FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Roast the person abov4
Roast the person abov4
Jump to: Newest in thread
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"That man likes to make out he's fancy, just cause he owns a pair of second hand brogues you can smell a mile off
get his shoes from jono James "
Says yummy but tastes mingin |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"That man likes to make out he's fancy, just cause he owns a pair of second hand brogues you can smell a mile off
get his shoes from jono James
Says yummy but tastes mingin "
Wears dirty underpants |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Im sensing a theme
Has a smelly bum
Runs an unkept zoo of bizarrely named animals. "
Has to wear red cos she’s dyed all her underwear that colour with a rogue sock. Needs to slow down when sorting the washing. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Isn't roasting meant to be something slightly personal as opposed to just general childish accusations? Haha, step it up people"
He's only looking for no strings fun because he doesn't have the emotional capacity for anything more... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Isn't roasting meant to be something slightly personal as opposed to just general childish accusations? Haha, step it up people
He's only looking for no strings fun because he doesn't have the emotional capacity for anything more..."
Socks and sandals, i don't even need to roast |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Isn't roasting meant to be something slightly personal as opposed to just general childish accusations? Haha, step it up people
He's only looking for no strings fun because he doesn't have the emotional capacity for anything more..."
He gets it!
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Isn't roasting meant to be something slightly personal as opposed to just general childish accusations? Haha, step it up people
He's only looking for no strings fun because he doesn't have the emotional capacity for anything more..." thinks socks with sandals makes him look cool |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Isn't roasting meant to be something slightly personal as opposed to just general childish accusations? Haha, step it up people
Has an unusual scrotum. "
Haha now I just need to know more about this, intrigued! Also you're so hot it is quite hard to roast you, unless it's a spitroast which I'm sure you'd enjoy |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Isn't roasting meant to be something slightly personal as opposed to just general childish accusations? Haha, step it up people
Has an unusual scrotum.
Haha now I just need to know more about this, intrigued! Also you're so hot it is quite hard to roast you, unless it's a spitroast which I'm sure you'd enjoy"
Yawn |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Isn't roasting meant to be something slightly personal as opposed to just general childish accusations? Haha, step it up people
He's only looking for no strings fun because he doesn't have the emotional capacity for anything more...
Socks and sandals, i don't even need to roast"
Who put 50 pence in this dickhead? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Isn't roasting meant to be something slightly personal as opposed to just general childish accusations? Haha, step it up people
Has an unusual scrotum.
Haha now I just need to know more about this, intrigued! Also you're so hot it is quite hard to roast you, unless it's a spitroast which I'm sure you'd enjoy
Yawn"
Is far to nice to actually be a real person! I’m sure Yasmeen is actually a robot! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Isn't roasting meant to be something slightly personal as opposed to just general childish accusations? Haha, step it up people
So try toothpaste it works "
You're about as convincing at roasting as you are at pretending you're female |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Isn't roasting meant to be something slightly personal as opposed to just general childish accusations? Haha, step it up people
Has an unusual scrotum.
Haha now I just need to know more about this, intrigued! Also you're so hot it is quite hard to roast you, unless it's a spitroast which I'm sure you'd enjoy
Yawn
Is far to nice to actually be a real person! I’m sure Yasmeen is actually a robot! "
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Isn't roasting meant to be something slightly personal as opposed to just general childish accusations? Haha, step it up people
So try toothpaste it works
You're about as convincing at roasting as you are at pretending you're female"
Who's pretending tiny dick
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Isn't roasting meant to be something slightly personal as opposed to just general childish accusations? Haha, step it up people
He's only looking for no strings fun because he doesn't have the emotional capacity for anything more...
Socks and sandals, i don't even need to roast
Who put 50 pence in this dickhead? "
Sticks his finger up his bum then sniffs when people are not looking |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Isn't roasting meant to be something slightly personal as opposed to just general childish accusations? Haha, step it up people
He's only looking for no strings fun because he doesn't have the emotional capacity for anything more...
Socks and sandals, i don't even need to roast
Who put 50 pence in this dickhead? "
Has "next" written on his underwear because that's what women say to when they see him in his pants |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Isn't roasting meant to be something slightly personal as opposed to just general childish accusations? Haha, step it up people
He's only looking for no strings fun because he doesn't have the emotional capacity for anything more...
Socks and sandals, i don't even need to roast
Who put 50 pence in this dickhead?
Has "next" written on his underwear because that's what women say to when they see him in his pants"
Wishes he had 50p for some underwear |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Isn't roasting meant to be something slightly personal as opposed to just general childish accusations? Haha, step it up people
He's only looking for no strings fun because he doesn't have the emotional capacity for anything more...
Socks and sandals, i don't even need to roast
Who put 50 pence in this dickhead?
Sticks his finger up his bum then sniffs when people are not looking "
You can do better than that, or is that too much of a compliment? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Isn't roasting meant to be something slightly personal as opposed to just general childish accusations? Haha, step it up people
He's only looking for no strings fun because he doesn't have the emotional capacity for anything more...
Socks and sandals, i don't even need to roast
Who put 50 pence in this dickhead?
Has "next" written on his underwear because that's what women say to when they see him in his pants
Wishes he had 50p for some underwear"
If I did, I'd probably give it to you for a razor to shave that chest |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Isn't roasting meant to be something slightly personal as opposed to just general childish accusations? Haha, step it up people" Rose's are red violets are black, you don't have a arse, it's as flat as your back |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Isn't roasting meant to be something slightly personal as opposed to just general childish accusations? Haha, step it up people
Has an unusual scrotum.
Haha now I just need to know more about this, intrigued! Also you're so hot it is quite hard to roast you, unless it's a spitroast which I'm sure you'd enjoy"
Who's bad at roasting now |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Isn't roasting meant to be something slightly personal as opposed to just general childish accusations? Haha, step it up people
Has an unusual scrotum.
Haha now I just need to know more about this, intrigued! Also you're so hot it is quite hard to roast you, unless it's a spitroast which I'm sure you'd enjoy
Who's bad at roasting now "
Your reputation precedes you, I've heard the channel tunnel trains get lost up your butthole |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
His boxers are so tight it's cut off the circulation to his brain. Well,I say brain but it's really his dick. He calls it his brain as it does most of his thinking. He thinks he looks sharp in his grey suits, like he's a film star. Just a pity it's Rainman. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Isn't roasting meant to be something slightly personal as opposed to just general childish accusations? Haha, step it up people
Has an unusual scrotum.
Haha now I just need to know more about this, intrigued! Also you're so hot it is quite hard to roast you, unless it's a spitroast which I'm sure you'd enjoy
Who's bad at roasting now
Your reputation precedes you, I've heard the channel tunnel trains get lost up your butthole "
It's true. I'm glad people are hearing the warnings.
I've heard you swallow hot dogs whole. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"His boxers are so tight it's cut off the circulation to his brain. Well,I say brain but it's really his dick. He calls it his brain as it does most of his thinking. He thinks he looks sharp in his grey suits, like he's a film star. Just a pity it's Rainman."
Misses the target often |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"His boxers are so tight it's cut off the circulation to his brain. Well,I say brain but it's really his dick. He calls it his brain as it does most of his thinking. He thinks he looks sharp in his grey suits, like he's a film star. Just a pity it's Rainman."
Wow....you managed to type all of that out and yet didn't even notice i dont wear boxer shorts.....you must have a tiny penis which has obviously limited the size of your brain thats contained within it if you dont know the difference between fancy lace knickers and boxer shorts |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *onny17 OP Man
over a year ago
city |
"Isn't roasting meant to be something slightly personal as opposed to just general childish accusations? Haha, step it up people
Has an unusual scrotum.
Haha now I just need to know more about this, intrigued! Also you're so hot it is quite hard to roast you, unless it's a spitroast which I'm sure you'd enjoy
Who's bad at roasting now
Your reputation precedes you, I've heard the channel tunnel trains get lost up your butthole
It's true. I'm glad people are hearing the warnings.
I've heard you swallow hot dogs whole. "
Has pics youd expect on a single male page comparing to a spray can |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Isn't roasting meant to be something slightly personal as opposed to just general childish accusations? Haha, step it up people
Has an unusual scrotum.
Haha now I just need to know more about this, intrigued! Also you're so hot it is quite hard to roast you, unless it's a spitroast which I'm sure you'd enjoy
Who's bad at roasting now
Your reputation precedes you, I've heard the channel tunnel trains get lost up your butthole
It's true. I'm glad people are hearing the warnings.
I've heard you swallow hot dogs whole. "
I do.....im getting in some practice for when I need to deep throat your oversized giant clit |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"His boxers are so tight it's cut off the circulation to his brain. Well,I say brain but it's really his dick. He calls it his brain as it does most of his thinking. He thinks he looks sharp in his grey suits, like he's a film star. Just a pity it's Rainman.
Misses the target often" says on his bio that he may not be everyone's cup of tea.... My friend you aren't even on the tea scale... More like council pop |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"His boxers are so tight it's cut off the circulation to his brain. Well,I say brain but it's really his dick. He calls it his brain as it does most of his thinking. He thinks he looks sharp in his grey suits, like he's a film star. Just a pity it's Rainman.
Misses the target often says on his bio that he may not be everyone's cup of tea.... My friend you aren't even on the tea scale... More like council pop "
I'll see you at the food bank next thursday |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"His boxers are so tight it's cut off the circulation to his brain. Well,I say brain but it's really his dick. He calls it his brain as it does most of his thinking. He thinks he looks sharp in his grey suits, like he's a film star. Just a pity it's Rainman.
Misses the target often says on his bio that he may not be everyone's cup of tea.... My friend you aren't even on the tea scale... More like council pop
I'll see you at the food bank next thursday " make sure you don't steal anything from there again |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Isn't roasting meant to be something slightly personal as opposed to just general childish accusations? Haha, step it up people
Has an unusual scrotum.
Haha now I just need to know more about this, intrigued! Also you're so hot it is quite hard to roast you, unless it's a spitroast which I'm sure you'd enjoy
Who's bad at roasting now
Your reputation precedes you, I've heard the channel tunnel trains get lost up your butthole
It's true. I'm glad people are hearing the warnings.
I've heard you swallow hot dogs whole.
Has pics youd expect on a single male page comparing to a spray can"
Seems to have a sense of humour deficit |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Isn't roasting meant to be something slightly personal as opposed to just general childish accusations? Haha, step it up people
Has an unusual scrotum.
Haha now I just need to know more about this, intrigued! Also you're so hot it is quite hard to roast you, unless it's a spitroast which I'm sure you'd enjoy
Who's bad at roasting now
Your reputation precedes you, I've heard the channel tunnel trains get lost up your butthole
It's true. I'm glad people are hearing the warnings.
I've heard you swallow hot dogs whole.
I do.....im getting in some practice for when I need to deep throat your oversized giant clit "
It's all the roids. Appreciate your dedication . |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Socks and sandals , you bounder James Bond if he was on the dole
From Mansfield....enough said already I take it when you was learning to put on make up nobody told you that you don't have to use everything in the bag "
Did nobody tell D that he doesn't need to fuck you when doing your hair in the morning? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I'm out of this, now. It was great sparring with you worthy fabbers.
Apologies if I went too far with anyone but it was all a bit of fun and I'm sure you are all lovely, lovely people |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I'm out of this, now. It was great sparring with you worthy fabbers.
Apologies if I went too far with anyone but it was all a bit of fun and I'm sure you are all lovely, lovely people "
We need some new people to join the thread! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I'm out of this, now. It was great sparring with you worthy fabbers.
Apologies if I went too far with anyone but it was all a bit of fun and I'm sure you are all lovely, lovely people
We need some new people to join the thread! "
Your name says it all... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I'm out of this, now. It was great sparring with you worthy fabbers.
Apologies if I went too far with anyone but it was all a bit of fun and I'm sure you are all lovely, lovely people
We need some new people to join the thread!
Your name says it all... "
Sadly yours doesn't, my left bollock looks more like a Sophie than you do |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"This was entertaining me a lot yesterday, let's get it going again today haha
Been here before hey ? Did the dog eat your password ? Did you get caught ? We’re you banned? "
Based on your profile I'd say you know a thing or two about dogs yoirself |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"This was entertaining me a lot yesterday, let's get it going again today haha
Been here before hey ? Did the dog eat your password ? Did you get caught ? We’re you banned?
Based on your profile I'd say you know a thing or two about dogs yoirself"
I've seen that photo of you cumming on your tummy. Maybe your dad should have done that with your mum and done the world a huge favour. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"This was entertaining me a lot yesterday, let's get it going again today haha
Been here before hey ? Did the dog eat your password ? Did you get caught ? We’re you banned?
Based on your profile I'd say you know a thing or two about dogs yoirself
I've seen that photo of you cumming on your tummy. Maybe your dad should have done that with your mum and done the world a huge favour."
Alan Carr called, he wants his wardrobe back |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic