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On this day 1503 Michelangelo began work on his statue of David. If you look at Michelangelo's David, it looks like David's wang is being eaten by a cat. |
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"On this day 1503 Michelangelo began work on his statue of David. If you look at Michelangelo's David, it looks like David's wang is being eaten by a cat."
 that made me chuckle  |
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"On this day 1503 Michelangelo began work on his statue of David. If you look at Michelangelo's David, it looks like David's wang is being eaten by a cat."
If you look at the ceiling he did, looks like he was on an hourly rate cause it took him 7 years, that’s just taking the piss, I know painter and Decorators who can do big ceilings in a few weeks, that’s taking into account the erection of the scaffold and dismantling Said scaffold. |
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"On this day 1503 Michelangelo began work on his statue of David. If you look at Michelangelo's David, it looks like David's wang is being eaten by a cat.
If you look at the ceiling he did, looks like he was on an hourly rate cause it took him 7 years, that’s just taking the piss, I know painter and Decorators who can do big ceilings in a few weeks, that’s taking into account the erection of the scaffold and dismantling Said scaffold. "
I don't blame him, I'd have done the same. |
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"On this day 1503 Michelangelo began work on his statue of David. If you look at Michelangelo's David, it looks like David's wang is being eaten by a cat.
If you look at the ceiling he did, looks like he was on an hourly rate cause it took him 7 years, that’s just taking the piss, I know painter and Decorators who can do big ceilings in a few weeks, that’s taking into account the erection of the scaffold and dismantling Said scaffold. "
You had me at erection  |
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"On this day 1503 Michelangelo began work on his statue of David. If you look at Michelangelo's David, it looks like David's wang is being eaten by a cat."
We had this discussion at about 3am this morning |
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"On this day 1503 Michelangelo began work on his statue of David. If you look at Michelangelo's David, it looks like David's wang is being eaten by a cat.
If you look at the ceiling he did, looks like he was on an hourly rate cause it took him 7 years, that’s just taking the piss, I know painter and Decorators who can do big ceilings in a few weeks, that’s taking into account the erection of the scaffold and dismantling Said scaffold.
You had me at erection "
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"On this day 1503 Michelangelo began work on his statue of David. If you look at Michelangelo's David, it looks like David's wang is being eaten by a cat.
We had this discussion at about 3am this morning "
I thought it deserved a thread. I also got the date wrong on the nocturnal thread, cowabunga. |
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"On this day 1503 Michelangelo began work on his statue of David. If you look at Michelangelo's David, it looks like David's wang is being eaten by a cat.
We had this discussion at about 3am this morning
I thought it deserved a thread. I also got the date wrong on the nocturnal thread, cowabunga."
Oh, it's definitely a thread worthy observation I was very confused by Jamie earlier  |
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"On this day 1503 Michelangelo began work on his statue of David. If you look at Michelangelo's David, it looks like David's wang is being eaten by a cat."
Lovely smooth balls, though. I appreciate that. |
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Now I’m going to have to google it so I can look at the statue and see if your description is correct.
Being a good Catholic girl looking at anything naughty, especially on a Sunday, means I’ll have to spent a lot of time on my knees  xx |
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"On this day 1503 Michelangelo began work on his statue of David. If you look at Michelangelo's David, it looks like David's wang is being eaten by a cat."
Still running with this mate?  |
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"On this day 1503 Michelangelo began work on his statue of David. If you look at Michelangelo's David, it looks like David's wang is being eaten by a cat.
Lovely smooth balls, though. I appreciate that."
I think of you when I look at David's balls. |
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"Now I’m going to have to google it so I can look at the statue and see if your description is correct.
Being a good Catholic girl looking at anything naughty, especially on a Sunday, means I’ll have to spent a lot of time on my knees xx"
Amen. x |
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"On this day 1503 Michelangelo began work on his statue of David. If you look at Michelangelo's David, it looks like David's wang is being eaten by a cat.
Still running with this mate? "
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2 years ago I was rushed into hospital in an ambulance
Only came out of Worcester royal in the morning, but ambulance crew were called and administered morphine 3 doses on my drive to help me, then rushed me back to Worcester |
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