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Clearing cupboards

By *uzzy Navel OP Woman over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Found a bottle of advocaat, so just made myself a snowball...I could be smutty, but as the suns shining I’ll invite you lot to .....

So what has anyone else found that was a pleasant surprise?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Normally boxes of ibuprofen that I've forgotten I put away safely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I opened up a box of Quality Street that had a sewing kit in it, I hate it when that happens.

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By *uzzy Navel OP Woman over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"I opened up a box of Quality Street that had a sewing kit in it, I hate it when that happens."

Awww how disappointing, what’s your favourite quality street sweet?

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By *uzzy Navel OP Woman over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"Normally boxes of ibuprofen that I've forgotten I put away safely "

Hopefully that means you’re rarely ill, as you don’t need pain relief xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My grandma under the stairs. Not sure how long she'd been there but she looked a bit pale.

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By *heslimoneMan over a year ago

Deeside

"My grandma under the stairs. Not sure how long she'd been there but she looked a bit pale."

Is she free tonight?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My grandma under the stairs. Not sure how long she'd been there but she looked a bit pale.

Is she free tonight?"

Do you want teeth in or out?

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By *heslimoneMan over a year ago

Deeside

"My grandma under the stairs. Not sure how long she'd been there but she looked a bit pale.

Is she free tonight?

Do you want teeth in or out?"

Leave them in i can always pop em out if they chaff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My grandma under the stairs. Not sure how long she'd been there but she looked a bit pale.

Is she free tonight?

Do you want teeth in or out?

Leave them in i can always pop em out if they chaff "

I'll give her a rub down first to warm her up. She's a bit cold and stiff at the moment.

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By *heslimoneMan over a year ago

Deeside

"My grandma under the stairs. Not sure how long she'd been there but she looked a bit pale.

Is she free tonight?

Do you want teeth in or out?

Leave them in i can always pop em out if they chaff

I'll give her a rub down first to warm her up. She's a bit cold and stiff at the moment."

Snap so am i

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My grandma under the stairs. Not sure how long she'd been there but she looked a bit pale.

Is she free tonight?

Do you want teeth in or out?

Leave them in i can always pop em out if they chaff

I'll give her a rub down first to warm her up. She's a bit cold and stiff at the moment.

Snap so am i"

Do you want her pre-lubed?

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By *uzzy Navel OP Woman over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"My grandma under the stairs. Not sure how long she'd been there but she looked a bit pale.

Is she free tonight?

Do you want teeth in or out?

Leave them in i can always pop em out if they chaff

I'll give her a rub down first to warm her up. She's a bit cold and stiff at the moment.

Snap so am i"

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By *heslimoneMan over a year ago

Deeside

"My grandma under the stairs. Not sure how long she'd been there but she looked a bit pale.

Is she free tonight?

Do you want teeth in or out?

Leave them in i can always pop em out if they chaff

I'll give her a rub down first to warm her up. She's a bit cold and stiff at the moment.

Snap so am i

Do you want her pre-lubed?"

You don't have to go to any trouble I've got some duck fat knocking about

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My grandma under the stairs. Not sure how long she'd been there but she looked a bit pale.

Is she free tonight?

Do you want teeth in or out?

Leave them in i can always pop em out if they chaff

I'll give her a rub down first to warm her up. She's a bit cold and stiff at the moment.

Snap so am i

Do you want her pre-lubed?

You don't have to go to any trouble I've got some duck fat knocking about"

Ok. Sending her over

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By *oxychicWoman over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"I opened up a box of Quality Street that had a sewing kit in it, I hate it when that happens.

Awww how disappointing, what’s your favourite quality street sweet?"

Green triangle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Found a bottle of advocaat, so just made myself a snowball...I could be smutty, but as the suns shining I’ll invite you lot to .....

So what has anyone else found that was a pleasant surprise?

I would love love love a snowball right now

All I found today was a full bottle of fabric softener.

Boring, I know

but it saved a trip back to the shop

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By *uzzy Navel OP Woman over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"Found a bottle of advocaat, so just made myself a snowball...I could be smutty, but as the suns shining I’ll invite you lot to .....

So what has anyone else found that was a pleasant surprise?

I would love love love a snowball right now

All I found today was a full bottle of fabric softener.

Boring, I know

but it saved a trip back to the shop

I’ll save you some lovely xxx

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