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"...before you a comfortable farting in front of them"
Just the once.
The smell of my own farts doesn’t bother me as much as it seemingly bothers everyone else. So it’s their problem to deal with not mine! |
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over a year ago
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"...before you a comfortable farting in front of them"
When the moment is right. I’d want it to be a special moment.
(No farting when we have dinner please as the other guests wouldn’t approve) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"...before you a comfortable farting in front of them
When the moment is right. I’d want it to be a special moment.
(No farting when we have dinner please as the other guests wouldn’t approve) "
I'm promising nothing |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"...before you a comfortable farting in front of them
When the moment is right. I’d want it to be a special moment.
(No farting when we have dinner please as the other guests wouldn’t approve)
I'm promising nothing "
I’ll keep my face mask on then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As soon as i walk through the door on first meet, it's a means of marking my claim
Ewwww. You were on my like list too 
I was? When are you free to be marked?  "
That sentence holds greatly different connotations for me |
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"As soon as i walk through the door on first meet, it's a means of marking my claim
Ewwww. You were on my like list too
I was? When are you free to be marked?
That sentence holds greatly different connotations for me "
I'm happy to them explained to me in exquisite detail |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"...before you a comfortable farting in front of them
Never  I was married for a long time and never did that in front of him It’s just not something I would do  "
A true lady I’ve been married 30 years and never heard my wife pass wind
On the other hand am a wind farm  |
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"Erm....
Oooooohhhhh....
Let me ponder that for a while.
I've got you pegged as a first meet pumper you just don't give a shit....well not unless it was an especially powerful one "
If I had a stinky bum day I'd not meet. My farts only smell when I've got an upset tum, so that would be a huge red flag and warning for me that meeting would be a really bad idea at that time!
I don't see the point in holding them in. Imagine getting folded in half all naked and aroused and then brrrrrppppfftttttt.
Like a balloon being deflated.
Hell no. I'll not reach that point. I ain't giving myself tummy ache holding onto them only for them to escape at the worst time.
Or a nice relaxing massage and you let go coz you've finally relaxed.
I much prefer a relaxed tum all day long, less chance of it being genuinely embarrassing at an inopportune moment.
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Erm....
Oooooohhhhh....
Let me ponder that for a while.
I've got you pegged as a first meet pumper you just don't give a shit....well not unless it was an especially powerful one
If I had a stinky bum day I'd not meet. My farts only smell when I've got an upset tum, so that would be a huge red flag and warning for me that meeting would be a really bad idea at that time!
I don't see the point in holding them in. Imagine getting folded in half all naked and aroused and then brrrrrppppfftttttt.
Like a balloon being deflated.
Hell no. I'll not reach that point. I ain't giving myself tummy ache holding onto them only for them to escape at the worst time.
Or a nice relaxing massage and you let go coz you've finally relaxed.
I much prefer a relaxed tum all day long, less chance of it being genuinely embarrassing at an inopportune moment.
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Stinky bum day
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Soooo the first time I met John over 17 years ago we had been out for food and drinks went back to my mum's house we were all sat chatting then no word of a lie John literally cocked his leg and let rip all I can say is its a bloody good job I liked him xx |
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