"Why don't you just copy and paste the best bits of of different ones, variety is the spice of life
There are no best bits ........
Not you personally, the profile bits  "
Oh dear. I laaaaaaaaaarrrrrrfed.
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"Can I copy yours ?
Granny - you are a woman - it doesn't matter what you say on your profile - you are always going to get people interested in you..."
This statistic is highly true. However, it matters what a lady says on her profile to attract certain types of guys.
For example if her profile text consists of the words "fill in later" then she will attract two types;- desperate, drooling, hand ragging the arse out of their scrotum in their grubby undercrackers slobs. And morons. |
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"Can I copy yours ?
Granny - you are a woman - it doesn't matter what you say on your profile - you are always going to get people interested in you...
This statistic is highly true. However, it matters what a lady says on her profile to attract certain types of guys.
For example if her profile text consists of the words "fill in later" then she will attract two types;- desperate, drooling, hand ragging the arse out of their scrotum in their grubby undercrackers slobs. And morons."
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"Can I copy yours ?"
Granny, As a woman, just copy the following:
"Wanna fuck me? Spunk on me? Apply within"
Hopefully this will sort out your profile and provide you with more interest than you can cope with so that you can delete the messages without reading and block all the timewasters 
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"Can I copy yours ?
Granny - you are a woman - it doesn't matter what you say on your profile - you are always going to get people interested in you...
This statistic is highly true. However, it matters what a lady says on her profile to attract certain types of guys.
For example if her profile text consists of the words "fill in later" then she will attract two types;- desperate, drooling, hand ragging the arse out of their scrotum in their grubby undercrackers slobs. And morons.
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You can copy mine if you like but you'll first have to gain permission from Sydney University who I originally nicked it from. You can't copy all of it though cos the sexy boobs are Sirens so you'll have to ask her if you can have them and you'd look wierd with a cock so you probably won't want that either. Apart from that, it's all yours.   |
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