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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Right now if someone looks at me the wrong way they might fall off.
Hey Lacey........
Oops there was a strong gust of wind and now they're in a tree  "
Score!  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"your knick knacks?
Love and Peace 
Depends who's asking
Yasmeen
I assumed it wasn't you. You have insider knowledge
I like feeding the horse  "
Now worried as to who is the horse 
And what you're feeding it |
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"Right now if someone looks at me the wrong way they might fall off.
Hey Lacey........
Oops there was a strong gust of wind and now they're in a tree "
What would it take to get the tree out of them? Asking for friend, he likes the knarly ones. |
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"Right now if someone looks at me the wrong way they might fall off.
Hey Lacey........
Oops there was a strong gust of wind and now they're in a tree
What would it take to get the tree out of them? Asking for friend, he likes the knarly ones."
They'll have to ask the tree. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Right now if someone looks at me the wrong way they might fall off.
Hey Lacey........
Oops there was a strong gust of wind and now they're in a tree
Score!
My undies have just fell down "
I'm basically 2 for 2 at this point....  |
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"your knick knacks?
Love and Peace
Depends who's asking
Yasmeen
I assumed it wasn't you. You have insider knowledge
I like feeding the horse
Now worried as to who is the horse
And what you're feeding it "
The horse likes it’s oats  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"your knick knacks?
Love and Peace
Depends who's asking
Yasmeen
I assumed it wasn't you. You have insider knowledge
I like feeding the horse
Now worried as to who is the horse
And what you're feeding it
The horse likes it’s oats "
Well bugger me backwards.... You're just so smooth with your oats |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"your knick knacks?
Love and Peace
Depends who's asking
Yasmeen
I assumed it wasn't you. You have insider knowledge
I like feeding the horse
You calling me a horse
Yes, one of them little ones "
A pony |
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"your knick knacks?
Love and Peace
Depends who's asking
Yasmeen
I assumed it wasn't you. You have insider knowledge
I like feeding the horse
You calling me a horse
Yes, one of them little ones
A pony"
No, one of them little diddy ones that dwarfs ride |
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"your knick knacks?
Love and Peace
Depends who's asking
Yasmeen
I assumed it wasn't you. You have insider knowledge
I like feeding the horse
Now worried as to who is the horse
And what you're feeding it
The horse likes it’s oats
Well bugger me backwards.... You're just so smooth with your oats "
Seeing as YOU asked so nicely  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"your knick knacks?
Love and Peace
Depends who's asking
Yasmeen
I assumed it wasn't you. You have insider knowledge
I like feeding the horse
Now worried as to who is the horse
And what you're feeding it
The horse likes it’s oats
Well bugger me backwards.... You're just so smooth with your oats
Seeing as YOU asked so nicely "
I'm very polite |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right now if someone looks at me the wrong way they might fall off.
Hey Lacey........
Oops there was a strong gust of wind and now they're in a tree "
Where did you buy them - Im going to import a container full and start selling them , |
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"Right now if someone looks at me the wrong way they might fall off.
Hey Lacey........
Oops there was a strong gust of wind and now they're in a tree
What would it take to get the tree out of them? Asking for friend, he likes the knarly ones.
They'll have to ask the tree. "
Off topic Lacey but A Mirror is the answer to your riddle.  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"your knick knacks?
Love and Peace
Depends who's asking
Yasmeen
I assumed it wasn't you. You have insider knowledge
I like feeding the horse
You calling me a horse
Yes, one of them little ones
A pony
No, one of them little diddy ones that dwarfs ride "
A rat |
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"your knick knacks?
Love and Peace
Depends who's asking
Yasmeen
I assumed it wasn't you. You have insider knowledge
I like feeding the horse
You calling me a horse
Yes, one of them little ones
A pony
No, one of them little diddy ones that dwarfs ride
A rat"
I think so |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Ask me 3 different ways and let's see
Can do in English and in Welsh, my French is too rusty these days
*whispers* Frida..... Google it....
Oh damn it far more sensible than me "
Me? Sensible? Nooooo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did the ones I sent not fit you?
I wear those as my COVID face mask
What, all of them?"
Were they the string type? that would explain needing more than one ! |
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"I need 3 dates and then I'll decide. Fuck asking..... I'll tell YOU if you made the grade beeeeyaaaaaaatsch
As you were.
I fuck on the first date "
the horror!
You'd never see a lady of my caliber engaging in such perversions
*puts hand on head*
One needs a lie down |
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"I need 3 dates and then I'll decide. Fuck asking..... I'll tell YOU if you made the grade beeeeyaaaaaaatsch
As you were.
I fuck on the first date
the horror!
You'd never see a lady of my caliber engaging in such perversions
*puts hand on head*
One needs a lie down "
Shall I take your knickers off now or later? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ask me 3 different ways and let's see
Can i have a go? Why don't you just drop em? Fancy a shag?
The second 2 would probably work on me
Shall we just narrow it down to one and get jiggy?"
Sure  Maybe be creative |
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"I need 3 dates and then I'll decide. Fuck asking..... I'll tell YOU if you made the grade beeeeyaaaaaaatsch
As you were.
I fuck on the first date
the horror!
You'd never see a lady of my caliber engaging in such perversions
*puts hand on head*
One needs a lie down
Shall I take your knickers off now or later? "
Either or, just make sure the cat don't run off with them. Little bastard keeps leaving them in next doors garden |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did the ones I sent not fit you?
I wear those as my COVID face mask
What, all of them?
Were they the string type? that would explain needing more than one !"
Ahh yes, several layers required with the thongs |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"your knick knacks?
Love and Peace
Depends who's asking
Yasmeen
I assumed it wasn't you. You have insider knowledge
I like feeding the horse
You calling me a horse
Yes, one of them little ones
A pony
No, one of them little diddy ones that dwarfs ride
A rat
I think so "
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