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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

That can’t be right can it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do you mean?

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By *adHatter_RestrainedAliceCouple over a year ago

In The Hills

Why not?

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

its personal choice.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's wrong with that? They still have needs.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman over a year ago

ashford

Pregnant women's hormones make them very randy so why not? X

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

Durham

If they are happy to then that's all that matters. It doesn't affect you so why be so judgemental.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple over a year ago

Worcester

Both pregnancies made me a horny mess, I wore out my husband, burnt out two vibrators and discovered that I actually like anal.

If I had been on fab then I would probably have had to install a revolving door.

Can you tell me why you feel sex when pregnant is wrong? Are you that hung that you think you’d do some damage?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"That can’t be right can it? "

You know it doesn't automatically mean they're barebacking randoms and risking their unborns health via STIs don't ya?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*sips tea*

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By *acktar74Man over a year ago

leeds

Sits quiet eating popcorn reading the comments

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That can’t be right can it? "

No. Swinging meets are against current site rules.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What others do is their choice. It has no impact on your life OP. So why let it exercise your mind.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OP. Why don’t you think of pregnant women as adults who can decide on what’s best for themselves rather than thinking of them as nothing more than child carriers.

Their bodies are still their bodies regardless if they’re pregnant or not. They’re able to know what they can and can’t do- not you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There bodies so why not it's up to them to choose surely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*sips tea*"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sex doesn’t harm the foetus if that’s what you’re worried about OP?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*sips tea*"

This thread is my new favourite.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Their body, their choice and not for anyone else to say whether its right or not.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Love a pregnant woman,love the big tight belly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*sips tea*"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I was thinking more of when unborn child gets older and his mum tells him/her she fucked half of fab while very far a long With pregnancy can’t be a nice thing to do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*sips tea*

I've had my rant for this evening so I am merely observing and watching this one unfold.

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By *yn drwgMan over a year ago

Camarthen

Slightly judgemental, I would happily meet a pregnant woman you respect the do's and don'ts like any other meet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was thinking more of when unborn child gets older and his mum tells him/her she fucked half of fab while very far a long With pregnancy can’t be a nice thing to do "

Okay. I can't stay quiet.

What the FUCK.

Has your mum ever sat you down and told you about the men she has fucked? If so I am very sorry as she shouldn't have.

For the love of God step away from the internet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*sips tea*

I've had my rant for this evening so I am merely observing and watching this one unfold. "

I do that a lot now. I find it easier!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I was thinking more of when unborn child gets older and his mum tells him/her she fucked half of fab while very far a long With pregnancy can’t be a nice thing to do "

Um...do you think that’s an entirely likely conversation to have? Wondering what age that would happen... Mr.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman over a year ago

ashford

"I was thinking more of when unborn child gets older and his mum tells him/her she fucked half of fab while very far a long With pregnancy can’t be a nice thing to do "

Why on earth would she need to tell the child this?? And why presume she is going to fuck half of fab ? X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was thinking more of when unborn child gets older and his mum tells him/her she fucked half of fab while very far a long With pregnancy can’t be a nice thing to do "

Why would she tell her kid about her own sex life. That’s her business. Does your mum tell you the explicit ins and outs of her sex life? If she does, do you care? Or do you accept she’s an adult and her own person

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was thinking more of when unborn child gets older and his mum tells him/her she fucked half of fab while very far a long With pregnancy can’t be a nice thing to do "

Why would they do that? Has your mum told you about every guy she ever slept with?

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By *.L.0460.Woman over a year ago

Bognor Regis

"I was thinking more of when unborn child gets older and his mum tells him/her she fucked half of fab while very far a long With pregnancy can’t be a nice thing to do "

What tf are you sniffing tonight???

Did your parents tell you all the shit they got up to when you were just a twinkle in Daddy's eye or summat??? Give your head a wobble sunshine...

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By *acktar74Man over a year ago

leeds

Pause all comments for 3 mins just getting a brew.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*sips tea*

I've had my rant for this evening so I am merely observing and watching this one unfold.

I do that a lot now. I find it easier!"

There is something in the fab water this evening

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was thinking more of when unborn child gets older and his mum tells him/her she fucked half of fab while very far a long With pregnancy can’t be a nice thing to do "

What?

Surely you are on the wind up right?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was thinking more of when unborn child gets older and his mum tells him/her she fucked half of fab while very far a long With pregnancy can’t be a nice thing to do

Okay. I can't stay quiet.

What the FUCK.

Has your mum ever sat you down and told you about the men she has fucked? If so I am very sorry as she shouldn't have.

For the love of God step away from the internet. "
wow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was thinking more of when unborn child gets older and his mum tells him/her she fucked half of fab while very far a long With pregnancy can’t be a nice thing to do

What tf are you sniffing tonight???

Did your parents tell you all the shit they got up to when you were just a twinkle in Daddy's eye or summat??? Give your head a wobble sunshine..."

Hahahahah

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was thinking more of when unborn child gets older and his mum tells him/her she fucked half of fab while very far a long With pregnancy can’t be a nice thing to do "
why on earth would anyone do that ? Did you tell your own kids about your sexual exploits with their mum whilst she carried them ? Abseurd thinking .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was thinking more of when unborn child gets older and his mum tells him/her she fucked half of fab while very far a long With pregnancy can’t be a nice thing to do "

She must of fucked his dad... so what is the difference..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was thinking more of when unborn child gets older and his mum tells him/her she fucked half of fab while very far a long With pregnancy can’t be a nice thing to do "

Oh dear.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nothing is more sexy then a pregnant woman a big turn on for me

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By *irginieWoman over a year ago

Near Marlborough

"I was thinking more of when unborn child gets older and his mum tells him/her she fucked half of fab while very far a long With pregnancy can’t be a nice thing to do "

But it’s perfectly ok to tell my child as I wasn’t on here when I was pregnant. Good job I read this, else I’d have had a parenting fail

V x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Okay so she don’t tell but they find out or even if they don’t just not right to fuck lots of different people why preggers in my opinion. But hey it’s all about opinions that’s the joy of a forum huh

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was thinking more of when unborn child gets older and his mum tells him/her she fucked half of fab while very far a long With pregnancy can’t be a nice thing to do "

You think mothers normally tell their children later in life about what their sex life was like during pregnancy regardless of what form it took??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Okay so she don’t tell but they find out or even if they don’t just not right to fuck lots of different people why preggers in my opinion. But hey it’s all about opinions that’s the joy of a forum huh "

Why not?

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By *.L.0460.Woman over a year ago

Bognor Regis

*rubbing my temples & practicing my calming breathing techniques.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm glad you have an opinion on something your body isn't capable of doing OP.

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

"That can’t be right can it? "

There are couples that don't kiss: they want to have something special just for them. There are couples who soft swap, penetration is just for them. Other couples you can take them any which way in every oriface and twice on Sunday's.

Not my business if they want to swing whilst pregnant.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

What about just fucking one or 2 other people whilst preggers - is that ok? Mr.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"OP. Why don’t you think of pregnant women as adults who can decide on what’s best for themselves rather than thinking of them as nothing more than child carriers.

Their bodies are still their bodies regardless if they’re pregnant or not. They’re able to know what they can and can’t do- not you."

Jamie, most eloquently put

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How on earth would the child find out.

And no you really don't get an option on what another consenting adult does with their body.

You don't have to like it but you also don't have to tell someone its wrong.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I was thinking more of when unborn child gets older and his mum tells him/her she fucked half of fab while very far a long With pregnancy can’t be a nice thing to do

You think mothers normally tell their children later in life about what their sex life was like during pregnancy regardless of what form it took??

Shit, didn't know we were supposed to confess all. Well, our 18yo is going to get a shock next time we ask to have a chat

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Well as I say all about opinions but mine is that it’s just not fair on the baby sorry not gonna change that also what if they saw a video as lots add them on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was thinking more of when unborn child gets older and his mum tells him/her she fucked half of fab while very far a long With pregnancy can’t be a nice thing to do

You think mothers normally tell their children later in life about what their sex life was like during pregnancy regardless of what form it took??

Shit, didn't know we were supposed to confess all. Well, our 18yo is going to get a shock next time we ask to have a chat

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I was thinking more of when unborn child gets older and his mum tells him/her she fucked half of fab while very far a long With pregnancy can’t be a nice thing to do

You think mothers normally tell their children later in life about what their sex life was like during pregnancy regardless of what form it took??

Shit, didn't know we were supposed to confess all. Well, our 18yo is going to get a shock next time we ask to have a chat

You should have had that chat long before now apparently

Mr.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why not? Nothing wrong with it xx

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By *rishman444Man over a year ago

letterkenny

"I was thinking more of when unborn child gets older and his mum tells him/her she fucked half of fab while very far a long With pregnancy can’t be a nice thing to do

Okay. I can't stay quiet.

What the FUCK.

Has your mum ever sat you down and told you about the men she has fucked? If so I am very sorry as she shouldn't have.

For the love of God step away from the internet. "
????????this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

tarzan83 Mate, why involved yourself with the pregnant ladies... now you gonna deal with the hormones.... roast in peace mate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was thinking more of when unborn child gets older and his mum tells him/her she fucked half of fab while very far a long With pregnancy can’t be a nice thing to do

You think mothers normally tell their children later in life about what their sex life was like during pregnancy regardless of what form it took??

Shit, didn't know we were supposed to confess all. Well, our 18yo is going to get a shock next time we ask to have a chat

I just hope you've kept a tally..

How many of each sexual act..

Will there be pie charts and graphs??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well as I say all about opinions but mine is that it’s just not fair on the baby sorry not gonna change that also what if they saw a video as lots add them on here "

Oh dear.

Thats a iv got now.

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Absolutely not. Women are just human incubators and sex isn't for their enjoyment, it's for breeding them only.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"I was thinking more of when unborn child gets older and his mum tells him/her she fucked half of fab while very far a long With pregnancy can’t be a nice thing to do "

I can't imagine your mum saying "hey son, it's a good job you weren't in the first jizz of the night or I'd have swallowed ya"

What kind of conversations do you think parents have with their kids?

"It could be worse kiddo, your great gran was one grape away from Jack the Ripper"

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Well as I say all about opinions but mine is that it’s just not fair on the baby sorry not gonna change that also what if they saw a video as lots add them on here "

Mate, stop. Just...stop.

I mean...nope. Just stop. Mr.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I was thinking more of when unborn child gets older and his mum tells him/her she fucked half of fab while very far a long With pregnancy can’t be a nice thing to do "

Do you know what I know about my parents' sex life?

*Absolutely nothing*

I vaguely remember my mum being pregnant with my youngest sibling. I presume I know how that happened but *Swing's brain refuses to go there*. I presume that's true of me and my other sibling but *nope nope nope*.

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By *rmrs1234Couple over a year ago

Waterford

Aaaand thats enough of fab and the internet for today.

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By *.L.0460.Woman over a year ago

Bognor Regis

"Well as I say all about opinions but mine is that it’s just not fair on the baby sorry not gonna change that also what if they saw a video as lots add them on here "

You seem to have a very low opinion of a parent's ability to have a private life.

If we all knew what our parents got up to before our arrival on this planet, we'd all be on a psychiatric ward somewhere...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I was thinking more of when unborn child gets older and his mum tells him/her she fucked half of fab while very far a long With pregnancy can’t be a nice thing to do

You think mothers normally tell their children later in life about what their sex life was like during pregnancy regardless of what form it took??

Shit, didn't know we were supposed to confess all. Well, our 18yo is going to get a shock next time we ask to have a chat

I just hope you've kept a tally..

How many of each sexual act..

Will there be pie charts and graphs??"

Oh yes, most definitely. And those whizzy animations you get in PowerPoint. Now, does anyone know how to represent a gangbang in Wingdings?!

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman over a year ago

The place where fairies live

"I was thinking more of when unborn child gets older and his mum tells him/her she fucked half of fab while very far a long With pregnancy can’t be a nice thing to do "

Hilarious...

I'm not quite sure at what time of life you would discuss this with your child?

Primary school? GCSEs?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is the best thread in ages..

The chances of finding one video 18 years after the fact... Cracking stuff

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By *.L.0460.Woman over a year ago

Bognor Regis

"Aaaand thats enough of fab and the internet for today.

*hands raised in defeat!! You can't argue with stupid!!

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By *uriouscouple83Couple over a year ago

Worcester

"Well as I say all about opinions but mine is that it’s just not fair on the baby sorry not gonna change that also what if they saw a video as lots add them on here "

But you still haven’t stated a reason for your opinion? Do women not have needs? Once a woman becomes a mother does she cease to have sexual desires?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I was thinking more of when unborn child gets older and his mum tells him/her she fucked half of fab while very far a long With pregnancy can’t be a nice thing to do

You think mothers normally tell their children later in life about what their sex life was like during pregnancy regardless of what form it took??

Shit, didn't know we were supposed to confess all. Well, our 18yo is going to get a shock next time we ask to have a chat

I just hope you've kept a tally..

How many of each sexual act..

Will there be pie charts and graphs??

Oh yes, most definitely. And those whizzy animations you get in PowerPoint. Now, does anyone know how to represent a gangbang in Wingdings?!

Mr.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thankfully you will never be pregnant and have that 'dilemma'.

I'm pretty sure babies/fetuses arent exactly sensitive to any perceived moral issues...whilst they somersault happily in the womb.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Well as I say all about opinions but mine is that it’s just not fair on the baby sorry not gonna change that also what if they saw a video as lots add them on here

But you still haven’t stated a reason for your opinion? Do women not have needs? Once a woman becomes a mother does she cease to have sexual desires?"

It's coz the kid might see it innit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was thinking more of when unborn child gets older and his mum tells him/her she fucked half of fab while very far a long With pregnancy can’t be a nice thing to do

You think mothers normally tell their children later in life about what their sex life was like during pregnancy regardless of what form it took??

Shit, didn't know we were supposed to confess all. Well, our 18yo is going to get a shock next time we ask to have a chat

I just hope you've kept a tally..

How many of each sexual act..

Will there be pie charts and graphs??

Oh yes, most definitely. And those whizzy animations you get in PowerPoint. Now, does anyone know how to represent a gangbang in Wingdings?!

Presumably with trauma counselling afterwards for the poor little bugger..they'll never be the same again!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman over a year ago

ashford

"Well as I say all about opinions but mine is that it’s just not fair on the baby sorry not gonna change that also what if they saw a video as lots add them on here "

I think u are on the wind up now tbh??

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I was thinking more of when unborn child gets older and his mum tells him/her she fucked half of fab while very far a long With pregnancy can’t be a nice thing to do

Hilarious...

I'm not quite sure at what time of life you would discuss this with your child?

Primary school? GCSEs?

I suggest keeping a scrapbook for each year of the child's life and present it to them upon the age of majority. You might want to include a free trial of counselling as a bonus gift

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*swaps tea for something stronger, downs the glass and exits the thread in disbelief*

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By *unylinguistMan over a year ago

aldershot

I must admit the thought of getting it on with a pregnant woman Is quite a turn on for me.

So any pregnant woman near me need some fun. I’m ya man lol.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I just worry about bopping the little one on the head with a stranger’s willy. Mr.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And I've just had a message asking if I'm pregnant *sigh*

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"And I've just had a message asking if I'm pregnant *sigh*"

And the million dollar answer?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And I've just had a message asking if I'm pregnant *sigh*"

So have I.

*I'm not*

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

The thing that concerns me more here is a potential child being sat down by a potential parent to discuss intimate details of the parents' sex life.

I don't care if it's missionary with the lights off with your lawfully wedded spouse or a blindfolded gangbang with only strangers. TMI!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Give him a break people. Probably a silly thing to post especially as a man but he’s quite new to fab. I’m sure he’ll learn some opinions are best kept to yourself. If that’s how he feels that’s how he feels. No need to slate him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And I've just had a message asking if I'm pregnant *sigh*

And the million dollar answer?!

I've just finished a bottle of wine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And I've just had a message asking if I'm pregnant *sigh*

So have I.

*I'm not*

And just when you thought this thread couldn't get anymore surreal..

So have i

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I was thinking more of when unborn child gets older and his mum tells him/her she fucked half of fab while very far a long With pregnancy can’t be a nice thing to do

Hilarious...

I'm not quite sure at what time of life you would discuss this with your child?

Primary school? GCSEs?

I suggest keeping a scrapbook for each year of the child's life and present it to them upon the age of majority. You might want to include a free trial of counselling as a bonus gift

I got a child appropriate book on anatomy including reproductive organs. Not graphic story time

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Baby in the womb

"Ooo look a black one, that's not my daddy"

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I was thinking more of when unborn child gets older and his mum tells him/her she fucked half of fab while very far a long With pregnancy can’t be a nice thing to do "

Have you told your nan?

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By *uriouscouple83Couple over a year ago

Worcester

"Well as I say all about opinions but mine is that it’s just not fair on the baby sorry not gonna change that also what if they saw a video as lots add them on here

But you still haven’t stated a reason for your opinion? Do women not have needs? Once a woman becomes a mother does she cease to have sexual desires?

It's coz the kid might see it innit.

Now you have translated Princess Peach it makes so much sense.

Henceforth anyone with a child must stop having any form of sexual contact in case the kid sees.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Let’s be honest the main purpose of any woman is to have babies isn’t it?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I was thinking more of when unborn child gets older and his mum tells him/her she fucked half of fab while very far a long With pregnancy can’t be a nice thing to do

Hilarious...

I'm not quite sure at what time of life you would discuss this with your child?

Primary school? GCSEs?

I suggest keeping a scrapbook for each year of the child's life and present it to them upon the age of majority. You might want to include a free trial of counselling as a bonus gift

I got a child appropriate book on anatomy including reproductive organs. Not graphic story time

"
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Yeah I got one of those too. I bought my son a Dr Christian Jessen one

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Let’s be honest the main purpose of any woman is to have babies isn’t it? "

Exactly

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By *uriouscouple83Couple over a year ago

Worcester

"I got a child appropriate book on anatomy including reproductive organs. Not graphic story time

Is it the pop up version?

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman over a year ago

all loved up

"I was thinking more of when unborn child gets older and his mum tells him/her she fucked half of fab while very far a long With pregnancy can’t be a nice thing to do "

Why do you think they would tell a child that...

I was swinging with my last 2 pregnancies... although much more limited than I would be normally due to reducing risks.

And half of fab even I'd struggle with.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Give him a break people. Probably a silly thing to post especially as a man but he’s quite new to fab. I’m sure he’ll learn some opinions are best kept to yourself. If that’s how he feels that’s how he feels. No need to slate him

And no need to slate pregnant women.

No one has been rude to him.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Baby in the womb

"Ooo look a black one, that's not my daddy"

Such a clever poppet. Incredible perception. So articulate. And all that at prenatal stage.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Let’s be honest the main purpose of any woman is to have babies isn’t it? "

Damn it, I’m normally good at spotting these.

As the internet might say, obvioustrollisobvious. Mr.

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman over a year ago

all loved up

"Baby in the womb

"Ooo look a black one, that's not my daddy"

Ohhhh damn.... I never spit... but I did then x

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I got a child appropriate book on anatomy including reproductive organs. Not graphic story time

Is it the pop up version?"

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Well as I say all about opinions but mine is that it’s just not fair on the baby sorry not gonna change that also what if they saw a video as lots add them on here

But you still haven’t stated a reason for your opinion? Do women not have needs? Once a woman becomes a mother does she cease to have sexual desires?

It's coz the kid might see it innit.

Now you have translated Princess Peach it makes so much sense.

Henceforth anyone with a child must stop having any form of sexual contact in case the kid sees. "

And tell the child about their sexual experiences up until now. All in the guidebook.

Now, I could understand if he merely didn't agree with swinging whilst pregnant. Everyone has their own values and whatnot. It's the reasoning that's tickled me

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By *.L.0460.Woman over a year ago

Bognor Regis

"Let’s be honest the main purpose of any woman is to have babies isn’t it? "

Ok so this was quite funny for a while when I actually thought you were just a bit dense but now it's obvious you're looking for a fight.. I think you've had enough internet for one day..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Let’s be honest the main purpose of any woman is to have babies isn’t it? "

Op... Do you ever want to have sex with a woman again?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Baby in the womb

"Ooo look a black one, that's not my daddy"

Such a clever poppet. Incredible perception. So articulate. And all that at prenatal stage.

Can MENSA test in-utero?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Baby in the womb

"Ooo look a black one, that's not my daddy"

Such a clever poppet. Incredible perception. So articulate. And all that at prenatal stage.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

From a male point of view its gross.

But to be fair to females men often cheat when spouse is pregnant shame on them! Men lose sexual desire sometimes but if anyone has sex with a female pregnant it should be the dad only! Its not the time to swing in my narrow mind. Focus om the baby not ur fanny?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"From a male point of view its gross.

Oh, OP has back-up. There’s more of them out there. Mr.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple over a year ago

Worcester

"Now, I could understand if he merely didn't agree with swinging whilst pregnant. Everyone has their own values and whatnot. It's the reasoning that's tickled me "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Am I missing something then? Is it not the sole purpose of a woman to have babies? So when she has a baby with her partner she should not be having sex with multiple partners should she?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Baby in the womb

"Ooo look a black one, that's not my daddy"

Such a clever poppet. Incredible perception. So articulate. And all that at prenatal stage.

Can MENSA test in-utero? "

Maybe they could pop in some minimised version of non verbal reasoning test to start with and see what gets poked

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By *weetheart90Woman over a year ago

Ipswich

"Let’s be honest the main purpose of any woman is to have babies isn’t it? "

Is there a face palm emoji anyone?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Let’s be honest the main purpose of any woman is to have babies isn’t it? "

What about women who can't have babies? Where do they fit in your model of the world?

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman over a year ago

all loved up

"From a male point of view its gross.

What if they arent with the daddy...??? And actually sex is quite healthy for mum and baby as it produces happy hormones x

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By *uriouscouple83Couple over a year ago

Worcester

"From a male point of view its gross.

Whhaaaattttttt? On behalf of all males you are saying pregnant women are gross?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Am I missing something then? Is it not the sole purpose of a woman to have babies? So when she has a baby with her partner she should not be having sex with multiple partners should she? "

What if they dont want babies?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"tarzan83 Mate, why involved yourself with the pregnant ladies... now you gonna deal with the hormones.... roast in peace mate

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Am I missing something then? Is it not the sole purpose of a woman to have babies? So when she has a baby with her partner she should not be having sex with multiple partners should she? "

So i don't have purpose because I dont have children?

Really OP why are you doing this?

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman over a year ago

all loved up

"Am I missing something then? Is it not the sole purpose of a woman to have babies? So when she has a baby with her partner she should not be having sex with multiple partners should she? "

Why not.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"From a male point of view its gross.

From YOUR point of view.

You know what, I'll accept your point of view. You've acknowledged you're narrow minded on the subject and most of us have stuff we struggle to comprehend or are narrow minded about. Least you've not tried to give excuses as to why you feel the way you do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"From a male point of view its gross.

Speak for yourself..it's far from every "make point of view"..

I've always found pregnant women incredibly sexually attractive personally..and I'm far from the only one

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

At last someone else talking sense for a change

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman over a year ago

The place where fairies live

"I was thinking more of when unborn child gets older and his mum tells him/her she fucked half of fab while very far a long With pregnancy can’t be a nice thing to do

Hilarious...

I'm not quite sure at what time of life you would discuss this with your child?

Primary school? GCSEs?

I suggest keeping a scrapbook for each year of the child's life and present it to them upon the age of majority. You might want to include a free trial of counselling as a bonus gift

Forget a savings bank account.. save them a memories account.... With a difference ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"At last someone else talking sense for a change "

Who is?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Am I missing something then? Is it not the sole purpose of a woman to have babies? So when she has a baby with her partner she should not be having sex with multiple partners should she? "

I think tarzan needs to go back to the jungle.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"From a male point of view its gross.

No mate, only your point of view..

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By *andyfloss2000Woman over a year ago

ashford

"From a male point of view its gross.

Ohh dear!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

In the jungle the mighty jungle

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

Think I need something stronger than wine for this thread...

Comedy gold

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Let’s be honest the main purpose of any woman is to have babies isn’t it? "

Fuckin hell - you think it’s funny and you getting the attention out what you saying... but this is far way too sexiest.... so your mother purpose was to bring you to this world to say this shit... honestly this is ridiculous

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By *oam_ShrimpsCouple over a year ago

Exmouth

**##** "Darling, pass me that unopened can of worms will you..." **##**

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

The troll has has enough for one night. Mr.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Yes good fun on here isn’t it popcorn anyone?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's the chances this has set a new replies per minute record??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I learnt my lesson last time calling someone something and getting a forum ban. But I'm thinking it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Am I missing something then? Is it not the sole purpose of a woman to have babies? So when she has a baby with her partner she should not be having sex with multiple partners should she? "

So what should all the surrogates do then?? Not have sex with their husbands or partners cos the baby is not theirs ?!?

Oh man your digging yourself one now lol

Will sit in bed sipping my tea watching you fall

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes good fun on here isn’t it popcorn anyone?"

So it has all been a wind up.

Not funny OP.

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan over a year ago

Hastings

"I was thinking more of when unborn child gets older and his mum tells him/her she fucked half of fab while very far a long With pregnancy can’t be a nice thing to do "

So have you never had sex with a pregnant lady.

Guess you don't have children ?

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Am I missing something then? Is it not the sole purpose of a woman to have babies? So when she has a baby with her partner she should not be having sex with multiple partners should she? "

My purpose is, about 35 years ago my mummy and daddy loved each other very much and ... I was found in a cabbage patch.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I learnt my lesson last time calling someone something and getting a forum ban. But I'm thinking it.

You know the mods can read minds right!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I was thinking more of when unborn child gets older and his mum tells him/her she fucked half of fab while very far a long With pregnancy can’t be a nice thing to do

Hilarious...

I'm not quite sure at what time of life you would discuss this with your child?

Primary school? GCSEs?

I suggest keeping a scrapbook for each year of the child's life and present it to them upon the age of majority. You might want to include a free trial of counselling as a bonus gift

Forget a savings bank account.. save them a memories account.... With a difference ??"

I'm gonna say do the memories thing AND the bank account. Therapy ain't cheap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Think I need something stronger than wine for this thread...

Comedy gold

isn’t it! I stick by my previous comment but after the last few comments he deserves everything he gets now!

Although I suspect it’s a wind up

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Yes good fun on here isn’t it popcorn anyone?"

No, popcorn isn't a safe food for children. Read the leaflet the health visitor left your mummy to read

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes good fun on here isn’t it popcorn anyone?

No, popcorn isn't a safe food for children. Read the leaflet the health visitor left your mummy to read

I love you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Think I need something stronger than wine for this thread...

Comedy gold

isn’t it! I stick by my previous comment but after the last few comments he deserves everything he gets now!

Although I suspect it’s a wind up "

Surely it’s a wind up thread... but he’s taking it a bit far TBH x

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Well if it was a wind up I'm impressed.

I'm a cunting genius and even I'd never think of the 'conversation' or the 'kids seeing the videos' as a reason.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I learnt my lesson last time calling someone something and getting a forum ban. But I'm thinking it.

You know the mods can read minds right!

If that was the case I'd forever be banned.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well if it was a wind up I'm impressed.

I'm a cunting genius and even I'd never think of the 'conversation' or the 'kids seeing the videos' as a reason.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Yes good fun on here isn’t it popcorn anyone?

No, popcorn isn't a safe food for children. Read the leaflet the health visitor left your mummy to read

I love you

FAF? I'll just text my son first though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I learnt my lesson last time calling someone something and getting a forum ban. But I'm thinking it.

You know the mods can read minds right!

If that was the case I'd forever be banned.

And me.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Yes good fun on here isn’t it popcorn anyone?

No, popcorn isn't a safe food for children. Read the leaflet the health visitor left your mummy to read

I love you

FAF? I'll just text my son first though

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Yes good fun on here isn’t it popcorn anyone?

No, popcorn isn't a safe food for children. Read the leaflet the health visitor left your mummy to read

I love you

FAF? I'll just text my son first though

Fucker, I nearly lost my sandwich!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes good fun on here isn’t it popcorn anyone?

No, popcorn isn't a safe food for children. Read the leaflet the health visitor left your mummy to read

I love you

FAF? I'll just text my son first though

Good plan but I don't have any children so who do I text?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nah i don't believe the original comment was a wind up..

Easiest thing in the world to claim it after the fact..

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Yes good fun on here isn’t it popcorn anyone?

No, popcorn isn't a safe food for children. Read the leaflet the health visitor left your mummy to read

I love you

FAF? I'll just text my son first though

Fucker, I nearly lost my sandwich!

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Yes good fun on here isn’t it popcorn anyone?

No, popcorn isn't a safe food for children. Read the leaflet the health visitor left your mummy to read

I love you

FAF? I'll just text my son first though

Good plan but I don't have any children so who do I text?"

God to ask for forgiveness

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Yes good fun on here isn’t it popcorn anyone?

No, popcorn isn't a safe food for children. Read the leaflet the health visitor left your mummy to read

I love you

FAF? I'll just text my son first though

Good plan but I don't have any children so who do I text?"

Errrrr your mum?!

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Yes good fun on here isn’t it popcorn anyone?

No, popcorn isn't a safe food for children. Read the leaflet the health visitor left your mummy to read

I love you

FAF? I'll just text my son first though

Good plan but I don't have any children so who do I text?"

People in their early 20s who think you shrivel up when you get to the ripe old age of 30?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes good fun on here isn’t it popcorn anyone?

No, popcorn isn't a safe food for children. Read the leaflet the health visitor left your mummy to read

I love you

FAF? I'll just text my son first though

Good plan but I don't have any children so who do I text?

God to ask for forgiveness

Its ok I chat with him regularly and he's OK with it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Like I say all about opinions it’s the joy of a forum everyone has one and everyone is entitled to one won’t change mine hope you won’t either what ever side of the argument you sit x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im not saying a pregnant woman is gross.

I personally find it gross to have sex with multiple partners. Its my own preferance, I also agree that its wrong for a male to loose interest and cheat on a female at such an important stage. Dont twist words I dont find a pregnant woman gross understand. Her shagging alot I do. (Thats me) i also dont men who cheat on pregnant partners (happens often)

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman over a year ago

The place where fairies live

"I was thinking more of when unborn child gets older and his mum tells him/her she fucked half of fab while very far a long With pregnancy can’t be a nice thing to do

Hilarious...

I'm not quite sure at what time of life you would discuss this with your child?

Primary school? GCSEs?

I suggest keeping a scrapbook for each year of the child's life and present it to them upon the age of majority. You might want to include a free trial of counselling as a bonus gift

Forget a savings bank account.. save them a memories account.... With a difference ??

I'm gonna say do the memories thing AND the bank account. Therapy ain't cheap

Good point..

You know you can buy outright a funeral plan so stop inflation ...

So you think you could do the same for a councelling plan?

Like block book a future three months sessions?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Also thanks for all the msgs ladies asking for sex seems you do like a man with a strong opinion but I’m not meeting at the moment and can’t respond to all of you sorry xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes good fun on here isn’t it popcorn anyone?

No, popcorn isn't a safe food for children. Read the leaflet the health visitor left your mummy to read

I love you

FAF? I'll just text my son first though

Good plan but I don't have any children so who do I text?

Errrrr your mum?!

She would only have been interested if it was incredibly kinky.

I actually giggled when people said they had never been told about the intermediate details of their mums sex life because my mum was a very proud dominatrix.

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan over a year ago

Hastings

And no need to slate pregnant women.

No one has been rude to him. "

So do you think he asked all girls he has slept with for a sample to test or just given them a test kit first......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

After a certain amount of time penetration is not advisable when pregnant, thats what I thought. Buy a dildo. Till your baby comes out.?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I was thinking more of when unborn child gets older and his mum tells him/her she fucked half of fab while very far a long With pregnancy can’t be a nice thing to do

Hilarious...

I'm not quite sure at what time of life you would discuss this with your child?

Primary school? GCSEs?

I suggest keeping a scrapbook for each year of the child's life and present it to them upon the age of majority. You might want to include a free trial of counselling as a bonus gift

Forget a savings bank account.. save them a memories account.... With a difference ??

I'm gonna say do the memories thing AND the bank account. Therapy ain't cheap

Good point..

You know you can buy outright a funeral plan so stop inflation ...

So you think you could do the same for a councelling plan?

Like block book a future three months sessions?

You might be onto something there actually. You could do a 2-4-1 plan - kids counselling and parents funeral plan. God, the ideas are just flowing tonight. Kinda like my juices

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By *uriouscouple83Couple over a year ago

Worcester

"Also thanks for all the msgs ladies asking for sex seems you do like a man with a strong opinion but I’m not meeting at the moment and can’t respond to all of you sorry xx"

This needs to be moved to the stories and fantasies section now

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Yes good fun on here isn’t it popcorn anyone?

No, popcorn isn't a safe food for children. Read the leaflet the health visitor left your mummy to read

I love you

FAF? I'll just text my son first though

Good plan but I don't have any children so who do I text?

Errrrr your mum?!

She would only have been interested if it was incredibly kinky.

I actually giggled when people said they had never been told about the intermediate details of their mums sex life because my mum was a very proud dominatrix.

Fair play to her.

Me and mine spoke about her cunt once or twice.

Being a cunt that is.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"After a certain amount of time penetration is not advisable when pregnant, thats what I thought. Buy a dildo. Till your baby comes out.?"

Basic anatomy issue here chum. Wtf is the difference with a dildo? IT’S STILL POKING UP HER FANNY. Mr.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple over a year ago

Worcester

"After a certain amount of time penetration is not advisable when pregnant, thats what I thought. Buy a dildo. Till your baby comes out.?"

Is a dildo not penetration?

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By *.L.0460.Woman over a year ago

Bognor Regis

"Like I say all about opinions it’s the joy of a forum everyone has one and everyone is entitled to one won’t change mine hope you won’t either what ever side of the argument you sit x"

There's no argument.. you're just wrong. Everything you've said has been misinformed & misogynistic

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"After a certain amount of time penetration is not advisable when pregnant, thats what I thought. Buy a dildo. Till your baby comes out.?"

Absolute poppycock. Sex during all stages of pregnancy is perfectly safe, unless there are problems with the pregnancy and a health professional has advised abstention. Midwives suggest sex to start labour due to the prostaglandins in semen

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman over a year ago

The place where fairies live

"I was thinking more of when unborn child gets older and his mum tells him/her she fucked half of fab while very far a long With pregnancy can’t be a nice thing to do

Hilarious...

I'm not quite sure at what time of life you would discuss this with your child?

Primary school? GCSEs?

I suggest keeping a scrapbook for each year of the child's life and present it to them upon the age of majority. You might want to include a free trial of counselling as a bonus gift

Forget a savings bank account.. save them a memories account.... With a difference ??

I'm gonna say do the memories thing AND the bank account. Therapy ain't cheap

Good point..

You know you can buy outright a funeral plan so stop inflation ...

So you think you could do the same for a councelling plan?

Like block book a future three months sessions?

You might be onto something there actually. You could do a 2-4-1 plan - kids counselling and parents funeral plan. God, the ideas are just flowing tonight. Kinda like my juices

I'm gonna patent this idea ??

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman over a year ago

The place where fairies live

"Also thanks for all the msgs ladies asking for sex seems you do like a man with a strong opinion but I’m not meeting at the moment and can’t respond to all of you sorry xx"

Yes.. of course

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By *.L.0460.Woman over a year ago

Bognor Regis

"Also thanks for all the msgs ladies asking for sex seems you do like a man with a strong opinion but I’m not meeting at the moment and can’t respond to all of you sorry xx"

Ahh so you're a fantasist too....

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman over a year ago

The place where fairies live

"After a certain amount of time penetration is not advisable when pregnant, thats what I thought. Buy a dildo. Till your baby comes out.?"

Where are you suggesting we put the dildo.?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"After a certain amount of time penetration is not advisable when pregnant, thats what I thought. Buy a dildo. Till your baby comes out.?"

Forget the dildo, go right in with a butternut squash and leave it in. You won't even need to dilate and bambino will just

See, told ya I was a cunting genius.

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan over a year ago

Hastings

"Like I say all about opinions it’s the joy of a forum everyone has one and everyone is entitled to one won’t change mine hope you won’t either what ever side of the argument you sit x"

So do you have kids

If you start something like this at least read it all and reply ?

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By *am450Man over a year ago

North Kent/Greater London

To quote Zeberdee I think "it's time for bed"

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