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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Now we already know that Fab is filled to the brim with time wasters and fakes but did you know that many of those fakes, especially the forumites, are actually Fab employees. I haven't busted this all the way open yet but I want your input on who you think does what.
Meli definitely works in their HR. With that gorgeous face and silky smooth voice she'd make you forget about whatever your grievance was. Failing that: epic boobs will do the trick.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your clearly the trouble making copy boy 
Catch is the office ho, he'll sleep with anyone at an office party if you ply him with drink "
Well, I don't even think I can try and deny that   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your clearly the trouble making copy boy
Catch is the office ho, he'll sleep with anyone at an office party if you ply him with drink "
I've got an unopened bottle of gentleman Jack with your name in it.... And a photocopier...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Your clearly the trouble making copy boy
Catch is the office ho, he'll sleep with anyone at an office party if you ply him with drink
I've got an unopened bottle of gentleman Jack with your name in it.... And a photocopier...... "
Oooh, don't need the alcohol for photo copier fun  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Can I be the post room bitch?
I’m fully qualified and will get to pass by you all with my post trolley and get the latest hot news! "
Dammit, I was planning to apply for that job!
I'll take PA to the big boss.... I think I have the skills
Plus I'll be the one who gets to see and hear everything and never tell  |
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I (Mr) have experience in electronic communication and a diverse array of electronic systems. Mrs is always keen to assist me. So we could provide technical support for the office systems. Hope staff members don't mind us crawling under their desk on occasion to fix a fault or two while they work. Can't guarantee we won't get distracted under the desk. One or both of us may provide an 'extra' service under there depending on what we bump into under there. Also we're very easy going so staff would always be welcome to come down to our workshop in the basement to discuss their technical issues in person. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does this make me the resident Nerd
Not quite skilled enough to be the official IT guy but still nerdy enough to know that you don't plug the wire in THAT hole "
You can't be the IT guy because that would be me.
I know which plugs go in which sockets and how to interface everything in the correct way.
And I'm an expert at loading her software onto my hardware. |
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I'm the old hand ex Swiss Tony sales guy .... making a sales call is like making love to a beautiful woman ...you size her up .. make some compliments ... remove any objections...and get down to business  |
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By *angerineMan
over a year ago
somewhere inbetween the right and wrong |
"Does this make me the resident Nerd
Not quite skilled enough to be the official IT guy but still nerdy enough to know that you don't plug the wire in THAT hole
You can't be the IT guy because that would be me.
I know which plugs go in which sockets and how to interface everything in the correct way.
And I'm an expert at loading her software onto my hardware."
Just don't mention your floppy drive or lack of RAM... Ammirite.
Lol  |
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"Does this make me the resident Nerd
Not quite skilled enough to be the official IT guy but still nerdy enough to know that you don't plug the wire in THAT hole
You can't be the IT guy because that would be me.
I know which plugs go in which sockets and how to interface everything in the correct way.
And I'm an expert at loading her software onto my hardware."
You would have competition. Loads of people here are experienced with virtual and (head-in) cloud based. In fact its all they have.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does this make me the resident Nerd
Not quite skilled enough to be the official IT guy but still nerdy enough to know that you don't plug the wire in THAT hole
You can't be the IT guy because that would be me.
I know which plugs go in which sockets and how to interface everything in the correct way.
And I'm an expert at loading her software onto my hardware.
Just don't mention your floppy drive or lack of RAM... Ammirite.
Lol "
Floppy drives are so last century Nothing more useful nowadays to have Linux loaded onto a memory stick with diagnostic and antivirus software |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I be the post room bitch?
I’m fully qualified and will get to pass by you all with my post trolley and get the latest hot news!
Dammit, I was planning to apply for that job!
I'll take PA to the big boss.... I think I have the skills
Plus I'll be the one who gets to see and hear everything and never tell "
I would rather like to be a member of the exec team.
Setting strategic direction for the company, investing in improving our Fab services and driving our company to out perform our competitors plus the board room meetings would be a fun place to use my feminine charms to influence and lead my teams to perform at their best levels
Her x |
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