work

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The last stupid thing I had to say, about 5 minutes ago, is "NO, I won't meet you, tomorrow afternoon (for the first time) at a pub so we can fuck in the toilets."

I never knew this was why men love me.

"

The age of romance isn't dead

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By *ingmaster1Man  over a year ago

coulsdon


"I don't need the off side rule in the game of football explained time and time again "

dont worry most refs dont understand them

as for var lets not go there unless you have cut your big toe nails

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We are all here for interesting conversation

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By *uciyassMan  over a year ago

Leeds

All men are straight. My friend Brian said so

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The Queen is an alien reptile... and princess Diana was killed by the government... 5g phone networks create covid19 outbreaks

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By *luebell888Woman  over a year ago

Glasgowish

When i first joined fab someone messaged and asked if i had a camels toe. I had no idea what he meant so rather than not reply i told him no but thought i was maybe getting a bunion.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"All say something really stupid.

Men love stupid women ........

"

I am living proof that they don't

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im blonde. The end

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I dont understand how to do DIY

#truedumbfact

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do my tits look big in this ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Everyone who messaged me today read my profile and fitted what I wanted.

Not 1 single unsolicited dick pic was sent and nobody asked me to fuck them in the next hour because they was in the area for work"

It's always in a lorry cab..... where are the Bentleys when you want one ?

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