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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What, another one. Am I allowed two I one day? Or am i spoiling myself?
Treat yourself!
But I have adult things to do. One more cant hurt, right?"
Remember to cut your nails first |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m not offering anything to anyone.... well that is so disappointing, you start a thread and get us all excited and then drop this bombshell "
Where in my thread did I offer anything? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What’s a bum wank? A prostate massage?
Cheeky pokey bum wank
Poke ya bum while ya wank
Isn’t it obvious?"
It’s me. I need things explained properly! You should know that by now! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What’s a bum wank? A prostate massage?
Cheeky pokey bum wank
Poke ya bum while ya wank
Isn’t it obvious?
It’s me. I need things explained properly! You should know that by now! "
This is true, I apologise |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What’s a bum wank? A prostate massage?
Cheeky pokey bum wank
Poke ya bum while ya wank
Isn’t it obvious?
It’s me. I need things explained properly! You should know that by now!
This is true, I apologise "
Thanks for the clarification ladies, never tried it but will certainly be giving it a go later! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bum wanks, is that a thing?
Excuse my ignorance.
Of course it is! It's the only reason I go to see my GP!"
Will be on it later, any hints and tips greatfully received. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will be on it later, any hints and tips greatfully received.
Lube and patience and lube and patience and lube and...
Apples!
Ooh, only on my birthday! "
When’s your birthday? |
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"Will be on it later, any hints and tips greatfully received.
Lube and patience and lube and patience and lube and...
Apples!
Ooh, only on my birthday!
When’s your birthday? "
Going to guess today |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will be on it later, any hints and tips greatfully received.
Lube and patience and lube and patience and lube and...
Apples!
Ooh, only on my birthday!
When’s your birthday?
Going to guess today "
Let’s hope so |
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