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OK, how many times have you seen a nice looking rack or a fit looking arse on a profile and then when they send you a face pic, they look like the woman your granny goes to bingo with, but with a few less teeth? |
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"OK, how many times have you seen a nice looking rack or a fit looking arse on a profile and then when they send you a face pic, they look like the woman your granny goes to bingo with, but with a few less teeth?"
and that's only the men ! |
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"OK, how many times have you seen a nice looking rack or a fit looking arse on a profile and then when they send you a face pic, they look like the woman your granny goes to bingo with, but with a few less teeth?"
Only that one time you sent me your face pic  |
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"OK, how many times have you seen a nice looking rack or a fit looking arse on a profile and then when they send you a face pic, they look like the woman your granny goes to bingo with, but with a few less teeth?"
Surely the real question is: How many do you arrange to meet anyway!!  |
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"OK, how many times have you seen a nice looking rack or a fit looking arse on a profile and then when they send you a face pic, they look like the woman your granny goes to bingo with, but with a few less teeth?
Only that one time you sent me your face pic "
I said 'fit' arse not 'fat' arse .... derrrrrrrrrr  |
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"OK, how many times have you seen a nice looking rack or a fit looking arse on a profile and then when they send you a face pic, they look like the woman your granny goes to bingo with, but with a few less teeth?"
not often but i have seen from behind a pony tailed blonde with a nice arse and said to my m8 'look at her'..
only to then realise it was a bloke..
didnt get much stick, honest.. |
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"OK, how many times have you seen a nice looking rack or a fit looking arse on a profile and then when they send you a face pic, they look like the woman your granny goes to bingo with, but with a few less teeth?
Surely the real question is: How many do you arrange to meet anyway!! "
Not... How many turn ya down?  |
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I showed up at a meet once, she looked hot in her pics but she couldn't get a leg over and was alot older than her pics and profile suggested - well it didn't happen. I'd rather forget the whole sorry affair to be honest |
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"OK, how many times have you seen a nice looking rack or a fit looking arse on a profile and then when they send you a face pic, they look like the woman your granny goes to bingo with, but with a few less teeth?
Surely the real question is: How many do you arrange to meet anyway!! "
All of them  |
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"OK, how many times have you seen a nice looking rack or a fit looking arse on a profile and then when they send you a face pic, they look like the woman your granny goes to bingo with, but with a few less teeth?
Only that one time you sent me your face pic
I said 'fit' arse not 'fat' arse .... derrrrrrrrrr "
One persons fit is another's fat.  |
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"OK, how many times have you seen a nice looking rack or a fit looking arse on a profile and then when they send you a face pic, they look like the woman your granny goes to bingo with, but with a few less teeth?"
tbh looks are not important to me if i click with someone looks,size,age(over 21 though) will not put me off its all about chemistry |
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"OK, how many times have you seen a nice looking rack or a fit looking arse on a profile and then when they send you a face pic, they look like the woman your granny goes to bingo with, but with a few less teeth?
Only that one time you sent me your face pic
I said 'fit' arse not 'fat' arse .... derrrrrrrrrr
One persons fit is another's fat. "
Phat Shagga, "Phat" ...c'mon chav up darlin'  |
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"just visiting the cemetery to check..ahhh she's still got it!!!- not my grandma!!!-thats just sick...her pal!"
That's a new low Paddy, that's measuring something like 6 feet under  |
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"OK, how many times have you seen a nice looking rack or a fit looking arse on a profile and then when they send you a face pic, they look like the woman your granny goes to bingo with, but with a few less teeth?
Only that one time you sent me your face pic
I said 'fit' arse not 'fat' arse .... derrrrrrrrrr
One persons fit is another's fat.
Phat Shagga, "Phat" ...c'mon chav up darlin' "
Sorry, I blame my auto correct, I typed phat but my phone insisted on fat. |
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"just visiting the cemetery to check..ahhh she's still got it!!!- not my grandma!!!-thats just sick...her pal!
That's a new low Paddy, that's measuring something like 6 feet under "
yeah tried bringing her to parties...but shes just holding me back..bloody dead weight |
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"just visiting the cemetery to check..ahhh she's still got it!!!- not my grandma!!!-thats just sick...her pal!
That's a new low Paddy, that's measuring something like 6 feet under
yeah tried bringing her to parties...but shes just holding me back..bloody dead weight"
See it this way (always trying to throw a positive curve) ....if she did go to parties with you ...you'll still be attending with a "nobody" by your side |
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"just visiting the cemetery to check..ahhh she's still got it!!!- not my grandma!!!-thats just sick...her pal!
That's a new low Paddy, that's measuring something like 6 feet under
yeah tried bringing her to parties...but shes just holding me back..bloody dead weight
See it this way (always trying to throw a positive curve) ....if she did go to parties with you ...you'll still be attending with a "nobody" by your side "
but she is a head turner!!
some stomachs too |
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"OK, how many times have you seen a nice looking rack or a fit looking arse on a profile and then when they send you a face pic, they look like the woman your granny goes to bingo with, but with a few less teeth?
tbh looks are not important to me if i click with someone looks,size,age(over 21 though) will not put me off its all about chemistry "
Yeah chemistry is great... Rohypnol, Chloroform,... |
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"Just the other day i winked a guy then messaged saying "cor, nice six pack" he then replied with a face pic  had to block him! "
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A 2-bagger or "I'll chew my arm off in the morning" job?
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"I've never been disappointed when meeting the face that belongs to the figure...
First time for everything I suppose!!! 
Fortunately, I don't judge people on looks alone."
Does that mean you look to shag people more for their personality than looks? |
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More times than i can count... funnily enough if the pics had been on their profile i might not have been so harsh as i was having to drag it out of them... its not all about looks but when people present one thing then are a completely different thing then it just puts me off... prefer an honest profile of a not so great looking person to a fantastic model-esque looking profile of the very same person... |
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to be fair not that often because you can tell they'll be rank from their body pic anyway so just dont bother messaging them. All the nice ones seem to be away from my local area i have a face pic up, not my best, But leaves no illusions as to what i look like. I have the body of a god... Unfortunately that god is buddah !! |
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"Just the other day i winked a guy then messaged saying "cor, nice six pack" he then replied with a face pic had to block him!
Gawd dont you hate it when that happens... so much easier to see a pic on profile then you dont have to make a twat of yourself.. "
Body of adonis, face of benny from crossroads! |
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"OK, how many times have you seen a nice looking rack or a fit looking arse on a profile and then when they send you a face pic, they look like the woman your granny goes to bingo with, but with a few less teeth?"
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More times than I care to mention, and I know it happens both ways with me. I am an average looking person. But whereas in real life you get the chance to judge people on their personalities you have to judge on looks on here. Bit sad and sure you miss out on people who could really do it for you, but there we are. |
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"Body of Baywatch and face of Crimewatch
its happened to us couples aswell "
I'm sure it happens to both sexes!
Although no doubt some guys will use the 'well the body makes up for it' argument! (and of course those who's only pre-requisite is a pulse and a hole or two!).
How many times have the women seen a toned, sportsman like physique - only to find the face of said sportsman is more Peter Beardsley than Peter Andre? |
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"Just the other day i winked a guy then messaged saying "cor, nice six pack" he then replied with a face pic had to block him!
Gawd dont you hate it when that happens... so much easier to see a pic on profile then you dont have to make a twat of yourself..
Body of adonis, face of benny from crossroads! "
OR BOBFOC ( Body Of Baywatch, Face of Crimewatch - works for both men and women that way lol) |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
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"OK, how many times have you seen a nice looking rack or a fit looking arse on a profile and then when they send you a face pic, they look like the woman your granny goes to bingo with, but with a few less teeth?"
lol
Have been really disappointed on a few occasions. But then I am sure some have been with ours too.
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"OK, how many times have you seen a nice looking rack or a fit looking arse on a profile and then when they send you a face pic, they look like the woman your granny goes to bingo with, but with a few less teeth?
lol
Have been really disappointed on a few occasions. But then I am sure some have been with ours too.
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i dunno..u'd have to smell like shit MrsB to put me off ya...ooooh..I'am a crawler! xxxx |
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"OK, how many times have you seen a nice looking rack or a fit looking arse on a profile and then when they send you a face pic, they look like the woman your granny goes to bingo with, but with a few less teeth?
lol
Have been really disappointed on a few occasions. But then I am sure some have been with ours too.
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we would agree with you there lol |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
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"OK, how many times have you seen a nice looking rack or a fit looking arse on a profile and then when they send you a face pic, they look like the woman your granny goes to bingo with, but with a few less teeth?
lol
Have been really disappointed on a few occasions. But then I am sure some have been with ours too.
we would agree with you there lol "
What that you were disappointed with ours?
Sorry will send you someone elses next time lol |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
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"OK, how many times have you seen a nice looking rack or a fit looking arse on a profile and then when they send you a face pic, they look like the woman your granny goes to bingo with, but with a few less teeth?
lol
Have been really disappointed on a few occasions. But then I am sure some have been with ours too.
i dunno..u'd have to smell like shit MrsB to put me off ya...ooooh..I'am a crawler! xxxx"
* has a good sniff *
Looks like my luck might be out then
xx |
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"OK, how many times have you seen a nice looking rack or a fit looking arse on a profile and then when they send you a face pic, they look like the woman your granny goes to bingo with, but with a few less teeth?"
As Aristotle was quoted as saying:
"Who looks at the mantlepiece when you are stoking the fire?" |
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"I dont really chat with out a face pic x A good bum will not having me mailing . "
But then you look even more stunning 'in real life' than your photos so you can be as choosy as you like.
My fuglie is on my profile as are all the others so no shocks await. You get them for free here! I hope they show I am an average to slim, ugly biker with a fabulous bike who actually meets people and has one or two good features somewhere...
If I am not your cuppa then have fun and jog right on by .. |
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"OK, how many times have you seen a nice looking rack or a fit looking arse on a profile and then when they send you a face pic, they look like the woman your granny goes to bingo with, but with a few less teeth?"
Nothing a black bag cant sort. |
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