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"What about the old women!? The only thing the men on here want is for is our ironing skills and jam tarts  "
I can iron quite well for myself, thanks, but I wouldn't say no to a jam tart 
So I'm game if you are |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"What about the old women!? The only thing the men on here want is for is our ironing skills and jam tarts "
Oh you just had to mention 'jam tarts' didn't you?
You know how those words turn us guys on. Phwaor. |
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"What about the old women!? The only thing the men on here want is for is our ironing skills and jam tarts "
I made meat pies at the weekend, and, as is traditional, made jam tarts with the left over pastry (I also got all my ironing done)!
;-) |
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"What about the old women!? The only thing the men on here want is for is our ironing skills and jam tarts
I can iron quite well for myself, thanks, but I wouldn't say no to a jam tart
So I'm game if you are "
You're on! I've crimped the edges with my top set so they look pretty too . |
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"What about the old women!? The only thing the men on here want is for is our ironing skills and jam tarts
Oh you just had to mention 'jam tarts' didn't you?
You know how those words turn us guys on. Phwaor. "
Gotta use all the tricks in the book once you're a wrinkly.  |
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"What about the old women!? The only thing the men on here want is for is our ironing skills and jam tarts
I made meat pies at the weekend, and, as is traditional, made jam tarts with the left over pastry (I also got all my ironing done)!
;-)"
A paragon of virtue |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"What about the old women!? The only thing the men on here want is for is our ironing skills and jam tarts
Oh you just had to mention 'jam tarts' didn't you?
You know how those words turn us guys on. Phwaor.
Gotta use all the tricks in the book once you're a wrinkly. "
My excess padding is keeping the wrinkles at bay for now. Lol
BTW - having seen you at social evenings, you dont need any tricks. You're a very attractive lady. Xx |
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"What about the old women!? The only thing the men on here want is for is our ironing skills and jam tarts
I can iron quite well for myself, thanks, but I wouldn't say no to a jam tart
So I'm game if you are
You're on! I've crimped the edges with my top set so they look pretty too . "
Oooft! You know just how to get me going, don't you? |
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"What about the old women!? The only thing the men on here want is for is our ironing skills and jam tarts
Oh you just had to mention 'jam tarts' didn't you?
You know how those words turn us guys on. Phwaor.
Gotta use all the tricks in the book once you're a wrinkly.
My excess padding is keeping the wrinkles at bay for now. Lol
BTW - having seen you at social evenings, you dont need any tricks. You're a very attractive lady. Xx "
 you're too kind |
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"What about the old women!? The only thing the men on here want is for is our ironing skills and jam tarts
I made meat pies at the weekend, and, as is traditional, made jam tarts with the left over pastry (I also got all my ironing done)!
;-)"
I think we should get married immediately  bring the pies n tarts  |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"What about the old women!? The only thing the men on here want is for is our ironing skills and jam tarts
I made meat pies at the weekend, and, as is traditional, made jam tarts with the left over pastry (I also got all my ironing done)!
;-)
I think we should get married immediately bring the pies n tarts "
Will they be at the wedding buffet? |
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"I could go a little older 
And you're older than me
But are you more mature than me? 
I very well could be only one way to find out Busty
And what would that be "
well I'm wrong there us a couple of ways! |
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"Thought others would have mentioned this.
It’s officially ‘shag an oldie week’. Fab ladies have to select a more mature gentleman and show him a good time.
I’m
Available all week. Just saying."
Haha, there's a reason I'm not sure this will work just at the moment.... |
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"What about the old women!? The only thing the men on here want is for is our ironing skills and jam tarts
I made meat pies at the weekend, and, as is traditional, made jam tarts with the left over pastry (I also got all my ironing done)!
;-)
I think we should get married immediately bring the pies n tarts
Will they be at the wedding buffet? "
Almost certainly. We can also add pineapple and cheese cubes on cocktail sticks. It will be a proper buffet then. |
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"What about the old women!? The only thing the men on here want is for is our ironing skills and jam tarts
I made meat pies at the weekend, and, as is traditional, made jam tarts with the left over pastry (I also got all my ironing done)!
;-)
I think we should get married immediately bring the pies n tarts
"
You only love me for my tarts! |
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"Thought others would have mentioned this.
It’s officially ‘shag an oldie week’. Fab ladies have to select a more mature gentleman and show him a good time.
I’m
Available all week. Just saying.
Haha, there's a reason I'm not sure this will work just at the moment...."
Good point. Great pics by the way. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"What about the old women!? The only thing the men on here want is for is our ironing skills and jam tarts
I made meat pies at the weekend, and, as is traditional, made jam tarts with the left over pastry (I also got all my ironing done)!
;-)
I think we should get married immediately bring the pies n tarts
Will they be at the wedding buffet?
Almost certainly. We can also add pineapple and cheese cubes on cocktail sticks. It will be a proper buffet then."
Woop woop. |
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"Thought others would have mentioned this.
It’s officially ‘shag an oldie week’. Fab ladies have to select a more mature gentleman and show him a good time.
I’m
Available all week. Just saying.
Haha, there's a reason I'm not sure this will work just at the moment....
Good point. Great pics by the way. "
Thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Damn, I’m far too young for this.
But you could always shag somebody older
So could I.
Oh goodie, never too old for more than one.x"
I’ll add another number to the mix |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Every week is shag an oldie week for me
I’m not that old 
You’re 21 years older than me
No, I have 21 years more experience  "
She might have 21 years less experience than you but still be better at sex than you... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What about the old women!? The only thing the men on here want is for is our ironing skills and jam tarts "
Phahaha brilliant! Think of the ladies to gents! And not just for the jam tarts! |
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"Thought others would have mentioned this.
It’s officially ‘shag an oldie week’. Fab ladies have to select a more mature gentleman and show him a good time.
I’m
Available all week. Just saying."
The silver tongued devil strikes again. |
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"What about the old women!? The only thing the men on here want is for is our ironing skills and jam tarts
I made meat pies at the weekend, and, as is traditional, made jam tarts with the left over pastry (I also got all my ironing done)!
;-)
I think we should get married immediately bring the pies n tarts
You only love me for my tarts!"
We can start at the tarts and work on the other stuff |
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