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"Lacey Can I just ask Where you allowed wine and chocolate whilst revising ? I know I wasn't !" bussy you can ask me anything you like, but later im going on the naughty step with the wine and chocolates,see you later | |||
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"Lacey Can I just ask Where you allowed wine and chocolate whilst revising ? I know I wasn't !bussy you can ask me anything you like, but later im going on the naughty step with the wine and chocolates,see you later " Save me some or you can forget your Officers Commission in the Logistics Corps for the next mission ! | |||
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"Lacey Can I just ask Where you allowed wine and chocolate whilst revising ? I know I wasn't !bussy you can ask me anything you like, but later im going on the naughty step with the wine and chocolates,see you later Save me some or you can forget your Officers Commission in the Logistics Corps for the next mission ! " oo Bussy your so masterfull,bet youv been reading fifty shades of grey  | |||
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"Lacey,, come on join me on the naughty step and save me from bussy!!!! Lol I will share my goodies with you "Lacey, if yer too busy, i'll stand in for yer, and share her goodies | |||
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"Lacey,, come on join me on the naughty step and save me from bussy!!!! Lol I will share my goodies with you
Lacey, if yer too busy, i'll stand in for yer, and share her goodies "not a chance,im already there | |||
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"Lacey,, come on join me on the naughty step and save me from bussy!!!! Lol I will share my goodies with you
Lacey, if yer too busy, i'll stand in for yer, and share her goodies "Haven't got any oxygen in!!! Sorry. And I did ask Lacey first!! | |||
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"Lacey Can I just ask Where you allowed wine and chocolate whilst revising ? I know I wasn't !bussy you can ask me anything you like, but later im going on the naughty step with the wine and chocolates,see you later Save me some or you can forget your Officers Commission in the Logistics Corps for the next mission ! oo Bussy your so masterfull,bet youv been reading fifty shades of grey "pfft ! i taught him all he knows | |||
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"Lacey Can I just ask Where you allowed wine and chocolate whilst revising ? I know I wasn't !bussy you can ask me anything you like, but later im going on the naughty step with the wine and chocolates,see you later Save me some or you can forget your Officers Commission in the Logistics Corps for the next mission ! oo Bussy your so masterfull,bet youv been reading fifty shades of grey
pfft !
i taught him all he knows "i hate to break this to you darling bussy,but, not many women on here were impressed(just saying)  | |||
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"Lacey,, come on join me on the naughty step and save me from bussy!!!! Lol I will share my goodies with you
Lacey, if yer too busy, i'll stand in for yer, and share her goodies
Haven't got any oxygen in!!! Sorry.
And I did ask Lacey first!! "and i brought some extra wine  | |||
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"Lacey Can I just ask Where you allowed wine and chocolate whilst revising ? I know I wasn't !bussy you can ask me anything you like, but later im going on the naughty step with the wine and chocolates,see you later Save me some or you can forget your Officers Commission in the Logistics Corps for the next mission ! oo Bussy your so masterfull,bet youv been reading fifty shades of grey
pfft !
i taught him all he knows i hate to break this to you darling bussy,but, not many women on here were impressed(just saying) "just a case of life imitating art or is it the other way round ? lol either way, i gave up trying to impress some months ago you lot are unimpressable besides i am working on my next work, 50 shades of magnolia it's about the sex life of an estate agent | |||
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"Lacey Can I just ask Where you allowed wine and chocolate whilst revising ? I know I wasn't !bussy you can ask me anything you like, but later im going on the naughty step with the wine and chocolates,see you later Save me some or you can forget your Officers Commission in the Logistics Corps for the next mission ! oo Bussy your so masterfull,bet youv been reading fifty shades of grey
pfft !
i taught him all he knows i hate to break this to you darling bussy,but, not many women on here were impressed(just saying)
just a case of life imitating art
or is it the other way round ? lol
either way, i gave up trying to impress some months ago
you lot are unimpressable
besides i am working on my next work, 50 shades of magnolia
it's about the sex life of an estate agent"mm should have some interesting ups and downs in it  | |||
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"Room for a little one or is the naughty corner full" NOPE Get back in ur box bother causer | |||
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"Lacey you will have to drink the extra wine!! I am not getting phissed on a school night!! So stop trying to twist my arm! Oh go on then fill my glass up again!! Just dont tell bussy!!! "wheres your discipline woman,say when, and get up off the floor,we are supposed to be on the step | |||
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"Room for a little one or is the naughty corner full NOPE Get back in ur box bother causer "MOI | |||
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"Room for a little one or is the naughty corner full" Don't listen to mr grumpy!!! Of course there's room on our naughty step!! Glashhh of vino???  | |||
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"Room for a little one or is the naughty corner full Don't listen to mr grumpy!!! Of course there's room on our naughty step!! Glashhh of vino??? "Yes please and you can have my choccy | |||
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"Oh FFS Bussy, she was watching me wank on cam...now she's had to click off and I havent came yet...Cheers mate...c*nt!" What room are you in again ? | |||
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"Lacey you will have to drink the extra wine!! I am not getting phissed on a school night!! So stop trying to twist my arm! Oh go on then fill my glass up again!! Just dont tell bussy!!! wheres your discipline woman,say when, and get up off the floor,we are supposed to be on the step"I like it on the floor!! It's so pretty here!! And descipline??? What's that?? | |||
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"Room for a little one or is the naughty corner full Don't listen to mr grumpy!!! Of course there's room on our naughty step!! Glashhh of vino???
Yes please and you can have my choccy"I AM NOT GRUMPY And don't be taking her offers of chocolate - you may well be in for a  | |||
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"Room for a little one or is the naughty corner full Don't listen to mr grumpy!!! Of course there's room on our naughty step!! Glashhh of vino???
Yes please and you can have my choccy"That's very sweet if you thank you !! | |||
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"Room for a little one or is the naughty corner full Don't listen to mr grumpy!!! Of course there's room on our naughty step!! Glashhh of vino???
Yes please and you can have my choccy
I AM NOT GRUMPY
And don't be taking her offers of chocolate - you may well be in for a "You enjoyed every mouthful and the choccy as well, don't tell me you didn't suck it slowly  | |||
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"Room for a little one or is the naughty corner full Don't listen to mr grumpy!!! Of course there's room on our naughty step!! Glashhh of vino???
Yes please and you can have my choccy"iv just sent the dog to the offie with a note tied to his collar for extras,would have gone myself but im picking missy up off the floor | |||
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"Room for a little one or is the naughty corner full Don't listen to mr grumpy!!! Of course there's room on our naughty step!! Glashhh of vino???
Yes please and you can have my choccyiv just sent the dog to the offie with a note tied to his collar for extras,would have gone myself but im picking missy up off the floor"Looks like I've got some catching up to do | |||
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"I like the naughty step,, think I may have to go on it every night!!! Wine, chocolate, and lovely company! Hick ohhhh I feel like dancing and singing now!!!!! " I hope the neighbours have their windows shut ! | |||
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"I like the naughty step,, think I may have to go on it every night!!! Wine, chocolate, and lovely company! Hick ohhhh I feel like dancing and singing now!!!!! " lets have a quick chorus of "i will survive",and "its raining men" more wine anyone | |||
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"I like the naughty step,, think I may have to go on it every night!!! Wine, chocolate, and lovely company! Hick ohhhh I feel like dancing and singing now!!!!! lets have a quick chorus of "i will survive",and "its raining men" more wine anyone" White Wine please and a bit of soul thrown in | |||
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"I like the naughty step,, think I may have to go on it every night!!! Wine, chocolate, and lovely company! Hick ohhhh I feel like dancing and singing now!!!!! lets have a quick chorus of "i will survive",and "its raining men" more wine anyone" Raining men??? Yeah it's ranging oooops men!!! Sod the glass!! Just give me the bottle!! Chocolate anyone!! Lacey stand still I can see two of you!!  | |||
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"I like the naughty step,, think I may have to go on it every night!!! Wine, chocolate, and lovely company! Hick ohhhh I feel like dancing and singing now!!!!! lets have a quick chorus of "i will survive",and "its raining men" more wine anyone White Wine please and a bit of soul thrown in" so long as we dont get maudlin,you know what we,r like after a few glasses of wine  | |||
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"I like the naughty step,, think I may have to go on it every night!!! Wine, chocolate, and lovely company! Hick ohhhh I feel like dancing and singing now!!!!! lets have a quick chorus of "i will survive",and "its raining men" more wine anyone Raining men??? Yeah it's ranging oooops men!!! Sod the glass!! Just give me the bottle!! Chocolate anyone!! Lacey stand still I can see two of you!! "bottle,straw, anyone two of me,thats me moves baby,im a demon when i get going oops somebody help me up | |||
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"Needle in a Haystack?" Oi Leave my cock out of this ! | |||
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"I like the naughty step,, think I may have to go on it every night!!! Wine, chocolate, and lovely company! Hick ohhhh I feel like dancing and singing now!!!!! lets have a quick chorus of "i will survive",and "its raining men" more wine anyone Raining men??? Yeah it's ranging oooops men!!! Sod the glass!! Just give me the bottle!! Chocolate anyone!! Lacey stand still I can see two of you!! bottle,straw, anyone
two of me,thats me moves baby,im a demon when i get going
oops somebody help me up"Two straws, you can suck harder. | |||
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"Needle in a Haystack? Oi Leave my cock out of this !" Now it wasn't you I was talkin about | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 25/06/12 22:02:26]" too much wine left you spaeechless  | |||
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"Pressed the wrong frigging button bloody touch screens!!!! Ggggggrrrrr Come on bussy join in!! Let your hair down a bit!! Give those hips a little wiggle!! "Oh there's nothing litle about Bussy, he's a gud un | |||
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"Pressed the wrong frigging button bloody touch screens!!!! Ggggggrrrrr Come on bussy join in!! Let your hair down a bit!! Give those hips a little wiggle!!
Oh there's nothing litle about Bussy, he's a gud un"aye but can he dance,im fed up with holding missy up | |||
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"Pressed the wrong frigging button bloody touch screens!!!! Ggggggrrrrr Come on bussy join in!! Let your hair down a bit!! Give those hips a little wiggle!!
Oh there's nothing litle about Bussy, he's a gud un"I didn't say anything More vino anyone!!!!! | |||
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"Pressed the wrong frigging button bloody touch screens!!!! Ggggggrrrrr Come on bussy join in!! Let your hair down a bit!! Give those hips a little wiggle!!
Oh there's nothing litle about Bussy, he's a gud unaye but can he dance,im fed up with holding missy up"have you seen me dance ? i mean REALLY dance ? | |||
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"Pressed the wrong frigging button bloody touch screens!!!! Ggggggrrrrr Come on bussy join in!! Let your hair down a bit!! Give those hips a little wiggle!!
Oh there's nothing litle about Bussy, he's a gud unaye but can he dance,im fed up with holding missy up"Just prop me up against the wall, I willlll be just fine!!! La la la la | |||
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"Pressed the wrong frigging button bloody touch screens!!!! Ggggggrrrrr Come on bussy join in!! Let your hair down a bit!! Give those hips a little wiggle!!
Oh there's nothing litle about Bussy, he's a gud un I didn't say anything
More vino anyone!!!!! "jush a lille one for mes | |||
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" Let your hair down a bit!! " Is that meant to be funny ? | |||
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"Pressed the wrong frigging button bloody touch screens!!!! Ggggggrrrrr Come on bussy join in!! Let your hair down a bit!! Give those hips a little wiggle!!
Oh there's nothing litle about Bussy, he's a gud unaye but can he dance,im fed up with holding missy up
have you seen me dance ?
i mean REALLY dance ? "i will catch you for the slow one,you just have to shuffle | |||
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" Let your hair down a bit!! Is that meant to be funny ? "Chill your beans!!!! Just dance!!! | |||
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"Pressed the wrong frigging button bloody touch screens!!!! Ggggggrrrrr Come on bussy join in!! Let your hair down a bit!! Give those hips a little wiggle!!
Oh there's nothing litle about Bussy, he's a gud unaye but can he dance,im fed up with holding missy up
have you seen me dance ?
i mean REALLY dance ? "I've seen you trip the light fantastic, told you about the laces on ya Hush Puppies | |||
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"Pressed the wrong frigging button bloody touch screens!!!! Ggggggrrrrr Come on bussy join in!! Let your hair down a bit!! Give those hips a little wiggle!!
Oh there's nothing litle about Bussy, he's a gud unaye but can he dance,im fed up with holding missy up
have you seen me dance ?
i mean REALLY dance ? i will catch you for the slow one,you just have to shuffle "now shuffling i can do am especially adept with the hand shuffle i've had years of practice | |||
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"Pressed the wrong frigging button bloody touch screens!!!! Ggggggrrrrr Come on bussy join in!! Let your hair down a bit!! Give those hips a little wiggle!!
Oh there's nothing litle about Bussy, he's a gud unaye but can he dance,im fed up with holding missy up
have you seen me dance ?
i mean REALLY dance ?
I've seen you trip the light fantastic, told you about the laces on ya Hush Puppies"well they wouldn't be on yours you wear the strappy velcro ones i've seen  | |||
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"Pressed the wrong frigging button bloody touch screens!!!! Ggggggrrrrr Come on bussy join in!! Let your hair down a bit!! Give those hips a little wiggle!!
Oh there's nothing litle about Bussy, he's a gud unaye but can he dance,im fed up with holding missy up
have you seen me dance ?
i mean REALLY dance ? i will catch you for the slow one,you just have to shuffle
now shuffling i can do
am especially adept with the hand shuffle
i've had years of practice "i believe you lol i can supply a zimmer if you need it | |||
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"Pressed the wrong frigging button bloody touch screens!!!! Ggggggrrrrr Come on bussy join in!! Let your hair down a bit!! Give those hips a little wiggle!!
Oh there's nothing litle about Bussy, he's a gud unaye but can he dance,im fed up with holding missy up
have you seen me dance ?
i mean REALLY dance ? i will catch you for the slow one,you just have to shuffle
now shuffling i can do
am especially adept with the hand shuffle
i've had years of practice i believe you lol
i can supply a zimmer if you need it"He's already got one............ with go faster stripes, He can Boundary to Bannis in two minutes and that includes the escalators | |||
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" Let your hair down a bit!! Is that meant to be funny ?
Chill your beans!!!! Just dance!!! "if you chill ya beans too much you cant dance | |||
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"Pressed the wrong frigging button bloody touch screens!!!! Ggggggrrrrr Come on bussy join in!! Let your hair down a bit!! Give those hips a little wiggle!!
Oh there's nothing litle about Bussy, he's a gud unaye but can he dance,im fed up with holding missy up
have you seen me dance ?
i mean REALLY dance ? i will catch you for the slow one,you just have to shuffle
now shuffling i can do
am especially adept with the hand shuffle
i've had years of practice i believe you lol
i can supply a zimmer if you need it
He's already got one............ with go faster stripes, He can Boundary to Bannis in two minutes and that includes the escalators"im impressed,escalators as well,some people will do anything for a scone | |||
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"Pressed the wrong frigging button bloody touch screens!!!! Ggggggrrrrr Come on bussy join in!! Let your hair down a bit!! Give those hips a little wiggle!!
Oh there's nothing litle about Bussy, he's a gud unaye but can he dance,im fed up with holding missy up
have you seen me dance ?
i mean REALLY dance ? i will catch you for the slow one,you just have to shuffle
now shuffling i can do
am especially adept with the hand shuffle
i've had years of practice i believe you lol
i can supply a zimmer if you need it
He's already got one............ with go faster stripes, He can Boundary to Bannis in two minutes and that includes the escalators"still never fkin caught you tho did i ? u were already dippin ur chips in the gravy when i got there ! | |||
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"Hey there is a lamp post going to practice some pole dancing!!!!! !!!!!!! Dont try to shrtop me gnow! I can do thus I am not prished at all "Does the Polish guys wife mind you dancing with him? | |||
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"Pressed the wrong frigging button bloody touch screens!!!! Ggggggrrrrr Come on bussy join in!! Let your hair down a bit!! Give those hips a little wiggle!!
Oh there's nothing litle about Bussy, he's a gud unaye but can he dance,im fed up with holding missy up
have you seen me dance ?
i mean REALLY dance ? i will catch you for the slow one,you just have to shuffle
now shuffling i can do
am especially adept with the hand shuffle
i've had years of practice i believe you lol
i can supply a zimmer if you need it
He's already got one............ with go faster stripes, He can Boundary to Bannis in two minutes and that includes the escalators
still never fkin caught you tho did i ?
u were already dippin ur chips in the gravy when i got there !"Of course was cooling them down, you know hot food gives ya heartburn | |||
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"Hey there is a lamp post going to practice some pole dancing!!!!! !!!!!!! Dont try to shrtop me gnow! I can do thus I am not prished at all "i feel a trip to A&E coming on | |||
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"Hey there is a lamp post going to practice some pole dancing!!!!! !!!!!!! Dont try to shrtop me gnow! I can do thus I am not prished at all
Does the Polish guys wife mind you dancing with him?"I have let her go and keep Luke company!!! | |||
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"Hey there is a lamp post going to practice some pole dancing!!!!! !!!!!!! Dont try to shrtop me gnow! I can do thus I am not prished at all i feel a trip to A&E coming on"Oh we meeting at a club???? | |||
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"Hey there is a lamp post going to practice some pole dancing!!!!! !!!!!!! Dont try to shrtop me gnow! I can do thus I am not prished at all i feel a trip to A&E coming on
Oh we meeting at a club????"depends if i can prise her hands off the pole | |||
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"Hey there is a lamp post going to practice some pole dancing!!!!! !!!!!!! Dont try to shrtop me gnow! I can do thus I am not prished at all i feel a trip to A&E coming on"Yes and she's got exams tomorrow You lot are a bad influence And I think Mr L needs to exert a little more control over this wayward child Right I am off to talk the dog out When I return, I want you all teethed brushed, nighties on and in bed ! Lights out at 11 (unless she slips off that lampost before then) | |||
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"Hey there is a lamp post going to practice some pole dancing!!!!! !!!!!!! Dont try to shrtop me gnow! I can do thus I am not prished at all i feel a trip to A&E coming on
Oh we meeting at a club????depends if i can prise her hands off the pole"Oh I'm good at that, drink has no effect on me | |||
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"Hey there is a lamp post going to practice some pole dancing!!!!! !!!!!!! Dont try to shrtop me gnow! I can do thus I am not prished at all i feel a trip to A&E coming on
Yes and she's got exams tomorrow
You lot are a bad influence
And I think Mr L needs to exert a little more control over this wayward child
Right I am off to talk the dog out
When I return, I want you all teethed brushed, nighties on and in bed !
Lights out at 11 (unless she slips off that lampost before then) "What time do we put the candles out? | |||
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"Hey there is a lamp post going to practice some pole dancing!!!!! !!!!!!! Dont try to shrtop me gnow! I can do thus I am not prished at all i feel a trip to A&E coming on
Oh we meeting at a club????depends if i can prise her hands off the pole
Oh I'm good at that, drink has no effect on me"wish it didnt have an effect on me,im thinking wheelie bin races now | |||
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"Hey there is a lamp post going to practice some pole dancing!!!!! !!!!!!! Dont try to shrtop me gnow! I can do thus I am not prished at all i feel a trip to A&E coming on
Oh we meeting at a club????depends if i can prise her hands off the pole
Oh I'm good at that, drink has no effect on mewish it didnt have an effect on me,im thinking wheelie bin races now"Bags me the blue one | |||
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"Come on lets head to the club! Can i bring the pole with me please? I like the feel of something hard in my hands! If we go now bussy will just think we have been good girls and done as we are told! Ha ha fool!" As long as we can share the Pole | |||
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"Come on lets head to the club! Can i bring the pole with me please? I like the feel of something hard in my hands! If we go now bussy will just think we have been good girls and done as we are told! Ha ha fool! As long as we can share the Pole" grab your wheelie then and lets get off before bussy comes back,bring the pole it might come in handy | |||
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"Come on lets head to the club! Can i bring the pole with me please? I like the feel of something hard in my hands! If we go now bussy will just think we have been good girls and done as we are told! Ha ha fool! As long as we can share the Polegrab your wheelie then and lets get off before bussy comes back,bring the pole it might come in handy" We can use the pole as a punt! | |||
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"Come on lets head to the club! Can i bring the pole with me please? I like the feel of something hard in my hands! If we go now bussy will just think we have been good girls and done as we are told! Ha ha fool! As long as we can share the Polegrab your wheelie then and lets get off before bussy comes back,bring the pole it might come in handy We can use the pole as a punt!" good thinking that woman | |||
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"Come on lets head to the club! Can i bring the pole with me please? I like the feel of something hard in my hands! If we go now bussy will just think we have been good girls and done as we are told! Ha ha fool! As long as we can share the Polegrab your wheelie then and lets get off before bussy comes back,bring the pole it might come in handy We can use the pole as a punt!" you did say punt! Didn't you? Oh i need a wee now! | |||
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"Come on lets head to the club! Can i bring the pole with me please? I like the feel of something hard in my hands! If we go now bussy will just think we have been good girls and done as we are told! Ha ha fool! As long as we can share the Polegrab your wheelie then and lets get off before bussy comes back,bring the pole it might come in handy We can use the pole as a punt!good thinking that woman "Points to head, up here for thinkin Points to feet, down there for dancing. Got extra wine too | |||
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"Come on lets head to the club! Can i bring the pole with me please? I like the feel of something hard in my hands! If we go now bussy will just think we have been good girls and done as we are told! Ha ha fool! As long as we can share the Polegrab your wheelie then and lets get off before bussy comes back,bring the pole it might come in handy We can use the pole as a punt! you did say punt! Didn't you? Oh i need a wee now!" Always good to go before your set off, a damp wheelie bin is not good | |||
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"Come on lets head to the club! Can i bring the pole with me please? I like the feel of something hard in my hands! If we go now bussy will just think we have been good girls and done as we are told! Ha ha fool! As long as we can share the Polegrab your wheelie then and lets get off before bussy comes back,bring the pole it might come in handy We can use the pole as a punt!good thinking that woman
Points to head, up here for thinkin
Points to feet, down there for dancing.
Got extra wine too"iv just filled the wheelie up,the dogs just got back from the offie lol | |||
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"Shit, he's back S'ok he gone again" Bussy take the dog out, he's got crossed legs | |||
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"Come on lets head to the club! Can i bring the pole with me please? I like the feel of something hard in my hands! If we go now bussy will just think we have been good girls and done as we are told! Ha ha fool! As long as we can share the Polegrab your wheelie then and lets get off before bussy comes back,bring the pole it might come in handy We can use the pole as a punt!good thinking that woman
Points to head, up here for thinkin
Points to feet, down there for dancing.
Got extra wine tooiv just filled the wheelie up,the dogs just got back from the offie lol"pretend to be asleep ,he wont notice | |||
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"Come on lets head to the club! Can i bring the pole with me please? I like the feel of something hard in my hands! If we go now bussy will just think we have been good girls and done as we are told! Ha ha fool! As long as we can share the Polegrab your wheelie then and lets get off before bussy comes back,bring the pole it might come in handy We can use the pole as a punt!good thinking that woman
Points to head, up here for thinkin
Points to feet, down there for dancing.
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"Come on lets head to the club! Can i bring the pole with me please? I like the feel of something hard in my hands! If we go now bussy will just think we have been good girls and done as we are told! Ha ha fool! As long as we can share the Polegrab your wheelie then and lets get off before bussy comes back,bring the pole it might come in handy We can use the pole as a punt!good thinking that woman
Points to head, up here for thinkin
Points to feet, down there for dancing.
Got extra wine too
iv just filled the wheelie up,the dogs just got back from the offie lol
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"Is it safe to come out yet? Hope Luke is ok back home with poles wife! Told him i was nipping out for a pint of milk! "i hope the dogs ok,told him i wont be back till tomorrow | |||
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" Interlewd : talking of poles, what is it that is long and hard that every polish bride has on her wedding night?" did we invite you? And get out my wheelie bin! Its squashed enough as it is! | |||
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" Interlewd : talking of poles, what is it that is long and hard that every polish bride has on her wedding night?" non of you smut please mushy,this is a very civilised girls night out | |||
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" Interlewd : talking of poles, what is it that is long and hard that every polish bride has on her wedding night? did we invite you? And get out my wheelie bin! Its squashed enough as it is!" No need to get narky 'cos you don't know. | |||
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" Interlewd : talking of poles, what is it that is long and hard that every polish bride has on her wedding night?non of you smut please mushy,this is a very civilised girls night out "OK, we got everything we need ladies, wine, chocolate, music, the pole, the wheelie bin, anything missing? | |||
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" Interlewd : talking of poles, what is it that is long and hard that every polish bride has on her wedding night?non of you smut please mushy,this is a very civilised girls night out
OK, we got everything we need ladies, wine, chocolate, music, the pole, the wheelie bin, anything missing?"wine? We need to get rid of the spy! | |||
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OK, we got everything we need ladies, wine, chocolate, music, the pole, the wheelie bin, anything missing?
wine? We need to get rid of the spy! "Already said wine, but the more the merrier | |||
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wine? We need to get rid of the spy! "Oxygen deprivation would do it. | |||
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" Interlewd : talking of poles, what is it that is long and hard that every polish bride has on her wedding night?non of you smut please mushy,this is a very civilised girls night out
OK, we got everything we need ladies, wine, chocolate, music, the pole, the wheelie bin, anything missing?"Yep, Laceys comment | |||
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OK, we got everything we need ladies, wine, chocolate, music, the pole, the wheelie bin, anything missing?
Yep, Laceys comment "sorry was just getting the lube | |||
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OK, we got everything we need ladies, wine, chocolate, music, the pole, the wheelie bin, anything missing?"
too much wine! Lost for words? Or hiding from you know who! | |||
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too much wine! Lost for words? Or hiding from you know who!"dont worry he will get fed up soon and go away | |||
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OK, we got everything we need ladies, wine, chocolate, music, the pole, the wheelie bin, anything missing?
Yep, Laceys comment sorry was just getting the lube "Nah don't bother, is more painful without, or so am told | |||
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"Bags i will hold him down!! We have a few empty wine bottles here! Hmmm wonder what they could be used for? Mushroomy come over here! "That scared him off, he's gorn lol | |||
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"Bags i will hold him down!! We have a few empty wine bottles here! Hmmm wonder what they could be used for? Mushroomy come over here! "you sweetalking lickle devil hahahah | |||
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"Bags i will hold him down!! We have a few empty wine bottles here! Hmmm wonder what they could be used for? Mushroomy come over here! you sweetalking lickle devil hahahah"right ladies to the club,is there a carpark for our wheelies | |||
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"Bags i will hold him down!! We have a few empty wine bottles here! Hmmm wonder what they could be used for? Mushroomy come over here! you sweetalking lickle devil hahahahright ladies to the club,is there a carpark for our wheelies"Across the road, no probs | |||
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"Has he gone? " Yep, the lack of lube and you holding him down did the trick | |||
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"Has he gone? Yep, the lack of lube and you holding him down did the trick" is lacey with someone else? She keeps saying ladies! Wey hey! Come on girls lets hit the floor! Ouch that hurt! | |||
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"Has he gone? Yep, the lack of lube and you holding him down did the trick is lacey with someone else? She keeps saying ladies! Wey hey! Come on girls lets hit the floor! Ouch that hurt!" Thjere's a new dance that's going around called the Bump, do the Bump | |||
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"Has he gone? Yep, the lack of lube and you holding him down did the trick" Would depend on how MissyJ holds me down but there's a better chance of coming rather than going. | |||
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"Has he gone? Yep, the lack of lube and you holding him down did the trick is lacey with someone else? She keeps saying ladies! Wey hey! Come on girls lets hit the floor! Ouch that hurt! Thjere's a new dance that's going around called the Bump, do the Bump" Joe Tex and his Sexolettes rules. | |||
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"Has he gone? Yep, the lack of lube and you holding him down did the trick is lacey with someone else? She keeps saying ladies! Wey hey! Come on girls lets hit the floor! Ouch that hurt! Thjere's a new dance that's going around called the Bump, do the Bump Joe Tex and his Sexolettes rules. "oh so you like the wine bottles then! Lacey which end do you want! I will gag him | |||
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"Has he gone? Yep, the lack of lube and you holding him down did the trick is lacey with someone else? She keeps saying ladies! Wey hey! Come on girls lets hit the floor! Ouch that hurt! Thjere's a new dance that's going around called the Bump, do the Bump Joe Tex and his Sexolettes rules. "So does Kenny | |||
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"Has he gone? Yep, the lack of lube and you holding him down did the trick is lacey with someone else? She keeps saying ladies! Wey hey! Come on girls lets hit the floor! Ouch that hurt! Thjere's a new dance that's going around called the Bump, do the Bump Joe Tex and his Sexolettes rules.
oh so you like the wine bottles then!
Lacey which end do you want!
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"Has he gone? Yep, the lack of lube and you holding him down did the trick is lacey with someone else? She keeps saying ladies! Wey hey! Come on girls lets hit the floor! Ouch that hurt! Thjere's a new dance that's going around called the Bump, do the Bump Joe Tex and his Sexolettes rules.
oh so you like the wine bottles then!
Lacey which end do you want!
I will gag him "Right ladies I'm gonna leave Mushy to your tender mercies Be gentle......................not | |||
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"RIGHT THE LOT OF YA BED !!!!!" ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh who's getting all masterful  | |||
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"RIGHT THE LOT OF YA BED !!!!! ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh who's getting all masterful "ya don't know the half of it lady now pull ur flanellette down and get in bed ! | |||
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"Has he gone? Yep, the lack of lube and you holding him down did the trick is lacey with someone else? She keeps saying ladies! Wey hey! Come on girls lets hit the floor! Ouch that hurt! Thjere's a new dance that's going around called the Bump, do the Bump Joe Tex and his Sexolettes rules.
oh so you like the wine bottles then!
Lacey which end do you want!
I will gag him
Right ladies I'm gonna leave Mushy to your tender mercies
Be gentle......................not "get up missy,i cant keep hauling you back onto your feet my backs gone,im having a quick boogie to come on Eileen then im off to bed,we will have to leave mushy to his own devices,plenty of empties left if he wants em | |||
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"RIGHT THE LOT OF YA BED !!!!! ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh who's getting all masterful
ya don't know the half of it lady
now pull ur flanellette down and get in bed !"Here it is. The poles back. | |||
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"RIGHT THE LOT OF YA BED !!!!!" it was all mushies fault! He made us! Still can't find lacey or my pole! | |||
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"RIGHT THE LOT OF YA BED !!!!! ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh who's getting all masterful
ya don't know the half of it lady
now pull ur flanellette down and get in bed !"sh*t i didnt know he was back,night night all | |||
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"RIGHT THE LOT OF YA BED !!!!! it was all mushies fault! He made us! Still can't find lacey or my pole!" I'm saying nothing ! | |||
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"Oh no Luke has locked me out! What ever shall i do? "All over to Bussy's | |||
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"And I'm just easily led "oh well looks like the naughty step for us again tomorrow | |||
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"And I'm just easily led "yeah me too! I am a good girl really! Honest i am | |||
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"Oh no Luke has locked me out! What ever shall i do? "Learn Polish and give that poles mrs a mouthful? | |||
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"And I'm just easily led oh well looks like the naughty step for us again tomorrow "Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh | |||
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"Oh no Luke has locked me out! What ever shall i do?
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"There were 5 in the bed and the little one said ........... | |||
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"Oh no Luke has locked me out! What ever shall i do?
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There were 5 in the bed and the little one said ...........""I hope that's one of the ladies" | |||
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"Oh no Luke has locked me out! What ever shall i do?
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There were 5 in the bed and the little one said ..........."room for a little one | |||
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"And I'm just easily led oh well looks like the naughty step for us again tomorrow
Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh "its a hard task but someone has to do it lol! | |||
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"Oh no Luke has locked me out! What ever shall i do?
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There were 5 in the bed and the little one said ..........."Are we topping and tailing | |||
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"Oh no Luke has locked me out! What ever shall i do?
All over to Bussy's
There were 5 in the bed and the little one said ...........
Are we topping and tailing "only if missys washed her feet | |||
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"Oh no Luke has locked me out! What ever shall i do?
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Are we topping and tailing only if missys washed her feet "I've just had a shower | |||
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"Oh no Luke has locked me out! What ever shall i do?
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There were 5 in the bed and the little one said ...........room for a little one "you'll be disappointed if u were expecting anything else | |||
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"Oh no Luke has locked me out! What ever shall i do?
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There were 5 in the bed and the little one said ...........
Are we topping and tailing only if missys washed her feet
I've just had a shower"you cant be too careful when youv bin in a bin all night(did you see what i did there) | |||
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There were 5 in the bed and the little one said ...........
Are we topping and tailing only if missys washed her feet
I've just had a shower"Wasn't me, now own up....... | |||
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"Oh no Luke has locked me out! What ever shall i do?
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There were 5 in the bed and the little one said ...........room for a little one
you'll be disappointed if u were expecting anything else "story of my like bussy | |||
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"Its ok Luke has just text! He has chucked the pole out! So i can go home now! Going to tell him i was round a friends house revising! Ok so if he should ask! You lot haven't seen me ok! Night night x "ok but dont slur your words when you get in,and take that celery out of your ear first(i told you to get a green bin) | |||
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"Its ok Luke has just text! He has chucked the pole out! So i can go home now! Going to tell him i was round a friends house revising! Ok so if he should ask! You lot haven't seen me ok! Night night x "Well I suppose half an hour past your bedtime ain't too bad ! Sleep well and good luck with the other exams tomorrow x | |||
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"Night Bussy Night Lacey Night MissyJ Night Jim Bob Night John Boy" Night Grandma | |||
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"Night Bussy Night Lacey Night MissyJ Night Jim Bob Night John Boy Night Grandma "oo your treading on dangerous ground there,night all | |||
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"Night Bussy Night Lacey Night MissyJ Night Jim Bob Night John Boy Night Grandma oo your treading on dangerous ground there,night all "No he's DEAD x Night Lacey | |||
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"Night Bussy Night Lacey Night MissyJ Night Jim Bob Night John Boy Night Grandma oo your treading on dangerous ground there,night all
No he's DEAD x
Night Lacey"She loves me really and besides who would she have to torment if she snuffed me out ? | |||
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"Oh my head! Never again! "dustbin men have just dropped me off home...what where when??? | |||
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"I've got a pole in my bed, anyone know anything about this x "oh no its all coming back to me know same time tomorrow | |||
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"I've got a pole in my bed, anyone know anything about this x "Have you had a Czec up recently...? | |||
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"Got me belly dancing tomoz I may be a little late x" dont worry i will save you a wheelie bin x | |||
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"Got me belly dancing tomoz I may be a little late xdont worry i will save you a wheelie bin x" You girls dont half talk rubbish... | |||
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"Got me belly dancing tomoz I may be a little late xdont worry i will save you a wheelie bin x" What we doin tonight ladies? | |||
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