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What fresh hell is this? Worst noise
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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My darling son has brought home a recorder and is now enthusiastically practising 
Distract me please before I cut my own ears off with a rusty knife
What’s the most irritating sound in the world?
J |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any kids toy that is push activated. Or those bastard tubes that make a sound when you turn them upside down. The fucker who invented those arghhh"
Ah yes. We had one of those V-tec push along things that played the most irritating song. Still haunts me now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Any kids toy that is push activated. Or those bastard tubes that make a sound when you turn them upside down. The fucker who invented those arghhh"
*Fixing a typo* 
I can't wait for my best friend to piss me off next so I can buy his son a noisy toy. I'm officially the worst kind of person |
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"Any kids toy that is push activated. Or those bastard tubes that make a sound when you turn them upside down. The fucker who invented those arghhh
Ah yes. We had one of those V-tec push along things that played the most irritating song. Still haunts me now "
It's the ones that self activate in the middle of the night so you think you're being burgled are the worst |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My 3 year old came back from a day at the seaside side at the weekend with a whistle...
Its somehow gotten "lost" and replaced with a no noise making plastic tractor!"
Ha! I did a joint birthday party once with another mum for our boys. She was on party bag duty and put bloody kazoos in there!! I had to send apology texts after absolving myself of all responsibility  |
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"My darling son has brought home a recorder and is now enthusiastically practising
Distract me please before I cut my own ears off with a rusty knife
What’s the most irritating sound in the world?
J "
After remembering the sound they made in school that has made me chuckle! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My darling son has brought home a recorder and is now enthusiastically practising
Distract me please before I cut my own ears off with a rusty knife
What’s the most irritating sound in the world?
J "
Cutting the ears off won't help. Need to burst the ear drum.
Good luck  |
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"My wee one's dad sent her home with a harmonica recently, the big shit told her her mum loved them so to give me concerts often  !"
Erm might have sent Ms daughter home to her mother with pet snails and slugs over lockdown. To be fair it was her own idea |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"One of mine progressed from recorder to violin, and another one came home with a trombone.
I feel your pain OP  "
Oh good Lord. I’m really hoping to avoid violins |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ahhh, i remember the days of trying to play "three blind mice"in the recorder 
Has it now progressed to playing Pussycat dolls?"
I can still do London’s Burning. Just tried. Quite proud of myself |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Any kids toy that is push activated. Or those bastard tubes that make a sound when you turn them upside down. The fucker who invented those arghhh
*Fixing a typo*
I can't wait for my best friend to piss me off next so I can buy his son a noisy toy. I'm officially the worst kind of person "
Ha! My mother always bought THE noisiest toys for mine. A drum kit and life sized growling snow leopard were particularly memorable  |
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"Any kids toy that is push activated. Or those bastard tubes that make a sound when you turn them upside down. The fucker who invented those arghhh
*Fixing a typo*
I can't wait for my best friend to piss me off next so I can buy his son a noisy toy. I'm officially the worst kind of person "
Be careful what games you play, my sister thought it was funny to get our two the noisiest toys she could find thinking she was safe as her kids were in their teens. You should have seen her face when we turned up on Christmas Day with a drum kit, electric guitar and amp for her two. |
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By *hav02Man
over a year ago
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"Ahhh, i remember the days of trying to play "three blind mice"in the recorder
Has it now progressed to playing Pussycat dolls?
I can still do London’s Burning. Just tried. Quite proud of myself "
Well done you! But did you find the rest of your household covering their ears .... My ears were itchy this evening |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ahhh, i remember the days of trying to play "three blind mice"in the recorder
Has it now progressed to playing Pussycat dolls?
I can still do London’s Burning. Just tried. Quite proud of myself
Well done you! But did you find the rest of your household covering their ears .... My ears were itchy this evening "
I think they were actually impressed it could make a sound approaching a melody and not just a hideous shriek lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Violin must be worse
Those letters from school went straight into the recycling, whoops!
Jo x "
Agreed. I think I’d encourage a less painful hobby. Like fire eating |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The morning alarm
The hoover
Walking past the kids toy box in the dark and something starts talking or laughing it's literally the most terrifying split second ever "
Ha! My mum once bought the freakiest looking clown dolls ever (no noise thankfully) but one fell out of the toy box as I was walking past. Aged me by about 10 years  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My darling son has brought home a recorder and is now enthusiastically practising
Distract me please before I cut my own ears off with a rusty knife
What’s the most irritating sound in the world?
J "
Children  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Peeeeeeeppaaaaaa Pig!
Parents of younger kids will understand I believe... "
Oh god no! I hate that fucking pig!!!
I’m a vegetarian and I’d still eat that pig on a sandwich just to get it the fuck off my tv!!! |
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"Peeeeeeeppaaaaaa Pig!
Parents of younger kids will understand I believe...
Bong bing boo bing bong bing bing bong Bingaly bungaly boo"
I will assume you have not yet had the delights of Hey Duggee and the stick song? |
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"Peeeeeeeppaaaaaa Pig!
Parents of younger kids will understand I believe...
Bong bing boo bing bong bing bing bong Bingaly bungaly boo
I will assume you have not yet had the delights of Hey Duggee and the stick song? "
But it's brilliant!
Stick, stick, stick, stick, sticky, sticky, stick, stick |
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"Peeeeeeeppaaaaaa Pig!
Parents of younger kids will understand I believe...
Bong bing boo bing bong bing bing bong Bingaly bungaly boo
I will assume you have not yet had the delights of Hey Duggee and the stick song?
But it's brilliant!
Stick, stick, stick, stick, sticky, sticky, stick, stick "
Hahaha also have a look at gonoodle and moosetube on you tube I particularly like peanut butter in a cup |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My darling son has brought home a recorder and is now enthusiastically practising
Distract me please before I cut my own ears off with a rusty knife
What’s the most irritating sound in the world?
J "
I think you've won there, OP. Nothing more irritating than a recorder. Why do all little people learn them?! They're just the flute's more annoying sibling! |
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