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over a year ago
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Butterflies in my tummy,
Afternoon booked off work,
Meeting someone yummy,
Hope he's not a jerk,
Clothes laid out already,
Chose the night before,
Gone with lacey teddy,
It'll look great upon his floor,
Hair and make-up, look real hot ,
I've gone the extra mile,
Gonna show off everything I've got,
Big tits, round bum, bright smile,
Heels on, head high and heading out the door,
Phone rings, message pops, can't make it any more,
Never one to miss an opportunity to waste an empty bed,
I grab the Rabbit out the draw and love myself instead.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Butterflies in my tummy,
Afternoon booked off work,
Meeting someone yummy,
Hope he's not a jerk,
Clothes laid out already,
Chose the night before,
Gone with lacey teddy,
It'll look great upon his floor,
Hair and make-up, look real hot ,
I've gone the extra mile,
Gonna show off everything I've got,
Big tits, round bum, bright smile,
Heels on, head high and heading out the door,
Phone rings, message pops, can't make it any more,
Never one to miss an opportunity to waste an empty bed,
I grab the Rabbit out the draw and love myself instead.
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Really well done OP  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I think I'll go with:
I can't guarantee satisfaction,
Or more than 5 minutes action,
You'll get more movement from a guy in traction,
But don't give up hope,
My cock's as long as a rope,
So long as it's viewed under an industrial microscope,
Once I've cum I fall asleep,
I've been told I'm a bit of a creep,
l think I'll grab this tissue and go have myself a little weep.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I'll go with:
I can't guarantee satisfaction,
Or more than 5 minutes action,
You'll get more movement from a guy in traction,
But don't give up hope,
My cock's as long as a rope,
So long as it's viewed under an industrial microscope,
Once I've cum I fall asleep,
I've been told I'm a bit of a creep,
l think I'll grab this tissue and go have myself a little weep.
"
I'd contact you after reading that  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think I'll go with:
I can't guarantee satisfaction,
Or more than 5 minutes action,
You'll get more movement from a guy in traction,
But don't give up hope,
My cock's as long as a rope,
So long as it's viewed under an industrial microscope,
Once I've cum I fall asleep,
I've been told I'm a bit of a creep,
l think I'll grab this tissue and go have myself a little weep.
I'd contact you after reading that "
Are you part of The Samaritans? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shine a light!! .....
... I thought this thread was actually about butterflies...my number 1 phobia  
Oh my nerves can't cope
Her x"
I've never known someone to be afraid of butterflies before. What is it about them that frightens you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shine a light!! .....
... I thought this thread was actually about butterflies...my number 1 phobia
Oh my nerves can't cope
Her x"
Im also petrified of butterflies most people laugh at me for it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shine a light!! .....
... I thought this thread was actually about butterflies...my number 1 phobia
Oh my nerves can't cope
Her x
Im also petrified of butterflies most people laugh at me for it "
What is it about them that scares you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never had anyone cancel....yet
Neither have I.....although I've never had anyone want to meet "
I'm with you there not even for a innocent coffee I'm thinking I must be seriously bad lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Never had anyone cancel....yet
Neither have I.....although I've never had anyone want to meet
I'm with you there not even for a innocent coffee I'm thinking I must be seriously bad lol"
It must be the coffee. I wonder if asking them out for a bubble tea may work |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Shine a light!! .....
... I thought this thread was actually about butterflies...my number 1 phobia
Oh my nerves can't cope
Her x
Im also petrified of butterflies most people laugh at me for it "
Oh wow a fellow sufferer. Its awful because I know they are pretty colours etc but the random flight path and flapping wings make me afraid that they are going to land on my lip... permission for everyone to laugh but the fear is real!
I run a lot and the summer is like running the gauntlet for me. One day I may run off a cliff because of these terridactals!! 
Her x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shine a light!! .....
... I thought this thread was actually about butterflies...my number 1 phobia
Oh my nerves can't cope
Her x
Im also petrified of butterflies most people laugh at me for it
Oh wow a fellow sufferer. Its awful because I know they are pretty colours etc but the random flight path and flapping wings make me afraid that they are going to land on my lip... permission for everyone to laugh but the fear is real!
I run a lot and the summer is like running the gauntlet for me. One day I may run off a cliff because of these terridactals!!
Her x"
Flys do it for me. I cycle and I always hate getting one in my mouth. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shine a light!! .....
... I thought this thread was actually about butterflies...my number 1 phobia
Oh my nerves can't cope
Her x
Im also petrified of butterflies most people laugh at me for it
Oh wow a fellow sufferer. Its awful because I know they are pretty colours etc but the random flight path and flapping wings make me afraid that they are going to land on my lip... permission for everyone to laugh but the fear is real!
I run a lot and the summer is like running the gauntlet for me. One day I may run off a cliff because of these terridactals!!
Her x
Flys do it for me. I cycle and I always hate getting one in my mouth. "
I am sorry to have derailed your thread, but you do have my sympathy with the flies.
Her x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm sure you guys aren't that bad x"
Oh I am I'm either blocked when they see me or friend zoned straight away and it's good coffee I offer to its Costa best coffee around lol |
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"I'm sure you guys aren't that bad x"
My failure is so great that it's become legendary. I'm starting to embrace it now as I rack up world records of awfulness. It's become a sort of badge of honour. I should be able to get a little sticker to put on my profile. I think a crying aubergine with the words Don't Interact Contagious Knob. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shine a light!! .....
... I thought this thread was actually about butterflies...my number 1 phobia
Oh my nerves can't cope
Her x
Im also petrified of butterflies most people laugh at me for it
Oh wow a fellow sufferer. Its awful because I know they are pretty colours etc but the random flight path and flapping wings make me afraid that they are going to land on my lip... permission for everyone to laugh but the fear is real!
I run a lot and the summer is like running the gauntlet for me. One day I may run off a cliff because of these terridactals!!
Her x
Flys do it for me. I cycle and I always hate getting one in my mouth.
I am sorry to have derailed your thread, but you do have my sympathy with the flies.
Her x"
Derail away, I don't think it was going any place exciting. I was once driving up the highest road in Europe. I was in my own car and so I was driving on the right in a right-hand vehicle. As I look out my window I can see the sheer drop and the lack of a barrier if I make one false move. It was at this moment that a wasp flies in and decides to land on my glasses. One of the scariest moments of my life. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shine a light!! .....
... I thought this thread was actually about butterflies...my number 1 phobia
Oh my nerves can't cope
Her x
Im also petrified of butterflies most people laugh at me for it
Oh wow a fellow sufferer. Its awful because I know they are pretty colours etc but the random flight path and flapping wings make me afraid that they are going to land on my lip... permission for everyone to laugh but the fear is real!
I run a lot and the summer is like running the gauntlet for me. One day I may run off a cliff because of these terridactals!!
Her x
Flys do it for me. I cycle and I always hate getting one in my mouth.
I am sorry to have derailed your thread, but you do have my sympathy with the flies.
Her x
Derail away, I don't think it was going any place exciting. I was once driving up the highest road in Europe. I was in my own car and so I was driving on the right in a right-hand vehicle. As I look out my window I can see the sheer drop and the lack of a barrier if I make one false move. It was at this moment that a wasp flies in and decides to land on my glasses. One of the scariest moments of my life."
I actually giggled to that, sorry |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shine a light!! .....
... I thought this thread was actually about butterflies...my number 1 phobia
Oh my nerves can't cope
Her x
Im also petrified of butterflies most people laugh at me for it
Oh wow a fellow sufferer. Its awful because I know they are pretty colours etc but the random flight path and flapping wings make me afraid that they are going to land on my lip... permission for everyone to laugh but the fear is real!
I run a lot and the summer is like running the gauntlet for me. One day I may run off a cliff because of these terridactals!!
Her x
Flys do it for me. I cycle and I always hate getting one in my mouth.
I am sorry to have derailed your thread, but you do have my sympathy with the flies.
Her x
Derail away, I don't think it was going any place exciting. I was once driving up the highest road in Europe. I was in my own car and so I was driving on the right in a right-hand vehicle. As I look out my window I can see the sheer drop and the lack of a barrier if I make one false move. It was at this moment that a wasp flies in and decides to land on my glasses. One of the scariest moments of my life.
I actually giggled to that, sorry "
It's funny now I admit. Gingerly taking off my glasses and driving 1 handed and blind up a steep mountain road with no barrier whilst simultaneously shaking my glasses out the window was quite scary at the time |
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"I think I'll go with:
I can't guarantee satisfaction,
Or more than 5 minutes action,
You'll get more movement from a guy in traction,
But don't give up hope,
My cock's as long as a rope,
So long as it's viewed under an industrial microscope,
Once I've cum I fall asleep,
I've been told I'm a bit of a creep,
l think I'll grab this tissue and go have myself a little weep.
"
You had me at little weep  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think I'll go with:
I can't guarantee satisfaction,
Or more than 5 minutes action,
You'll get more movement from a guy in traction,
But don't give up hope,
My cock's as long as a rope,
So long as it's viewed under an industrial microscope,
Once I've cum I fall asleep,
I've been told I'm a bit of a creep,
l think I'll grab this tissue and go have myself a little weep.
You had me at little weep "
You had me at hello.....well you would have if we had been formally introduced. |
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"Shine a light!! .....
... I thought this thread was actually about butterflies...my number 1 phobia
Oh my nerves can't cope
Her x"
Aww bless ya.. bloody worms with wings destroyed my cabbages and pak choi this year.. gits !!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Shine a light!! .....
... I thought this thread was actually about butterflies...my number 1 phobia
Oh my nerves can't cope
Her x
Aww bless ya.. bloody worms with wings destroyed my cabbages and pak choi this year.. gits !!! "
Put some egg shells down and make some butterfly shaped cardboard cutouts to hang over your crops. That'll stop them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Shine a light!! .....
... I thought this thread was actually about butterflies...my number 1 phobia
Oh my nerves can't cope
Her x
Aww bless ya.. bloody worms with wings destroyed my cabbages and pak choi this year.. gits !!! "
Thank you... it's a silly phobia to almost everyone but I honestly cant stop the fear
Her x |
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