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Why is cake mentioned so much by forumites ?
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over a year ago
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"I mean it’s nice and that but have you ever tried sex ?!"
Donkeys are motivated by a carrot on a stick as are some people by cake on a plate its simple really. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who mentioned cake  
I think the mention of cake is needed sometimes when things get a little heated in here  plus I talk about it a lot as I bake a lot of cake  would you like to taste some OP
Can we make a deal? You can have LVM for a night if he comes home with a cake 
Ohhh I like this deal how do you think he will feel about it what flavour cake would you like  "
I think it would make both of us happy Carrot cake without sultanas please, but if you want to win his heart as well then Black Forrest chateau. Thanks in advance |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Who mentioned cake
I think the mention of cake is needed sometimes when things get a little heated in here plus I talk about it a lot as I bake a lot of cake would you like to taste some OP
Can we make a deal? You can have LVM for a night if he comes home with a cake
Ohhh I like this deal how do you think he will feel about it what flavour cake would you like
I think it would make both of us happy Carrot cake without sultanas please, but if you want to win his heart as well then Black Forrest chateau. Thanks in advance "
Ohh I will get practicing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who mentioned cake
I think the mention of cake is needed sometimes when things get a little heated in here plus I talk about it a lot as I bake a lot of cake would you like to taste some OP
Can we make a deal? You can have LVM for a night if he comes home with a cake
Ohhh I like this deal how do you think he will feel about it what flavour cake would you like
I think it would make both of us happy Carrot cake without sultanas please, but if you want to win his heart as well then Black Forrest chateau. Thanks in advance
Ohh I will get practicing "
I love my auto carrot...I meant gateau obviously 
You have plenty of time |
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"I mean it’s nice and that but have you ever tried sex ?!"
I thought it was because when Marie Antoinette famously said let them eat cake it was code for inviting the peasants in for an orgy. It’s a well known fact that she enjoyed sexual encounters with the working classes and was in fact the inspiration for Pulp’s classic hit ‘common people’. I may have made that all up. |
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"I think cheese should replace cake in all honest. Cake is all light and fluffy and cutesy but cheese is gooey and sharp and tantalisingly delicious. More cheese.  "
Meli do you want to join my cheese orgy? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think cheese should replace cake in all honest. Cake is all light and fluffy and cutesy but cheese is gooey and sharp and tantalisingly delicious. More cheese. "
I love you, I do but but...cake...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cake has never been disappointing...sex on the other hand
Ouch!! Poor Lorenzo
Wait what have I missed? 
The right spot apparently. "
I never said I meant Lorenzo. There were guys before him who didn't deliver what was promised though |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I think cheese should replace cake in all honest. Cake is all light and fluffy and cutesy but cheese is gooey and sharp and tantalisingly delicious. More cheese.
Meli do you want to join my cheese orgy? "
 Do I? My two favourite things - attractive people and cheese. Sign me up please! |
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"Cake has never been disappointing...sex on the other hand
Ouch!! Poor Lorenzo
Wait what have I missed?
The right spot apparently.
I never said I meant Lorenzo. There were guys before him who didn't deliver what was promised though "
I know, I know, just teasing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cake has never been disappointing...sex on the other hand
Ouch!! Poor Lorenzo
Wait what have I missed?
The right spot apparently.
I never said I meant Lorenzo. There were guys before him who didn't deliver what was promised though "
Nice save  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who mentioned cake
I think the mention of cake is needed sometimes when things get a little heated in here plus I talk about it a lot as I bake a lot of cake would you like to taste some OP
Can we make a deal? You can have LVM for a night if he comes home with a cake
Ohhh I like this deal how do you think he will feel about it what flavour cake would you like
I think it would make both of us happy Carrot cake without sultanas please, but if you want to win his heart as well then Black Forrest chateau. Thanks in advance
Ohh I will get practicing
I love my auto carrot...I meant gateau obviously
You have plenty of time "
Funnily enough, I'm okay with this arrangement |
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"I think cheese should replace cake in all honest. Cake is all light and fluffy and cutesy but cheese is gooey and sharp and tantalisingly delicious. More cheese.
Meli do you want to join my cheese orgy?
Do I? My two favourite things - attractive people and cheese. Sign me up please!"
Though the fondue is only available pre orgy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cake has never been disappointing...sex on the other hand
Ouch!! Poor Lorenzo
Wait what have I missed?
The right spot apparently. "
I just spat out my tea |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cake has never been disappointing...sex on the other hand
Ouch!! Poor Lorenzo
Wait what have I missed?
The right spot apparently.
I just spat out my tea
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I'm not even mad. Excellent delivery |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Who mentioned cake
I think the mention of cake is needed sometimes when things get a little heated in here plus I talk about it a lot as I bake a lot of cake would you like to taste some OP
Can we make a deal? You can have LVM for a night if he comes home with a cake
Ohhh I like this deal how do you think he will feel about it what flavour cake would you like
I think it would make both of us happy Carrot cake without sultanas please, but if you want to win his heart as well then Black Forrest chateau. Thanks in advance
Ohh I will get practicing
I love my auto carrot...I meant gateau obviously
You have plenty of time
Funnily enough, I'm okay with this arrangement "
Yippee |
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"Cake has never been disappointing...sex on the other hand
Ouch!! Poor Lorenzo
Wait what have I missed?
The right spot apparently.
I just spat out my tea
I'm not even mad. Excellent delivery "
I'm available for weddings and bar mitzvahs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cake has never been disappointing...sex on the other hand
Ouch!! Poor Lorenzo
Wait what have I missed?
The right spot apparently.
I just spat out my tea
I'm not even mad. Excellent delivery
I'm available for weddings and bar mitzvahs"
You don't say... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We all just like fucking cake
Buttercream makes it very interesting
Yes she does
By two seconds...
wonder how she feels about me licking her off a naked bod "
That's going in the wank bank... |
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By *JohnMan
over a year ago
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"Cake has never been disappointing..."
You've never got the sugar and salt containers mixed up.
And I have one word for you, Meli: Cheesecake. For some reason I now have this fantasy of licking it off your naked body. It's cheesecake, how could I say no? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We all just like fucking cake
I'd rather fuck another person but with cake, yes please will cherry bake wells do ????"
Not quite the same but it's a start |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How to fill a thread- what we know so far, a summary;
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Mention the following:
1. Cake
2. Forumites
3. Sex
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There's no real evidence for that...but it is scientific FACT. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How to fill a thread- what we know so far, a summary;
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Mention the following:
1. Cake
2. Forumites
3. Sex
There's no real evidence for that...but it is scientific FACT. "
Thank you Professor McScience |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We all just like fucking cake
I'd rather fuck another person but with cake, yes please will cherry bake wells do ????
Not quite the same but it's a start I’ve got several types of mr Kiplings "
I've got some angel slices  |
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"We all just like fucking cake
I'd rather fuck another person but with cake, yes please will cherry bake wells do ????
Not quite the same but it's a start I’ve got several types of mr Kiplings
I've got some angel slices "
should we play hide the angel slice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We all just like fucking cake
I'd rather fuck another person but with cake, yes please will cherry bake wells do ????
Not quite the same but it's a start I’ve got several types of mr Kiplings
I've got some angel slices should we play hide the angel slice "
Happy to hide it in my mouth |
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"We all just like fucking cake
I'd rather fuck another person but with cake, yes please will cherry bake wells do ????
Not quite the same but it's a start I’ve got several types of mr Kiplings
I've got some angel slices should we play hide the angel slice
Happy to hide it in my mouth "
Hmmm I wonder if I could balance it somthing first lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How to fill a thread- what we know so far, a summary;
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Mention the following:
1. Cake
2. Forumites
3. Sex
You read the room, buddy! Congratulations!
Now, where's the coffee cake?
Mrs TMN x"
Emotional scenes in the Jeans household, having a thread reach double figures, but also Underlying feeling of selling out! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's code for anal. "
Now Coffee and walnut has entered my head I’ll think of you next time I’m at my local tearoom I’ll be the one sensually licking the cream filling between the sponge layers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm eating cake right now
Perhaps it's our hedonistic tendencies. Sex. Cake. What more to life does there need to be.
Marshmallows "
Do I need to do a marshmallow photo shoot? How awful if half my photos ended up as food porn |
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"I think cheese should replace cake in all honest. Cake is all light and fluffy and cutesy but cheese is gooey and sharp and tantalisingly delicious. More cheese. "
Oh yes I love cake but a baked Camembert with some crusty bread or some brie on crackers or a nice chedder mmmm |
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"I'm eating cake right now
Perhaps it's our hedonistic tendencies. Sex. Cake. What more to life does there need to be.
Marshmallows
Do I need to do a marshmallow photo shoot? How awful if half my photos ended up as food porn "
Oh yeah that's a definite must. Food porn is good, maybe I could do one eating a lion bar |
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"I think cheese should replace cake in all honest. Cake is all light and fluffy and cutesy but cheese is gooey and sharp and tantalisingly delicious. More cheese.
Oh yes I love cake but a baked Camembert with some crusty bread or some brie on crackers or a nice chedder mmmm "
Ohhhh, yes! Or fondue |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm eating cake right now
Perhaps it's our hedonistic tendencies. Sex. Cake. What more to life does there need to be.
Marshmallows
Do I need to do a marshmallow photo shoot? How awful if half my photos ended up as food porn
Oh yeah that's a definite must. Food porn is good, maybe I could do one eating a lion bar "
Let's do it then helpfully check each other's photo quality |
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"I'm eating cake right now
Perhaps it's our hedonistic tendencies. Sex. Cake. What more to life does there need to be.
Marshmallows
Do I need to do a marshmallow photo shoot? How awful if half my photos ended up as food porn
Oh yeah that's a definite must. Food porn is good, maybe I could do one eating a lion bar
Let's do it then helpfully check each other's photo quality "
Deal heat, hope they sell lion bars in the corner shop |
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"I think cheese should replace cake in all honest. Cake is all light and fluffy and cutesy but cheese is gooey and sharp and tantalisingly delicious. More cheese.
Oh yes I love cake but a baked Camembert with some crusty bread or some brie on crackers or a nice chedder mmmm
Ohhhh, yes! Or fondue "
Mmmmm I need that in my life right now hehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I mean it’s nice and that but have you ever tried sex ?!
But I can't have sex at the moment 
Actually I can't have cake either.
Wow life sucks
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It'll get better!
What CAN you do? |
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"It's code for anal.
That explains it! Last time I was offered cake, as I was happily tucking in to a slice of cheesecake, I did wonder why they bummed me...
Really I talk about cake a lot and never knew this good job I like both "
Me too!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I mean it’s nice and that but have you ever tried sex ?!
But I can't have sex at the moment
Actually I can't have cake either.
Wow life sucks
It'll get better!
What CAN you do? "
Cry into my salad |
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It's the process from start to finish making them separately or together. The flavours and smells the anticipation and then the consumption.
Watching, tasting, feeding, being feed, flirting, playing, messing so many opportunities to enjoy.
Cake it's a wonderful world of fun |
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