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over a year ago
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"Someone please offer their vagina or butthole on a plate, I'll return in good condition  "
Oh I wouldn't want it to be returned in good condition... 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Someone please offer their vagina or butthole on a plate, I'll return in good condition
Oh I wouldn't want it to be returned in good condition...
Her x"
Used* condition |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone please offer their vagina or butthole on a plate, I'll return in good condition
Oh I wouldn't want it to be returned in good condition...
Her x
Used* condition"
Yes please  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We can offer you a half eaten toastie  it's still warm so it might do the job
What’s in the toastie 
My cock now 
Sounds cheesy  "
It should taste cheese too, with the addition of cock de fromage |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"We can offer you a half eaten toastie it's still warm so it might do the job
What’s in the toastie
My cock now
Sounds cheesy
It should taste cheese too, with the addition of cock de fromage "
Il take it |
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"Sorry my butthole is full of icecream...
That would actually work very well, it's quite hot so I wouldn't mind a cooled tight butthole "
A nice, chilled, refreshing butthole, ahhhhhh. Suffering in the heat OP? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Sorry my butthole is full of icecream...
That would actually work very well, it's quite hot so I wouldn't mind a cooled tight butthole
A nice, chilled, refreshing butthole, ahhhhhh. Suffering in the heat OP? "
Very much, fan is blowing on me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My fanny is always wet lately so I'm afraid it would probably slip straight off a plate. But, you can use my bum as a plate if you like and eat Asda's extra special cheesecake from it.  |
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"Sorry my butthole is full of icecream...
That would actually work very well, it's quite hot so I wouldn't mind a cooled tight butthole
A nice, chilled, refreshing butthole, ahhhhhh. Suffering in the heat OP?
Very much, fan is blowing me "
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"My fanny is always wet lately so I'm afraid it would probably slip straight off a plate. But, you can use my bum as a plate if you like and eat Asda's extra special cheesecake from it. "
Careful, speaking like that you might have a proposal on your hands. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My fanny is always wet lately so I'm afraid it would probably slip straight off a plate. But, you can use my bum as a plate if you like and eat Asda's extra special cheesecake from it. "
I don't trust you one bit! You're a cake farter! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I only have bobs and vagene
Can you rub them together for a bit so they're nice and warm please!"
Did you go outside today? I think they are warm enough  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I only have bobs and vagene
Can you rub them together for a bit so they're nice and warm please!
Did you go outside today? I think they are warm enough "
I think that's what's causing it  |
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